In response to the innumerable queries and questions:
1. Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter have indeed relocated to Los Angeles.
2. We moved for personal and not professional reasons.
3. As contradictory and perhaps even hypocritical as it may be, Your Mama is not about to reveal where we currently reside and we ain't posting pictures neither. Suffice to say we're in modest and temporary digs in a reasonably central and desirable but not even remotely glammy part of town.
4. None the less, since everyone is curious and clamoring to know how Your Mama shacks up, we've decided to put up a photograph of Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter's former (and much loved) weekend house located on the East End of Long Island, which is pictured above.
Now then, let's move on and talk about the homes of actual celebrities.