BUYER: Scarlett Johansson
LOCATION: Senalda Road, Los Angeles, CA
PRICE: reportedly around $8,000,000
SIZE: 4, 352 square feet, 7 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms
We confess. Your Mama finds puffy lipped ack-tress Scarlett Johansson to be a real snooze. Yes, she's pretty and has large breasts, which we're quite sure makes her the fantasy of many and the envy of many more. But somehow, in her case, that's just not enough to hold our attention. So the last we remember hearing about this gurl, who everyone says has real acting chops, was that she was busting into a neighbor's apartment by drunken mistake, and that she was looking to buy a penthouse in New York because the neighbors in her building were getting irritated with her constant smoking.
Now we hear that The Girl With A Pearl Earring has purchased a house in the Hollywood Hills for around $8,000,000. Who knew the gurl had so much money? Your Mama heard this tidbit last week but was unable to confirm, and then US Magazine ran a short snippet on the purchase, so we know it's true, right?
Our sources tell us the house was never on the open market, so as of today we've yet to locate any photographs. But we can tell you that Miz ScarJo purchased the home in May from famed director Harold Becker, who has helmed such films as The Sea of Love, Taps, and The Onion Field. We can also tell you the property is in the Runyon Canyon area of Los Angeles, occupies the inside of a hair pin turn on Senalda Road, and is overlooked by the home of Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman and her very talented huzband William H. Macy. According to property records, the Mediterranean style house spans over 4,352 square feet and has seven bedrooms and 7 bathrooms.
Presumably, given the large lots and heavy security of the homes in the area, it will be unlikely that Miz ScarJo will bust into a neighbor's houses after a late night at Les Deux, nor will her constant sucking on cancer sticks bother her new neighbors.
Sources: Hollywood Tuna, Actress Archives