Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A (Not Very) Blind Item

What best friend battling gossip glossy favorite is spending $1,200,000 of her not very hard earned reality show riches to scoop up a 3 bedroom house of her own in the Hollywood Hills?

Details to come children, but Your Mama already knows that most of you will not care for the house...or the so-called ack-turus.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Audrina Patridge maybe?

Sandpiper said...

Mama, you're such a flirt. I await in wreckless anticipation.

Anonymous said...

I swear to god, if you cover a Hills house purchase I'm boycotting this website.

Please do not give anymore coverage to those people.

Anonymous said...

Unless of course you are making fun of them...then I'm game!

Franklyn said...

If we must, we will wait with bated breath!

Anonymous said...

Denise Richards maybe?

Anonymous said...

It has to be that Audrina and her beaver teeth!

pudenda shenanigans said...

I hope it's Denise Richards. Damn you mama for making me utter those words.

Anonymous said...

Why would Denise Richards who lives in a $4M [?] home move to a $1.2M home? She wouldn't!

Anonymous said...

i think heidi...

Val and Parker said...

I recently read that Lauren Conrad gets $75k per episode for that horrendous show "The Hills". Heidi and Spencer get $65K EACH per episode and the brilliant Audriana gets a paltry $35k. Sickening. But once the show ends, watch for her to show up on this site under "Foreclosure" news.....

http://www.firstclasstohell.com

christopher said...

lauren and audrina both come from money-big money. lauren's parents house is for sale for 17,000,000. im sure mom and dad will help with the foreclosure.

Anonymous said...

It is Heidi. Can't tell you what street. But it is *near* sunset plaza

Anonymous said...

Whitney

Anonymous said...

Is she taking her talking hemorrhoid, Spencer, with her?

Anonymous said...

^of course i am going with her!!

stalkermom said...

I'm guessing Heidi, too. And ha ha ha to the 2 anonymous comments above!

Anonymous said...

Its definetily a cast member of the Hills. Audrina or Heidi are both great guesses! I can't wait to find out more. $1.2 million in the Hills? That doesn't go far. The house must be an 1200 sq. ft. piece of crap, with no view...

Bigdaddyj said...

If only some type of natural disaster could strike the location of the taping of a Hills present where all of the major "characters" are present, killing them all, it would be proof of that either a higher power or (for the atheists) karmic justice truly exists....{sigh}

Bigdaddyj said...

If only some type of natural disaster could strike the location of the taping of a Hills scene where all of the major "characters" are present, killing them all, it would be proof that either a higher power or (for the atheists) karmic justice truly exists....{sigh}

Bigdaddyj said...

Oh...though, for the record, my guess is Audrina "amIfamousforanythingthanmynudepics" Patridge...;-)

Alessandra said...

I'm with those who hope you only cover a Hills related "star" in order to snark. And not just snark but eviscerate with three snaps and a big around the world.

Anonymous said...

$1.2m house does not deserve mentioning. Don't lower your standards mama.

But a house that will survive a masssive LA earthquake is 2260 Sunset Plaza. That deserves a mention. WHY doesn't some celebrity buy the dam place? If you move to west hollywood that is the pinacle place to own.

Anonymous said...

All you Stop! The girls on The Hills are great and I hope your mama continues to cover these gals and there real estate deals!

Lindsay said...

Audrina, stop posting under "anonymous"...

Anonymous said...

Why the long wait and hype for something we won't even like? I've never seen Mama prep us for a post with a pre-post, especially for something supposedly so weak. I'm kind of puzzled here. Post it already, so we can rip it to shreds.

Anonymous said...

I vote Audrina.

Her and Lauren just couldn't patch their friendship because of that snot that moved in.

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't it be Nicole Richie? I remember seeing photos of her house-hunting recently. I know she lives in Glendale right now, but maybe she's had enough "real life" in the Valley.

Anonymous said...

"WHY doesn't some celebrity buy the dam place?"

Because even the drones on The Hills can see what you apparently can't. The only "pinnacle" of that place is the pinnacle of tacky hell.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like horse face Heidi has gone and gotten herself a new stable. I thought only thoroughbreds got such pricey stalls, not nags ready for the glue factory. I just wonder how they'll tell the difference between the manure pile and the Pratt...

Mars said...

Sigh. I vote MontHag too. But please, mama, convering anything to do with this skank is soooo beneath you. Is it the heat, dear? Got you loopy and delirious?

Anonymous said...

I say New York from I love New York

Michael said...

So much for the publicity loving Heidi and Spencer buying an 8 figure Malibu beach house...now they can go back to their famewh0ring ways in their tiny 1.2 mil abode :)

c'est moi said...

Yeah, Lauren's parents' home in Laguna Beach is for sale for $14.9M (MLS L26550). What is it about people who build their "dream home" and then just sell it after living there for 4 years? Is her father (the architect) designing a bigger/better home there...or perhaps downsizing to a condo beneath Candy Spelling's abode, since their daughter Breanna will be graduating? (Ummm, do I know too much about this family??)

Sandpiper said...

Mama, what does it mean when you've racked up 34 comments in response to not having your story yet?

I LOVE IT! Beautiful!

mama's mama said...

[grumbling]

It means some children just like to see their own writin'

Thank God I hide the damn crayons

Anonymous said...

when are we going to find out who it is?

average joe :} said...

It is ME! But the bank won't give me a loan!

A@@holes dont understand that people like me dont have W2s!

I can afford to buy the BANK if I wanted.

Mammie is going to have to print a retraction.

Anonymous said...

i wish all media would get together and STOP giving ANY MORE attention to Speidi.

haven't we all suffered enough?

Babe Parish said...

i'll put 50 on heidi & speidi or whatever they're called...

Anonymous said...

I've never seen "The Hills" and I have know idea what you people are talking about, but it seems like it would help you feel better if you turned the TV off.