Wednesday, January 16, 2008

UPDATE: Avril "The Spitter" Lavigne

Yes children, even rich and famous folks in Hollywood sometimes have trouble unloading their large and lavish mansions. Several weeks ago it looked like faux punk pop princess Avril "The Spitter" Lavigne had fi-na-lee sold her 6,894 square foot Bev Hills residence up in guard gated Mulholland Estates. But alas.

Little Miss Nasty Attitude, who currently lives in the former Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler mansion in Bel Air with her Sum 41 front man huzband Deryck Whibley, has been trying to unload her Bev Hills bachelorette pad since at least the beginning of March 2007. According to current listing information, two deals have already slipped through the cracks and a "short escrow" is being sought.

With two deals down the terlit, The Spitter has gotten serious (or desperate) to sell the 5 bedroom and 6 bathroom tennis court estate and recently whacked a whopping $400,000 off the asking price for the 5 bedroom and 6 bathroom tennis court estate, now priced at $5,800,000.

13 comments:

lil' gay boy said...

No surprise "The Spitter" can't unload this tacky faux "Tuscan" house of horrors, with it's underscaled, nasty-ass columns inside, no staging at all (even bad staging is better than none), it's wacky window sizes and placement, and the beige kitchen from hell.

And is that a (shudder) fountain I see in the foyer, or is that just where she practices her spittin'?

Bigdaddyj said...

She seriously annoys me, I can't stand her, just want to give her a good backhand bitch-slap across the face everytime I see her...what a stupid little poser brat she is!!! I hope she lost money on this house!

Anonymous said...

I have despised that Lavigne p-o-s ever since the spitting incident. She is vile and undeserving of any publicity or recognition. I change the station whenever she comes on, don't want to ever see her or hear her. Shame such a horrible person has such huge sums of cash.

lil' gay boy said...

Rich, nasty and vulgar - just what makes her different from dozens of other "entertainers" again?

lil' gay boy said...

Any of you chilruns remember Top Design, the reality TV show Todd Oldman hosted? The one where they turned over rooms to aspiring designers to decorate to a theme and then set them loose in the Pacific Design Center to rape and pillage?

Hilarious!

BTW, for lunch the skinny bitch had a juicy hamburger (with ALL the trimmings), a side salad, iced tea AND bottled water . . .

I swear he was losing weight right before my astonished eyes.

l.a.guy said...

It will be interesting to see how far prices in this faux Beverly Hills neighborhood come back down to earth.

$5.8M is still too pricey for a Sherman Oaks enclave IMHO.

Here's the listing on Redfin.

luke220 said...

It's down over $1 million. It was being offered at $6.9 million a year ago.

sandpiper said...

Oh, now I get it. Was never sure why Our Mama gave her that nickname. Figured she pops her Ps. But, spitting on people? Isn't that illegal, not to mention disgusting? What kind of person does that?

Anonymous said...

Hey, the pics of ashley Olsen's house on this site weren't right - unless she has bought two - this house apparently in Malibu she bought and inspecting the progress. Can u shed any light on her purchases?
http://www.mkashley.com/ashley-olsen-checks-her-mansion/

bentley said...

Oh Avril. As a half-Canadian I try so hard to like her. She started with such promise.

And then she started spitting...

I like the approach to this house, nice driveway, dramatic incline, but it all comes screeching to a halt at all those dinky garage doors.

The fountain and the columns are indeed shudder inducing ...

LGB, wanna have drinks?

Anonymous said...

Houses in BHPO aren't meant to cost more than houses ACTUALLY in BH. BHPO is where one shops for a big house cheap and then tell everyone I live in beverly hills. It is more of a valley address, perfect for spitters.

DR.VEGAS said...

A McMansion is a McMansion.Even when its in Mulholland estates.The place is butt-ugly.I don't have to see the inside.

Babe "late bird" Parish said...

THOSE ARE THE DUMBEST WINDOWS I'VE EVER SEEN.