Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lauren Conrad Flattens Out

All the children know that both Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter love us some tawdry reality T.V. However, we do not tune in to The Hills because we find the juvenile cat fighting, faux fashion jobs, and sex tape nonsense a total snooze. Your Mama did not like teenagers when we were a teenager and we like them even less now. Even worse in our big book of judgment is 20-somethings on television acting like teenagers. Ugh. Your Mama would rather baby sit Sister Woman's insanely loud and migraine inducing children than get our blood pressure worked up by that piece of reality television trash. None the less, Your Mama recognizes that many of the children probably care more about this reality show rich gurl named Lauren Conrad than they do their own family. So...

According to the New York Post's Page Six, Little Miss Conrad will be moving out of her two bedroom rental in, well, in the hills of course, and down into the Hollywood flats where she'll shack up, sans roommate we presume, in a modest but pretty Mediterranean style house.

Your Mama would bet our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly that the peeved neighbors have already formed a neighborhood coalition to deal with all the vomiting gurls in short sequined dresses and the blinding flashing bulbs from the hordes paparazzi who trail this demi-celebrity and her crew of equally semi-celebrities around.

Your Mama regrets to inform that we were just too lazy and uninterested to sort out the details of the location and features of Miss Conrad's new crib. We just don't care enough. However, if any of you kids want to send Your Mama that information, be sure to send us a nicely worded and respectful email. And thanks to Mister Smiley for sending us the link over to to Page Six.

Source: NY Post (photo)

15 comments:

lil" gay boy said...

Just who is this chick and why do we care?

$2M for this hacienda? No thank you.

Anonymous said...

LGB - you must care enough to know the price of the house.

lil" gay boy said...

I always check Mama's links - it was in there.

You never know what you'll find when you follow Mama . . .

Girl at the bar said...

Throw a bucket of water on her please!

Anonymous said...

She doesn't really live in the Hills ... Her building is somewhere off West 3rd St but on the show they call it 'Hillside Villas' & show the building exterior as some other building thats actually in the foothills off Sunset ...

$2M mini-mansion not bad for a college student ... Architect 'Daddy Conrad' must be sending some $$$ up from Laguna Beach!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't doubt that MTV is leasing it for her to make the show more glamorous. That apartment they film at is small and crappy.

If she did purchase it, would she be able to claim it on her taxes because they film there?

Anonymous said...

^

Having seen her Parents house in Laguna Beach I think it is quite possible that she would own a $2MM property in LA. I can't really see MTV leasing it because I don't think it would benefit the show in any way.

sandpiper said...

That is interesting. How does it work with reality shows using the resident's actual (guessing) home. Film crews can do a lot of damage. Not intentionally, but a house can get pretty beaten up with that activity happening on a regular basis. Is it just a numbers game where money made on doing the program outweighs damages incurred while doing it? Example would be Osborn house going on market. I'm just curious.

Bridget Jones said...

Lauren C is so cute and I like the house. Anyone kind enough to send Mama so pictures so she would post more would be great. So far, the girl has some nice taste :)

Hippie Canyon said...

The hills are alive... with the sound of music, since Missy didn't buy in the hills. Okay, this is actually a very nice house, and quite charming inside. The location is convenient to nearly everything (Orange Grove Ave, off Fairfax and Hollywood Blvd). I'm thinking she probably paid for it herself, between the income from endoresments and that gawdawful show full of milk-toast personalities and back-stabbing assholes (just like jobs I've had in the past... back when I had one anyway). Aunt Mary is coming over later today, and I'll see if she wants to swing by on our way to the Marmont for COCKtails. If she agrees, we can slip in through the side door off the kitchen. That way, we can take pix posing around the house and post a link for everyone.

Anonymous said...

Hello Mama, Strapping Hunk reporting in fresh from the South of France. This house is located North Sunset Near Blockbuster and near the famous house used in that scary movie with Jamie Lee Curtis as the baby sitter. Can't remember - Jet Lag. Anyways, the area is chalk full of celebs. How about this blast from the past. Sally Sthruters from 'All in the Family' is in the hood. Got some time on my hands Mama due to the strike - production shut down and now the Golden Globes going dark. What's hunk to do? Reporting live from the Roof top deck at the Chateau Marmont, sipping cocktails with someone famous, strapping hunk out.

aunt mary said...

Strapping Hunk, right now I need to be a bee in your bonnet. Riding along with you in your glamorous life, flitting here and there, my dear you lead a charmed life. And me? Well, today not so charmed. We'll leave it at that. Kisses, Auntie.

sandpiper said...

Auntie,

Hugs. xxoo

Anonymous said...

To Anon post on Jan 9 @ 8:34am... she did live at Hillside Villas but for their safety they had move from that apartment and move to another and to avoid the same situations that were happening at the previous apartment complex MTV decided to use the name and exterior of Hillside Villas so as not to reveal where they rally live now

aunt mary said...

Sandpiper, thank you, hugs back at you. The sun is out today. :)