Monday, December 15, 2008

UPDATE: Michael Jackson

Oh dear.

Poor Michael Jackson. Not only does the man feel the need to go out in public looking like a damn fool, he must be in need of money again because thanks to our Irish comrade Weezy, we've learned that The White Lady has decided to auction off a whole mess of memorabilia including, yes children, the gates of his once beloved and now crumbling Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA

Pleeze. What moron wants those stoopid things? As our friend H.W. would say, "Honestly!"

As far as we know, Mister Jackson, his three children and whatever retinue he can still afford are living up in Las Vegas.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

is he selling his boy porn and toy collection?

Anonymous said...

How rude, what an ass.

Anonymous said...

... that's what Michael said...

SitDownKaren said...

Yuck.

Anonymous said...

Selling his Neverland front gates is interesting idea. Leave it to Michael to do things no one else even imagines. And no, that's not a complement.

Anonymous said...

Makes perfect sense. The last story mentioned a name change in the works to distance the property from it's past. Jackson has a few fans that could scrap up the funds to buy the gates but not the whole property. I bet a bulldozer and wrecking ball can't be far behind.

outsmoker said...

That crest looks like my Marlboro packs.

Starcasm said...

Is he also selling his new Zorro costume?

http://starcasm.net/archives/2054

Anonymous said...

Poor Michael, victim of white obsession oppression. All the kid ever really wanted was to be born white. That couldn't be so all the rest followed.....To be pitied, not hated.

The Empress said...

Sad...just...sad..A living legend,now; a living tragedy.

Anonymous said...

"white obsession oppression"

WTF???

If he is a victim of anything, it is of an abusive parent and an industry that wasn't willing to confront him and tell him he had gone off the deep end until it was too late.

Anonymous said...

The Zorro mask is a much healthier alternative to O/C plastic surgery, so I won't fault him for it. Any improvement in his self-destructive behavior is a good thing.

Harry Glassman said...

o/c plastic surgery is damn good for the economy!

Anonymous said...

junk is junk no matter who's junk it is?

Anonymous said...

For a moment I thought he was auctioning off the children.

Hippie Canyon said...

As Ann Richards once said... "No child's behind is left."

Anonymous said...

re: Anon 12/16 11:34am

"If he is a victim of anything, it is of an abusive parent and an industry that wasn't willing to confront him and tell him he had gone off the deep end until it was too late."

WELL SAID!!!

Body Language said...

how to moonwalk,shows a step by step guide on giving you the true fundamentals so you can do it like the king, Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

But does it show one how to walk off a cliff like MJ has?

Anonymous said...

When police raided the place back in the 2005 there was 5 boxes of porn DVDs.

He also had little boys soiled undies

latoya jackson said...

I've been looking for my home movies.