Friday, August 31, 2007

UPDATE: Kimora Lee Simmons

A little birdie tells Your Mama that the N. Doheny Drive house that Kimora Lee Simmons had on the market has been SOLD. Miz Kimora was given the house in the the big dee-vorce decree from Russell Simmons, and like all good dee-vorcées she quickly put the place on the market for $5,800,000.

All the real estate gossips went wild. But alas...almost immediately after being placed on the MLS, the listing was removed, leading to some speculation about the status of the house.

However, Your Mama has come to understand from one of our little snitches that the house closed last week for $5,665,000.

Which makes sense, because Miz Simmons has already bought a new house for her and the Simmon's heirs that happens to be right next door to Jessica Simpson and her faltering career.

4 comments:

Phoenix said...

This looks like a 60's suburban split level to me, unless the angle the photo is taken from is misleading. That would be the day I'd fork over $5 1/2 million + for it. Re: Jessica Simpson and her faltering career, couldn't agree more. She forgot it was Nick's coat tails that rescued her from bible belt gospel song crooning gigs, and abandoned true love. Her loss I say. Don't let the door hit you in the rear on the way out Jess.

Anonymous said...

Why exactly is Kimora relocating to LA anyway? Djimon?

so_chic_darling said...

I hope that Kimora has befriended a nice gay decorator from West Hollywood to do over her new place!

Anonymous said...

Mama, as fascinating as celebrities are...I think it would be just as interesting to know the identity of those who buy these monstrosities, and what the heck they did to earn the money to afford them.
Please provide more details..................