Candy Spelling may not recall whether her humongous house has 23 or 26 bathrooms but septuagenarian Republican presidential contender John McCain can't seem to remember how many houses he and his beer distributor heiress wifey Cindy own. Come on! Really?
Your Mama would not expect Senator McCain to accurately say how many pairs of shoes are in his closet or the number of rubber bands taking up space in his junk drawer, but we certainly expect he be able to count the number of damn homes he owns. Pleeze.
Mister McCain may not be able to count all his seven residences, but the Wonkette website sure can. They counted the McCain's $10,000,000 private plane for good measure too.