Thursday, February 21, 2008

Your Mama Hears...

...that Coley Laffoon, the ex-huzband and baby daddy of one-time lezbeeun Anne "Celestia" Heche, is back to work...as a real estate agent. Thanks to a heads up by Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Your Mama has learned that Mister Laffoon has hitched his post dee-vorce wagon to Paris Hilton's daddy at the venerable Hilton and Hyland.

Apparently the former camera operator, who claimed in court documents that his monthly expenses included $2,000/month for groceries and $1,500/month for clothing, wasn't able to convince the courts to up his reported $15,000 per month support payments from Miss Crazy Pants after all.

Back in July of 2007, Your Mama wrote about the Hancock Park house Mister Laffoon once shared with the peculiar Miz Heche and their young child which property records reveal they sold in September 2007 to television writer/executive producer Matt Olmstead and super producer Dawn Parouse for $3,660,000.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

So a camera man got a job as a RealEstate Agent. Who Cares.

Anonymous said...

So a camera man got a job as a RealEstate Agent. Who Cares.

Anonymous said...

He should call Jan Horn at Coldwell Banker, Beverly Hills North, so he can learn to be a sleazy, dirty, lying con-artist real estate agent. After all, it is Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Mama you done got me confused.
Is Dawn Parouse married to Jonathan Feldman and sold a house on Lucerne (as you reported) or is Dawn Parouse married to Matt Olmstead and sold a Belligio Terrace house ?
Or, is she a polygimist?

please solve the mystery.

Rayna said...

men in trees.

he was doomed at birth. who names their kid, Coley Lafoon?

ellen must be v. happy and glad to be out of that situation.

real estate--and mate wise-- she came out way ahead.

precious jesus, thank you for showing ellen the way out from that crazy woman.

Anonymous said...

Woot! Jan Horn's Number One fan is back.

Wendy said...

Who is Jan Horn and why does one of the anon tribe hate him?

Anonymous said...

Real Estate Agent is a good job now.....when you are getting a $15,000 per month support check from the ex........

Anonymous said...

wendy,

I've been asking that question for a year. Near as I can tell, Jan Horn is the director and founder of Coldwell Banker's architectural division. Sounds like a pretty sucessful guy to me. His number one fan must be a former employee who got fired or a spurned love interest.

The repeated anti-Jan Horn posts have probably backfired if anyone else is like me. I had never heard of him but googled him after his number one fan kept bringing him up. Now I know recognize another big name in the LA RE market.....

Anonymous said...

Crime pays for Jan Horn. Just ask Joe B.

Babe Parish said...

is it just me or is the name COLEY LAFFOON... uhhh, oh, i don't know... a little silly??? even if he changed it to just COLE, that would help. it's bad feng shui as far as names go IMHO.

lil' gay boy said...

I'm with you Babe; never "F" around with fung shui - bad karma.

They should have just called the poor bugger "Throw The Dodgeball At My Head" and be done with it. It's too close to "Call Me Buffoon" anyway . . .

Anonymous said...

Celestia was a bit of a lesbian; Anne Heche is not.