Thursday, August 16, 2007

Today Is the Day...

...Your Mama makes our debut on National TV. We'll be seen as a talking head on VH1's "The Fabulous Life Presents..." at 9pm EST. Check your local listings.

Some of you just might be in for a little surprise.

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dang! I'm meeting a friend for a movie tonight! Please post on youtube! I'm dying to see what Mama looks like.

Phoenix said...

Great news mama! The time listed in the announcement says '9m'. Is that 9 am or pm, and what time zone is that in? Many thanks :)

Anonymous said...

NO!!! I just left N.Y last night & now in Europe so gonna miss it ... Can you please post a link to youtube once it's been aired - Thanks mama

Anonymous said...

I would love it if mama turned out to be a fab-u-lous homo.

Phoenix said...

I appreciate the announcement corretion Mama :)

Anonymous said...

Definetly a guy, of the chelsea persuasion.

Anonymous said...

Obviously!

I. M. Anonymous said...

If you're who I think you are, I won't be surprised one little bit. and if you're not, I'll be really disappointed.

nancypants said...

EEEE! I'm so excited I could just pee! By surprised, do you mean you aren't a fabulously-groomed, gay Black man?? We shall see!

Anonymous said...

People Mama could be:

a 400-lb international jetsetter
Perez Hilton
Posh Spice's little sister
Macaulay Culkin
CEO of a Fortune 400 company
one of the Village People

nancypants said...

Dang it Mama! Now you've got me thinkin' you're ME; a 40-something, lightly-tanned, white woman with southern roots.
You're killin' me here!

Anonymous said...

GO MAMA! "SING OUT LOUISE" - AS MAMA ROSE WOULD SAY. IT'S YOUR TIME - CONGRADS!

Anna said...

Yay....I have just recently found your blog and now I am an addict. Do you have a name they will call you or do they refer to you as "The Real Estalker" Love it!!

Anonymous said...

I saw the episode (it was on VH1 Classics already). Now that we know who you are, can we dispense with the chitlins and Lawd chilren? And the Royal We?

West Coastian said...

Do they say "break a leg" for TV appearances? If so, break a leg Mama. That's terrific news!

I hope someone gets this on YouTube.com 'cause I won't get a chance to watch either.

MJ said...

Oh no...when I see Mama...I will know I am adopted!!!

natalee said...

Can't wait to see it!

J said...

Congrats, Mama, but pleasepleasePLEASE don't ever stop writing this blog!

hopeless pedant said...

Congrats, looking forward to it.

But it is on at 9 PM EDT (Eastern Daylight Time), not 9 EST (Eastern Standard Time), which is an hour different. There are still a handful of places in that observe EST during the summer (meaning they keep the same time the whole year, don't move their clocks ahead an hour in spring) - they are on EST still. But the whole East Coast is on EDT now.

michael said...

Someone PLEASE put it on YouTube!! I won't be able to see it and want to see who Mama really is!

so_chic_darling said...

I just peed a little!

Anonymous said...

Your mama's mama will ceretinly be watching!

Anonymous said...

Oy! Do I have to watch the whole episode to see you? That might not be possible.

so_chic_darling said...

I will need a BIG joint!

Kate said...

Sweet Fancy Moses! My TiVo is set. First the NYT, now this. I need to sit a spell, lest I get the vapors!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones

so_chic_darling said...

It's 8.16pm and I'm quivering with anticipation!

Anonymous said...

im set tivo wise. I bet Mama is a man and is 5"10 and 275 pounds. or maybe mama looks just like paris hilton...

Anonymous said...

10 minutes into it... still no mama. but plenty of wasteful money.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please post a recap for those of us in Europe?

Anonymous said...

comeeee onnn... i need to pee.. 20 minutes into it and still no mama. even the good people at curbed.LA have a special posting for this mama unvailing... will the real mama PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!

Anonymous said...

Mark David.. seems to be a gay man.. thats our MAMA!

Anonymous said...

Well of course Mark David is gay. No straight person around would be able to write the stuff that Your Mama does. The question is: what's Mark's *real* name????

luke220 said...

Cute, too!

Anonymous said...

way to go mama... you were great!

nancypants said...

OK Mama, you're younger and WHITER than I expected but what about the "southern roots'? Regardless, I love ya! Give Dr. Cooter and the long-bodied bitches a big ol' hug from me!

Anonymous said...

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1905/mamahy8.jpg


GO HERE TO SEE MAMA!

Christiane said...

CONGRATULATIONS MARK!

Just saw your other site, IMPRESSED would be an understatement...

Then again, CONGRATS!!!

Anonymous said...

Just so you know, Mama, I have friends spanning from The Bu to Pasadena texting me left and right about you. Talk of the town, my dear. We were all wondering whether you were a sassy little guy or a 250 lb 55 year old lady!

Anonymous said...

C'mon, Mark--out with it. What's yer real name. Better that you do it rather than your buddies giving you up (which is what's going to happen eventually!).....

Anonymous said...

i absolutely love this site, i didnt know there were so many other people fascinated by celebrity real estate like myself. It truly is like real estate porn ;)

lucy said...

I, too, just came across this web site and absolutely adore it. As a true southern girl, I can pass judgement on your roots: you're a peach.

so_chic_darling said...

A star is born!

West Coastian said...

Anonymous 6:41 said:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1905/mamahy8.j

Part of the url got cut off so anyone trying to see the photo, the end part is:

mamahy8.jpg

WhoooooHoooooo Love Ya Mama

so_chic_darling said...

I'm not fully recovered from all the excitment Mama!
It 's too much!

N-da-hood said...

Wow... The writing voice does not come close to the perceived physical individual. "Mark" was great but the show was only OK. It was cool to see some more shots of the Portobello.

bitterspinster said...

Well I think you are adorable.Don't you dare drop that Southern accent, Mama. I love your writing and hope you won't change a thing, though I would love to see a pic of Dr. Cooter and your lovely self but only because I'm nosey that way.

LoveMeSomeYourMama said...

I just saw YOUR MAMA on VH1!! I always imagined that YOUR MAMA was the love child of Dionne Warwick and the dearly departed Merv Griffin. But now I know that he is just a good lookin' cracker like myself! Keep up the good work YOUR MAMA!!! We love you.

Anonymous said...

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1905/mamahy8.jpg

Anonymous said...


href="http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1905/mamahy8.jpg">http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/1905/mamahy8.jpg

Anonymous said...

I kinda liked it when I believed Your Mama was a sassy large lady.
Anyway, love this blog.

margalit said...

Post it on you tube, PLEASE. And then link it up. I'm just astounded that Your Mama isn't a pretty little white bitch from Lun Guy Land, which is how I always pictured her/him.

Anonymous said...

Mama, please don't change a thing. I can put it out of my mind that you are a hot white man. Dr. Cooter better watch out. Miss Bass might be taking you up on that offer to find him a nice gay decorator now that he knows what you look like.

Lita Fjord said...

Pretty please, someone, describe the show until someone posts a vid. What exactly did Mama talk about? I need a play-by-play. Need. Not want. Need. Those of us of the non-american persuasion are feeling like the red-headed step-child of this family just about now. Come on, Mama, share your lovin' all 'round.

Anonymous said...

Not how I pictured you at all, but I still love you, Mama!

Phoenix said...

Lita Fjord, there's really not alot to tell. It was more a chance to glimpse and hear our 'Mama'. The guest speaker talking heads the show injected into the series of home tours were very sparing and short lived, more like quick snippets you could easily miss if your attention got distracted for a moment. I found it somewhat annoying. The new buzzsaw editing style that has taken over TV reality shows drives me nuts at times.

Becky said...

Mama, I felt like a proud mama seeing you on tv last night. I have become completly addicted to your site. I hope you keep up the great and entertaining work! Lots of love.

Dodi said...

You? Are adorable! I expected you to be a little more poof and extravagant - - but no denying how cute you are!

This is such a fun blog, and now your Southern Mama Charm is even more funny.

so_chic_darling said...

It's been a whirlwind of excitement this last 24 hours Mama and I still find myself reaching for the smelling salts!Keep giving us all the filthy dirt you can scrape up!We looooooooooooooooove YOU!

WOOT! said...

Maybe I've been gay too long, but even from the first sentence I read on this blog I knew Mama was hot, white gay man. Were people really expecting some Aunt Jemima looking sistah?

so_chic_darling said...

Mama is keeping VERY quiet about last nignts "show".Mama the children want to know more!Like is that your real name?

Anonymous said...

If you Goggle Mark David Realestalker, you will see links to article's where Mama says Mark David is a pseudonym.

West Coastian said...

Maybe Momma knows that we'd be like the celebrity home lookie loos and come to pay Momma a visit.

I'm just enjoying what's written and giving Mama what all Mama's need. Time to their selves.

Anonymous said...

It was like finding out about Santa Claus--the mystery is gone. Sigh...........

Anonymous said...

How cute you are. (Thanks for the link.) I couldn't make it past 20 minutes into the show, and so I missed you.

Anonymous said...

I thought you were a Jewish lady in her late 50s.

YO said...

OH MY GOODNESS! I would NEVER have guessed!!

You are super cute though :-)

Anonymous said...

here is a quick youtube link..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vee7K7CbuOI

Anonymous said...

I waited at home and watched the whole program while I worked and somehow missed the appearance. Darn! Will you post it?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 8:26.

Look at the post before you. There is a youtube link. That would be 30% of Your Mama's appearance.

I've decided that there needs to be a show on E! or Bravo called The Real Estalker starring Mama, Dr. Cooter, and the bitches-Linda and Beverly.

Anonymous said...

none of the links work can you try again

tell me said...

tell me about the Ripa renovation.....tell me about the ripa hampton house

Anonymous said...

lookin good "mark"! i know your mama was real proud - it was the talk of our office! congrats!