Thursday, January 3, 2008

Mrs. Hulk Hogan's Temporary Home

Everyone knows all about and probably too damn much about the troubled Hulk Hogan family. They got one daughter who makes a "career" singing in malls across America and strutting red carpets wearing trashy and tawdry outfits that barely cover her naughty bits. They've got that teenage son who acts too big for his d-list britches and recently wrapped his car around a palm tree in Miami and nearly killed his passenger friend. Then of course there is the pending dee-vorce of Mama and Papa Hogan. Honestly kids, Your Mama does not know any details of their dee-vorce and you know what? We don't really care to know.

What we do know is that not long after the Hogan family sold their Miami Beach house to action film director and producer Michael Bay for just under its asking price of $18,900,000 and shortly after leaked dee-vorce documents revealed the Hogans were splitting, Mrs. Linda Bollea (that's Mrs. Hogan to wrestling fans) packed her Louis Vuitton cases and work out bags and headed to Los Angeles where she rented a house on Hilts Avenue in Little Holmby Hills. According to property records, the house measures 3,552 square feet with 4 bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms.

A well connected source informs Your Mama that the house was listed for lease at $18,000 per month, but we have no way of confirming the exact amount that was paid to the non-celeb landlord.

Now kids, don't even think of rolling by this house like some stoopid looky loo star fucker because we're quite certain that if Mister Hulk Hogan is around he'd sooner kick your ass as have you poking around in the bushes. And if he don't get on you, then we suspect that kinda butch looking Brooke might be able to give most of you nuts a serious beat down. Besides, our source tells us that the soon to be ex Mrs. Hulk Hogan has already moved on.

14 comments:

pch said...

This used to be one of my favorite houses in the neighborhood -- classic 1920s whitewash with green shutters -- then someone had to go and Tuscan-ize it. The damage is at least superficial, but that stupid little wall is killing me.

lil" gay boy said...

What a sad, tragic family; too much money does strange things to everyone, in one way or another.

pch, I'll take your word for it - it's obviously a house that must have been much nicer than it appears today.

$18,000 a month rent? For what would pass for a mid-level abode in Garden City?

No way.

Anonymous said...

She has indeed moved on since it is available for rent once again. I looked at the house when it was for sale last year for $4,500,000 and it was "okay" but not that great.

Old Hag in a house said...

They all want me to move on!

Anonymous said...

money doesn't buy happiness but it sure helps.

pudenda shenanigans said...

I wonder how much he's getting paid to host the new American Gladiators.

Sandlewood said...

He is getting paid a bundle!! With a % cut to his manager, x-wife & the kids....

Old Hag's Loving Family said...

Old Hag - We want you to pass on, not move on.

Anonymous said...

It’s so sad to see what is happening to this family.


18k a month is a little much for her she’s not even a celebrity.

Anonymous said...

THe only reason they sold the house and are getting a devorce, is because the kid Jr almost killed in that car crash is sueing them ... and since the car and the house Jr was driving and living in are in the Hulks name.... the Hulk need to liquidate... it's all a sham for the courts

Alan Daniels said...

Money definitely does not buy happiness!
Colorado Springs, CO Real Estate

Anonymous said...

money can buy happiness but not in this case!

Anonymous said...

people say thats what too much money does to you when there is no such thing as to much money because money doesnt do anything to you because good people can do good things with money and bad people can do bad things with money.Not trying to be rude but i think one of the only reasons Hulks wife married him is because he made a lot of money and she was a gold digger.Because on Vh1's Hogan Knows Best Hulk was talking about retiring and Linda(hulks wife)says I think you should continue wrestling to support the lifestyle im a customed to and Hulk and his kids, Nick and Brooke worked and made money all Linda did was spend all his money.Thats why I think Hulk is better off without her.

Brooke said...

I Do not look like a butch at all! Man jealousy makes people do and say stupid stuff! Get a life and quit writing about my family! I would just like to thank all the fans that dont believe the crap people write on the web!

xoxo Brooke