Friday, August 24, 2007

Tommy Lee Rocks Out at the Calabasas Country Club

BUYER: Tommy Lee
LOCATION: La Masina Court, Calabasas, CA
PRICE: $6,750,000 (list price)
SIZE: 8,841, square feet, 6 bedrooms 7.5 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: This is an unusual one children because although we are unable to locate any property records that indicate the sale of this property, we have it on very, very good authority that this house is indeed the new home of impressively endowed rocker Tommy Lee. Your Mama first received a tip on this from a little lady we'll call Lisa Looselips back in mid July, but at the time we were unable to get any sort of confirmation.

Then yesterday, out of the blue, the subject of Tommy Lee came up again from another impeccable source, a gentleman who always seems to know where everyone lives. So we got on the horn to Lucy Spillerguts, our go-to gal when trying to suss out the what's what with a property. And Lucy tells us also that Mister Lee has indeed recently taken possession of this house.

Located in the suburban wilds of the Calabasas Golf and Country Club, Mister Lee's new house is a modern pile amid a sea of high end Mediterranean tract houses. All you crazed and ignorant Motley Crue fans who think it might be fun to jump in your hoopdies and head out to Calabasas and party with Mister Lee will be sorely disappointed when you run into the gate at the bottom of the hill that will ensure that you are not able to drive your messed up Mercury up to the circular drive of this house.

According to listing information, the 8,891 square foot house with 6 bedrooms and 7.5 bathrooms was remodeled in 2005 and includes a jaw dropping 3,000 square foot underground garage for 12 cars. A few other unique features of the house, which has been remodeled with a "water and sand" theme (whatever that is), includes a three story atrium with koi pond and spa, indoor gardens with a retractable roof, full gym, a professional movie theater, 2 kitchens, including one which is a catering/wine tasting kitchen complete with stone floors and oak kegs, and a piano shaped pebble-tech pool with a "party spa for 10."

Do you get the feeling this is the perfect house for a rock star too? Well, except for the suburban neighbors who just might not appreciate a party spa filled with a slew of plastic boobed bimbets trucked in from Hollywood in a big white limozeen as much as Mister Tommy Leeand his tatooed buddies might.

Or will Mister Lee be settling down to a suburban life of rented movies and dinner at Marie Calenders with Kimberly Stewart, the "what does she do all day?" daughter of legendary rocker Rod Stewart?

We have also heard that Miz Pam Anderson, the on again off again paramour of Mister Lee and mother of his children, has very recently moved from the house on Morningside Drive in Malee-boo she was renting. So perhaps, we speculate based on no real information here children so do not go repeating anything we say, the enormously endowed duo are going to give it another go in Calabasas? Stranger things have happened with these two.

As of this morning Your Mama has not been able to flush out a sale price for this houe. Perhaps our good friend Mister Big Time with his crazy ways will be able to dig up that information.

Sources: Pacific Coast News (top photo)

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oddly, I like this house. Not the poofy decorating (too much padding and too much beige), not the fit of it on the lot, and (sorry folks in the Valley) not the Calabasas part of it.

But if you look at the HOUSE, it is very clever and the pool and backyard layout leading to the gorgeous view, it is very nice.

The neighbors must be dying because they are, well, a little close and I think will be hearing a little too much of Tommy, if you catch my drift. Whether it's Kimberly, or Pamela, or whomEVER, it will be what any grown person who has paid good money for a house does NOT want to hear.

Anonymous said...

cool house, for the most part. good luck to the neighbors though.

nancypants said...

I'd love to have a home theatre but I agree that this house is much too close to the neighbor. I've never understood the reason folks with money would buy a house that you could reach-out and shake hands with the neighbor...without either of you leaving your house.

Not fond of those wooden, oval things on the wall next to the kitchen/d.r. table. If they had spigots, I'd think they were wine barrels.

On a sidenote, ol' Tommy Lee and that icky Kimberly Stewart are a perfect match and by "perfect" I mean GROSS.

Tracy said...

I like the way the garage door is tucked under the house.

The master bedroom is just a long step away from the hot tub, and right next to the living/family room. I guess whether you like that depends on how much you are into sharing the intimate moments of your life.

Phoenix said...

I like the nice list of features this house has, but that's about it. To me it looks like a mish mash of style types inside, and I don't mean just the furniture. I wonder whose idea it was to combine a rustic wood beam ceiling with a traditional fireplace in the living room of an otherwise thoroughly modern house? In the kitchen, I encounterd a similiarly striking bit of decorating discord.. two tone country wood cabinets meet modern stone and stainless steel? Granny Clampett would love it I'm sure. On to the bathroom, is it just me, or does that vanity look eerily similiar to antique white country french provincial, which by the way seems to be the theme carried over into the bedroom replete with the requisite french swagger draped canope/headboard? Apparently any supposed 'remodeling' was done to the pool area which I'm not entirely sure I like either. All this and Tommy Lee too.. how lucky is Kimberly, lol

Phoenix said...

By the way, I think this house could be awesome with a near complete gut and rehab, but when you add the need for that to it's location, and consider it's listing price is a full half million above the one Paris just bought, it was a poor investment unless Tommy negotiated the price down considerably.

mr. Tribble said...

What a shame he sold out of Malibu...I remember seeing his old house on PBS (or maybe it was MTV Cribs) and it was beautifully put-together with a grip of acreage, ocean view, beautiful pool, Moorish decor all over...like a 90s version of the Playboy mansion.

Calabasas can try all it wants. Location, location, location is what kills that area.

Anonymous said...

I showed Tom Lee a house back in December. It was up in the Sunset Strip. Big ticket price. The house blew his mind, and he loved it. At the time, his people said he couldn't afford it. And, it was less than this one. Huh!

And as a side note, he was with this skank, who I later find out was the gangster chick working with the criminals who Robbed Paris Hilton and Joe Frances in the Robberies last year. Yikes. Mama what is TMZ email address?

so_chic_darling said...

"What does she do all day"INDEED!That's what you could say about any of them isn't it?
Who cares about Tommy Lee when Mama's writing make you pee a little numbers like this!

so_chic_darling said...

All these houses are ridiculous on some level.Most of them say volumes about inflated egos,small town ideas about what luxury & taste mean,the architects with creative ideas missing in action,along with the clean and spare.All in all a big showy facade.As they would say in London"Look at her all fur coat with no knickers".

so_chic_darling said...

Translation----panties!

nancypants said...

I prefer the Texas version: "He's all hat and no cattle."

Anonymous said...

If you look at the house on google maps (or your choice of satellite mapping), there is only one house sharing a property line and most of what that house has along the side with Tommy's pad is their garage. I also suspect there isn't much in the way of windows or balconies on that side of Tommy's house. That would be the norm for houses in the hills.

Anonymous said...

Its a nice house. Many poker games went down there. its owned by Jim Pascucci who was a great Re/max OTB agent in calabasas who left to a mom pop shop. Anyhow, its a great house. I wonder if Lee will go through with it and close it. I my self would have done a few other things with this money... like get a view other than Woodland Hills...

Anonymous said...

This property doesn't impress me. The view is nice, but the neighbors and the road are right there. Too much money for that noise.

Anonymous said...

Yard looks very small for the $$$

Anonymous said...

All that needs to be said is that it's in Calabasas.

So Chic Darling -

"As they would say in London"

Please don't be american & tag the entire U.K as London.

Anonymous said...

LOL! My mum (who's really old) first heard "fur coat & no knickers" about Morningside (Edinburgh) women in the 50's! and she's from London.

I'm not keen on the house, it looks a bit like an ocean liner, a bit Miami pop... and even a gated road on two sides, is too much road for me. And they're so close to the neighbours...

Anonymous said...

anonymous 4:01 PM - stop attacking people for their comments - I've noticed you doing this more and more and I'm not appreciating it - knock it off.

so_chic_darling said...

As a matter of fact I have a British and an American passport and I am from London so I CAN SAY THAT!

so_chic_darling said...

...........and belive me they DO say that all the time in London because it's become just like Beverly Hillls in so many ways.LOTS OF FLASH!

Phoenix said...

lol, you go so_chic ;) I'm from America but have more family in the London area (Sussex & Essex) than I do here and I wasn't offended.

Anonymous said...

Tommy was living in an ungated 3000 square foot house in the hilsl of Studio City for the pastyear and gave the neighbors fits with his outdoor sex with skanks and regular noise disturbance. Good luck to his new neighbors in Calabasas. He has thebrain of a 16 year old trapped in the bodyof a 46 year old - pathetic

Anonymous said...

The only thing appealing is the last photo of the pool.

The rest, like many newer homes, has space, yet no style. Its just big.

Ho hum.

Anonymous said...

You know the screening room will be showing a porn/mainstream movie ratio of 50/1.

Anonymous said...

Who had his ear last!!!!

Anonymous said...

this blog is full of shit. that house wasnt listed for nor did it sell for that much money. i know the people who lived there pretty well...
and ive been there alot, it is a GORGEOUS, one-of-a-kind house. Unlike anything I have ever seen.

Your Mama said...

Your Mama is not in the habit of interjecting into the comments, but Anon 3:09, we just want you to know that we have the listing information for the house that was prepared by the seller, who also happens to be a real estate agent.

So, dear, trust Your Mama when we tell you, it was absolutely on the market for the price we indicated.

Anonymous said...

Tommy has moved into an exclusive
gated community in a very safe neighborhood. It is an ideal location and a healthy environment to raise his kids Cheers to him!

Anonymous said...

No question Tommy will be a pain for his new neighbors. The 20 year old bimbos and his fascination with his techno DJ crap will most certainly be a nuissance for his new neighbors.

Good luck to all

Anonymous said...

The comps for this house are half the price of what he paid...if that. Public Records do not post the $ paid...now, what's up with that. Maybe he got cash back at the close or maybe the real estate agent did...he owned it, it does not show on the multiple listing data...strange. I am sure one will check this out. Who's the lender. There are some people who might want to check this out along with the agent himself.

Anonymous said...

Tommy Lee is the world worst F****N neighbor. He is selfish and a narcissist. The neighbors hate him and his BS electro tech thumping music.

Anonymous said...

it was for sale many times but never sold, till tommy lee bought it for 4.9 something

Anonymous said...

not too impressive.
I've seen much better for much less.

Maybe he wants neighbors so they can witness his outrageous sexcapades..which enhances the excitement of it all.
According to his previous neighbors here, look out! I would hate to live in the adjoining house with kids!

Other than that,this kind of cash should allow you a lot more space and land.

FAIL!