Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tiger Woods: Oh No He Dih-ent

Listen children, you can stop emailing Your Mama and leaving snotty little comments regarding the $65,000,000 Hamptons house that it has been widely reported that Tiger Woods purchased.

Because, turns out, he didn't.

At least not according to the his people or the lucky listing agent for the posh property.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just drove by the place and there is a cbs ny news truck outside!

cbs news guy said...

I know... I drove it there!

cbs news camera guy said...

Yes indeed it is a small world

Anonymous said...

don't you cbs guys report on "worthy" news - like how the American Government are retards wasting money and cause banks to collapse????

Anonymous said...

anon 2:06

gullible much?

cnn news guy said...

No they dont but We do

fox news guy said...

While we just fuck with the liberals

TMZ guy said...

while we just fuk with Britney

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sandpiper said...

Mama,

Nice work!

Measure twice; cut once.

fairfield girl said...

I do wonder who bought the house. I thought I was the only one to notice it had sold. I never would think about tiger living in good ole Hampton town.

Anonymous said...

tiger would never live there because then he has to pay taxes on his earnings.

He's building a mansion in Dubai = zero income tax