Friday, December 12, 2008

UPDATE: Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton

Like it or not children, we're going to discuss Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan this morning. We just can't help it. We're masochistic that way.

If the children dig deep into the recesses of their minds they'll recall that back in November of 2007 we discussed an ivy covered house in Hidden Hills, CA that was listed by Academy Award winning rock and roll lezbeeuhn Melissa Etheridge and her baby mama wifey Tammy Lynn Michaels with an asking price of $4,995,000.

Then in May of 2008, thanks to our ever resourceful cohort Lucy Spillerguts, we learned that the buyer of Melissa's mansion was none other than Desperate Housewife Nicollette Sheridan who, at the time, was humping around with washed up crooner Michael Bolton. Records show the 6 bedroom and 6.5 bathroom residence cost Miz Sheridan $4,320,000.

When August 2008 rolled around, we next discussed Della Acqua, Mister Bolton's long time Westport, CT compound which he'd flung on to the market with an $11,000,000 asking price.

Since then, the couple have split. Normal people logic would have each retreating to their own coast. However, celebrity break-ups are seldom that simple, particularly when there's high priced real estate involved.

This morning, as we're sifting our way through the morning's gossip rags, we note with interest that the NY Post reported in today's Page Six column that the former couple are waging a bitter battle over the house in Hidden Hills which, according to Page Sixers, they purchased together.

According to the NY Post's sources, only two days after Mister Bolton packed his Tumi cases and moved to Hidden Hills to be with his ladee-friend full time, Miz Sheridan kicked his ass to the curb. Oh dear. Two days!

Apparently Miz Sheridan, who is already rumored to be dating unlikely ladee magnet David Spade, wants Mister Bolton gone from the Hidden Hills house and, according the the NY Post, thinks that even though they paid for the property jointly that Mister Bolton should give his half of the house to her like she deserves some sort of real estate parting gift.

If it's true, that beehawtcha has got some serious balls. Let's be honest puppies. Was there really any doubt about who wore the designer pants in that relationship?

Exactly.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe Miz Sheridan should be dating Madoff.Would be a nice couple.

SitDownKaren said...

It does seem as though she was the one wearing the pants in the relationship.

She will probably get her way and he will sing about it.

Anonymous said...

Jeez Mamma - the visual of Nicollete Sheridan & David Spade together almost made me vomit. This is a bit too much info for this early in the a.m.

Angus said...

Is she out of her mind?
She had him pay for part of the house, kicked him out after two days and then wants him to give it to her?
Should be jail time for trying to pull things like this.

Anonymous said...

I read that Jeffrey Dean Morgan, aka Denny Duquette, bought a new house, but I don't know where!

Do you have any pictures of his new home?
please!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOUR BLOG!

justlovely said...

David Spade and anyone...

Eww.

Anonymous said...

What is with the women and dating uglee men? Could Sheridan do better than either Bolton or Spade?

Viva! said...

I love Nicollette Sheridan, I sincerely hope she gets her way with the house.

Anonymous said...

I don't get the David Spade thing...him with her or anyone else, for that matter. Whatever. Perhaps her vision has been affected and she can't see what he really looks like. Only her plastic surgeon would know the answer to that, of course...

lil' gay boy said...

" …and he will sing about it."

SitDownKaren, bite your tongue!

Don't you know when you predict evil happening in the future, it usually does?

carla in california said...

I was watching one of the entertainment shows which stated from Ms. Sheridan's publicist that Ms. Sheridan owns the house in Hidden Hills and NO ONE ELSE.

I guess Nicole knew she was going to bump Bolton to the curb and made sure she had a place to escape. ;)

luke220 said...

The house in Westport is still listed at $11 million so guess he's not homeless.

Anonymous said...

Didn't David Spade date Heather Locklear for awhile too after her split from Richie Sambora? Spade must have some killer suave that he reserves strictly for private moments is all I can figure.

lil' gay boy said...

killer suave=inches?

Anonymous said...

You don't get to play Edie Britt if u ain't got serious cahoneys.....

Mama's Kiwi Kid said...

Ewwwwwwww. Bolton to Spade - girlfriend took a gigantic leap sideways (I don't think she could go lower than either of those two, hence rating them on the same plane).

Anonymous said...

Can't help but laugh, I did read the prior boyfriend's book....and this plays out pretty much the same as it did with him.
Beautiful and charming when you meet her though..dangerously so.

Anonymous said...

The whole story is a total lie. They are both amazing people and have been respectful to each other throughout the whole split. Don't we all have nicer things to focus on?