Wednesday, September 12, 2007

UPDATE: Paris Hilton

Your Mama heard from The White Rabbit that the buyers of Paris Hilton's old place on N. Kings Road in West Hollywood are a couple of attorneys from Austin, Texas.

Now hunnies, what do a couple of attorneys from Texas want with Pokey's old house?

P.S. In response to the ongoing commentary about the sexuality of the new owners...Jeezis, Mary and Joseph, some of you children are so damned bitchy. It's a heterosexual couple, at least we presume they are heterosexual as they are married and one has a male name and one has a female name. No one is more surprised than Your Mama that a couple of straight folks bought this house with it's drag queen decor.

15 comments:

Art v. Commerce said...

Is this a riddle?

If so, my answer is: They're attorneys, then of course they'll turn the place into a whore house.

West Coastian said...

They're checking the house for Bubba DNA?

Linda Hoof said...

I bet it's two gay guys with the wrong hair and the wrong footwear! Don't forget the Rangerover.

RLT said...

I don't think it's quite as surprising since they're from Austin. That city is a little different from the rest of the state. Dallas may be more sophisticated in some ways, but I think Austin is more worldly...it's almost like what New York would be if New York was located in Texas. And if Sandra Bullock et. al. can have homes in the Austin area, I guess a couple of Austin lawyers can amuse themselves in Hollywood. Like Linda, my first thought was that it was a gay couple. In which case, they are probably just tickled pink to have Paris Hilton's former home.

Anonymous said...

2 attorneys bought some spoiled slut's house....

Who cares.

Anonymous said...

FUNNY JFO

Anonymous said...

they are going to run their out-of home business there.. duh

Anonymous said...

gay guys got more class than to buy this place

bet some straight married guys wanting a place to take the wanna be paris hos they pick up at the bars on sunset while their wives are spending money in beverly hills

Anonymous said...

Whoever they are, I assume the first thing they'll do is bring in black lights and have that place scrubbed top to bottom.

Anonymous said...

Did any of you morons stop to think that the two attorneys could be a married couple-- MAN AND WIFE? Women do go to law school these days.

Linda Hoof said...

Oh fuck you too on the conference table honey!Yes women put on suits and become lawyers too,big news.We're NOT talking about womens lib here we're talking EVIDENCE.Look at that place! Sold furnished to a couple of sraight laced sraights fom Texas.I don't think so!

Anonymous said...

the post reads "a couple of attorneys". doesn't say anywhere a couple of GAY attorneys, nor does it say a couple of STRAIGHT attorneys. what evidence that they are GAY??? even your OWN POST from the 12th says "i bet it's two gay guys" so sounds like you don't know s*it

Linda Hoof said...

Oh come on who do you think would by that kind of furnishing for 600 grand.I just don't think that any man and wife would period!

Anonymous said...

that's easy....TEXANS

have you already forgotten the saperstein mess?

Anonymous said...

ahh...so it is a straight couple. straight texans with bad taste... imagine that. thanks for clearing that up mama