Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Nick Lachey goes modern

SELLER: Heidi Klum and Seal
LOCATION: Linda Flora Drive, Bel Air
PRICE: last listed at $5,500,000
SIZE: 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths
DESCRIPTION: Extraordinary gated contemporary on hidden private road for ultimate security with perhaps the most stunning view in L.A. Soaring ceilings, great walls for art and maple wood floors enhance the light-filled rooms. Gourmet kitchen, step-down living room, resort pool, stone patio, deck and grassy lawn.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Now we don't mean to be rude or cutting, but we're not sure so many folks care about handsome Nick now that he's divorced from that blond singer gal. None-the-less Your Mama pulled this up out of the archives for all you boy band afficionados and all you Project Runway gays.

Anyhoo...this property was sold by Miss Heidi and Seal in the Spring of 2006. Perhaps it was just not large enough for their ever-expanding brood. And of course about that time Mr. Nick needed a place to go after he was unceremoniously dumped by the blond singer and their house was bought by small child/budding real estate mogul Justin Berfield who plays on that Malcolm in the Middle program.

So to Bel Air he went. And hunnies, after that depressing, suburban mess they had in Calabassas (sorry Mr. Berfield), buying this place makes us think Mr. Nick actually has some taste...or wants to get laid. Because, let's be honest, this house, with those views, is made for, errr, romance. The house is tucked back off the road down a long drive, hangs out over open space with gorgeous views of the Getty Center and beyond to the ocean. So for all you kittens in the midwest, this is what living in Los Angeles is all about.


Anonymous said...

Blond singer? more like blond bimbo. If it wasn't for nick jessica would be nothing.

Anonymous said...

Hey nicks Kool.