Tuesday, August 7, 2007

A Model Home: Devon Aoki

SELLER: Gregory Alosio
BUYER: Devon Aoki
LOCATION: Benedict Canyon Road, Beverly Hills, CA
PRICE: $1,899,000 (sale price)
SIZE: 1,751 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 1.5 bathrooms (main house)
DESCRIPTION: Behind iron gates lies a private tranquil oasis on 1.6 acres of lush verdant grounds with breath taking mountain, ridge & canyon views. A true Beverly Hills 40s traditional. This stylish yet comfortable residence has 3 bedrooms/2.5 baths, consisting of the main house (2 bed/1.5 bath) and a separate private guest house with 1bd/1ba and an additional office. Flooded with natural light, the main house features French doors that open out to a huge Beverly Hills Hotel style pool & cabana.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen babies, Your Mama has got so many irons in the fire this week that we barely know which way is up and we are running late, late, late. None the less we mustn't let the children linger another moment without any words from Your Mama about a celebrity hideaway. So today we are going to discuss itty bitty super model Devon Aoki and the itty bitty house located high in the Hills of Beverly that she purchased in January of 2007.

Let's see now, what should you know about Little Miss Devon Aoki? Born in New York, and bred in London and Los Angeles, she is the youngest daughter of the bizarre entrepreneur Rocky Aoki, who started the Benihana chain of restaurants. Even though she's only 5'4" (5'6" in some reports), which is usually considered far too short to work the catwalk, she began modeling at 14 years old. In addition to appearing in campaigns for Versace and Lancome, she usurped glamazon Naomi Campbell as the face of Chanel. She also appeared in several music videos for groups such as Duran Duran, Ludacris, and The Killers. And, of course, like so many pretty faces, she wants to be an ack-tress too.

In January of 2007, the Eurasian beauty, who once dated that dirty Lenny Kravitz person, paid the full listing price of $1,899,000 for this fully and recently remodeled 1940s ranch house. Children, keep in mind that the Hollywood glamarama decor is NOT that of Little Miss Aoki, but rather the former owner, Gregory Alosio, a well known music video director.

Starting at the unnecessarily and freakishly imposing drive gates...One would think that Elizabeth Taylor or some big queen with a pinky ring lives in a huge mansion behind a gate like that. But instead we find a modest and even ordinary 2 bedroom, 1.5 bathroom ranch house with a 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom guest house. While most rich people in Los Angeles might find this this house just too small and not impressive enough, this configuration is PERFECT for Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter. We love a guest house.

In the living room and we find a nicely proportioned room that has been opened up to the outside with a canyon view through a fantastic wall of French doors. We're not big fans of the all black and white Hollywood glamour decor, but there are a few nice items such as the Lucite coffee table and the pair of black chairs that we'd steal if given half a chance. We're curious why the floors were left brown rather than ebonized to a glossy black. While we prefer the brown personally, the shiny black would have been a better finish for the chosen decor.

Your Mama is a huge fan of Panton and Panton-esque light fixtures, but this particular chandelier doesn't work for us. First of all, we know for a fact, from first hand experience, that when those doors are open and the wind is blowing, that shit gets all tangled up and you have to spend hours on a stepping stool un-knotting and de-tangling the shell strands. And secondly it makes the room look too much like it's trying to be a nightclub, which is not a interior design scheme our old bones feel comfortable with when we're trying to spoon the dogs and watch the boob tube.

In the petite dining room we find more French doors and a picnic style table. Ya'll know by now how much Your Mama loves a picnic style table. We know a lot of you design divas out there think they're corny, but we're sticking to our design guns on this one. Even though the white furry rug looks good in the photograph, it's got to go. We do not need Hector the houseboy spending inordinate amounts of time pulling food out of the damn dining room carpet that was dropped there by sloppy dinner guests.

The master bedroom is the not so great culmination of the black and white Hollywood glam theme. We confess to a LOVE of the kooky zebra printed carpet. But otherwise it's seriously difficult to digest and it's all a little too glitzy. And the faux fur thing on the bed makes us very, very uncomfortable. The bathroom, covered in white marble looks elegant enough, but can you see that horrible pedestal with the glass bowl for a sink? Terrible, terrible, terrible. Bad decorator.

The back patio with it's pergola and angel wing curtains looks like a nice place to feel the canyon breezes caress your bare skin and take in the view. If you're sober. Children, this is not a place to bring your drinking buddies. Can't you just see poor Lindsay Lohan stumbling around in a bikini and high heels falling off that patio and rolling right into the pool?

Speaking of the pool, we do like the simple rectangular shape. But, unless this pool cabana that is mentioned in the listing has a terlit, and we are almost positive it does not, this set up is a sure bet your guests are either going to be squatting in the bushes or peeing in the pool.Your Mama would have done wet our bloomers by the time we climbed the many stairs from the pool deck to the house, where the closest indoor terlit is located. If Little Miss Devon Aoki has a brain cell in her pretty little head, she'll use some of her Chanel money to build a nice little pool house, one with a damn terlit.

We imagine that by now Little Miss Devon Aoki has settled in and given the house her stamp with a nice gay decorator of her own. Hunny when you're ready to let the world know what you did with the place, be sure to give Your Mama a call.

P.S. We err again, the purchase was first reported by Mister Big Time back in January...we apologize for not making the reference earlier.

Sources: NY Magazine, Internet Movie Data Base

19 comments:

SouthernBelle said...

Ugh, that zebra bedroom is going to give me nightmares tonight, mama. I'm about to keel over and die.

Anonymous said...

www.bergproperties.com/blog/devon-aoki-buys-home-in-benedict-canyon/90/celebrities

Phoenix said...

Well Mama, like most of the time it seems, I'm with you all the way on this one. Perfect for me also, minus some of the glitz and faux, adding a pool house, and changing those gawd forsaken curly cue front gates. The pillar lamps could stand to be a bit subtler also. Wonderful read today, thankyou :)

Anonymous said...

I love those gates and I am not being sarcastic, I really do like them a lot!

Phoenix said...

That's cool. For all I know, my taste in gates could be considered total junk by most people. I'm too picky for my own good I think actually, lol.

Anonymous said...

I like this tiddy biddy house. I would have to de-gaudify it, but it is a comfortable size for me, a bachelor. And for $1.899M in BH it beats the hell out of living in Tarzana, God forbid.

David Alexander, Toluca Lake, CA said...

A steal at 1.8.

Anonymous said...

I like the house but 1 and 1/2 bath? Do you share?
I do not care for the decor. This mid century style has been done to death. Big lot and incredible views.

Anonymous said...

nice place

Anonymous said...

All that for 1.8 in BH is a steal! At 1.6 acres there is plenty of room to add more terlits. 1.8 in the valley would have you in a gated (perhaps not guarded) tract of faux spanish mediterranean homes with your neighbors windows close enough to hand you a cup of milk in the morning.

smiley said...

i like milk..

:)

Anonymous said...

Love it. Love that it's not ridiculously huge, love the gate and privacy, and the pool down the hill. I agree those stairs are looking treacherous, though!

She got a good deal for the size and condition.

LOVE the pergola with white curtains - I might have to use that idea and tweak it for my yard.

I remember when she dated lenny Kravitz and he talked a little about her on Howard Stern - the Benihana Heiress. She's so cute.

West Coastian said...

Mama, do they not have birds and bugs in LA? I never see bug screens on the windows to keep out the damned flies and hornets.

As for the nice white drapes on the outside deck, do birds not come along and sheit all over them?

LA must be a special place with no crows, pigeons or seagulls let alone bugs and bees.

Anonymous said...

Who is this girl and why oh why are we making such a big deal over her?

Anonymous said...

No big deal made here! But people do know who she is, I mean, she's a big time model and has been in a few films, nothing too great, but films nonetheless. And her dad is a big deal.

Just do a google search.

I think we're all making a bigger deal about the house.

Anonymous said...

Yep, we're lovin' on her house. Consider the gossipy tidbits a dash of spice.

Anonymous said...

love it

Anonymous said...

The zebra bedroom carpet must go. Even though I'd be ruining some marble, that bathroom needs rehab, yes, yes, yes. Kind of a cute house, though, to go along with lil Devon.

Anonymous said...

I went to a pool party at this house when it was owned by, film director- Gregory Alosio. It had style and great property, without trying to show off with square footage. I meet him, he loves design and architecture. He redesigned this property. The house and grounds are super cool...I heard he also owned another estate on Mulholland Dr. that he designed, it was 2 acres over looking the city, all done like a moden/bali oasis. He rented that one to John Lennon's son, Sean Lennon and Bijou Phillips. The guy knows property.