Monday, January 21, 2008

Your Mama Hears...

...that LA based real estate queens Max Mutchnick and boy-beau Erik Hyman are thisclose to purchasing a major estate in Hancock Park. The children will recall that it was Miz Mutchnick and the unfortunately named Mister Hyman who sold their big gay Bev Hills mansion to lezbeeun house hoppers Ellen Degeneres and Portia DiRossi.

Should the out and proud Will and Grace co-creator and his well connected attorney huzband decide to pick up their anti-aging lotions and potions and head to Hancock Park, their new neighbors will include former Friend David Schwimmer, who owns a well-hedged 11,336 square foot house up the street, and Will and Grace alum Sean Hayes, who lives near enough to borrow a lipstick from Madge Mutchnick on his way to Rage. What Your Mama wants to know is if right wing funny ladee Patricia Heaton will organize a neighborhood watch if two of LA's biggest homos move in a few doors down from her corner property on S. Muirfield Road.

28 comments:

lil' gay boy said...

The bitch can always move.

Hancock Park LIBERAL said...

Patricia Heaton is a nightmare,trust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

caveman said...

this being la, i'm sure she has lived next door to homos before & nobody got hurt.
...i could be wrong tho.

Hancock Park LIBERAL said...

Trust me you DO NOT want to deal with her.

Sandpiper said...

Mama, if "some" neighbors don't mind their manners, Kathy Griffin will have LOTS of new material!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas live on S Muirfield also?

Anonymous said...

600 S. Muirfield sold on 1/17/08. Is this the rumored place? Wow...that is close to Pat Heaton.

Anonymous said...

600 is stunning but needs completely refurbished ... If it's 600 then that's right across the street from Melanie Griffith - I'm positive she lives at 611 S Muirfield Rd ... Can anyone confirm? Mama?

Anonymous said...

Yes... Antonio and Melanie live across the street. They own the house on the corner of Muirfield/6th... and the house nextdoor as well.

Baby Jane Hudson said...

Oh really,did they like it?

lil' gay boy said...

I'm sure a little friendly arson can be arranged . . .

Or she can just surround her house with a razor-ribbon-topped electrified fence.

Anonymous said...

Are they buying 611 S. Muirfield? Huge house, architect was Gordon Kaufman who designed Greystone for the Doheny's. Redone in the mid-90's by John Cottrell.

Anonymous said...

And yes, Antonio and Melanie live at 611 S. Muirfield. After they bought the big house (on the corner) they bought the house next door to get back the lot that originally was a part of the original estate built in 1926.

123456789 said...

Patty Heaton is a few blocks from the Griffith/Banderas compound being chatted about here.

Anonymous said...

the little gay boy talks about burning things a lot. that is very disturbing.

Bigdaddyj said...

Does your mama know if this is a private transaction? Doesn't appear to be/have been any major estates for sale in Hancock Park recently (and didn't 600 S Muirfield get bought by Beck & his wife?)

Bigdaddyj said...

My bad, beck bought the house @ 400 S hudson, not 600 S muirfield...

Anonymous said...

Little gay boy = bigdaddyj

lil' gay boy said...

Anon 7:29,

I'm not advocating any serious crimes here - just a tiny effigy is all I had in mind . . .

;-)

Anon 7:45,

Little gay boy = bigdaddyj?

Somewhere in there is, I'm sure, an insult to us both.

Sorry, bigdaddyj!

bentley said...

Classic! I didn't realize Patricia Heaton was such a nightmare.

Truly, who wants fame? Everybody talking... Being rich and anonymous is so much sweeter.

everyone knows said...

About Ms Heaton being a real pain in the ass

caveman said...

bentley, i've always thought that also, rich & anon, i just want to be left alone & not get my photo published everytime i scratch my ass & pick my nose.

bentley said...

No shit, dude!

Mind you, I do enjoy popping up in the NYSD every now and again!

Bigdaddyj said...

I'm not 100% sure what "Little gay boy = bigdaddyj?" means or why, but I assure you we are not the same person...

Anonymous said...

Patricia Heaton was so funny on "Raymond", and I have to respect her being so open about having plastic surgery after popping out a bunch of kids. It is just so weird to think that she is [reportedly, I don't know her] a right wing nut job in real life. Too bad.

lil' gay boy said...

I was once called "bigdaddy" (sans the "J") but I somehow don't think that's what Anon 7:45 is getting at . . .

;-)

Anonymous said...

Can we get back to the Mutchnick purchase? Jeez Louise!

So... which house did he buy? Is it 600 S. Muirfield? Doesn't look terribly impressive and it's a corner lot on a fairly busy street.

Anonymous said...

Hancock Park seems to be heating-up
as more celebrity residents are moving in..........