Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Your Mama Hears...

...That Courtney Cox and David Arquette are thisclose to selling their swoopy and curvy Lautner designed house on Carbon Beach in Malee-boo that they listed earlier this year for a staggering $33,500,000. So close in fact that they've gone to escrow according to our Fairy Godmother in Malee-boo.

21 comments:

mr smiley said...

Well have you seen their white-trash neighbors!!

I would move too.

I am on that beach most weekends and sadly witness the house DI-RECT-LEY next to theirs, which is the wanna-be Polaroid beach house (where the creme de la creme is Sean Stewart and Tori Spelling).

Too bad because Geffen and Katzenberg are neighbors too.


:)

Phoenix said...

I saw interior views of this house somewhere and didn't like it. I'm aware I'm probably the only one here who feels that way though.

Anonymous said...

MR SMILEY - I hate to inform you but the polaroid beach house is on malibu road just at the end of the colony - 2 beaches away from carbon beach ... the polaroid beach house is 2 doors away from paris hiltons rental - NOT the Arquettes.

Anonymous said...

Also, David Geffen is pretty far down the beach ... I wouldn't call him a 'neighbor' ...

Phoenix said...

Looking over the aerial shot of this house Mama provided in a previous post, I'm struck by how close it is to it's neighbors, how little land there is, and all the traffic. I realize it's beach property, tiny parcel that it is, but that would be the day I'd pay $30+ million for the 'privilege'.

Anonymous said...

It's rlly not all that expensive for this particular beach ... Some of the neighboring properties are probably worth twice the price ... the house directly next door [white modern / oceanfront pool] is for rent - $100,000 month annual rent ... though if it's a summer rent then the rent will be somewhat higher ... It's malibu, close proximity & traffic noise is something you have to put up with if you want beachfront ... irrespective of whether u have millions or billions!

Anonymous said...

US Magazine says they had a "goodbye" party for the house on July 29 because they are moving to a more private Malibu house they are renovating.

mr smiley said...

anon 2:22 -

i said "wanna-be" polaroid beach house...

don't get it twisted

:)

mr smiley said...

anon 2:24 -

the word 'neighbor' is subjective

:)

Anonymous said...

Not rlly ... Hasn't it been rented out to the duff sisters for the summer - at the end of the day 'sean stewart' has grown up in beverly hills, 'tori spelling' in holmby hills .... Malibu is their natural habitat & in all honesty there are worse ppl around than those two ...

Anonymous said...

... And they should be applauded for steering clear of the polaroid beach house ... just a bunch of wannabe, fame seeking hangers on! anyone with any sense summers in europe ...

smiley, mr. said...

i agree anon.

i just wouldnt want to live next to a 24 hour party house on an otherwise quiet beach. that was my initial point.

:)

Anonymous said...

and now tori is leasing a b&b.

how cute

Phoenix said...

"i just wouldnt want to live next to a 24 hour party house on an otherwise quiet beach. that was my initial point." I hear ya smiley. No sane person would, lol ;)

Anon @ 9:59 AM, Mama reported awhile back that Tori & Dean abandoned that place and business venture, and are now renting a home on Calle Vista Drive if I recall correctly. It seems the whole B&B thing was just a vehicle for a show, rather than a show about the vehicle.

Anonymous said...

Good for them. I'd want more privacy too, though Courtney, Coco, and company always seem to be walking on the beach.

Anonymous said...

i went to a party at that polaroid beach house and walked up and down the beach and didnt see the house?? how far is it? ill be there again on friday. I did see brian grazer just chilling on his balcony eating lunch. what a great lunch that must be...

smiley said...

anon 11:13

courtney's house is NOT on the same beach as the polaroid beach house.

:)

Phoenix said...

smiley, it's not you. I've followed what you had to say right from the wanna-be Polaroid beach house misinterpretation. You can lead a horse to water, and gawd knows you've tried ;)

mr. smiley said...

thank you phoenix! i was beginning to doubt myself...

sigh-of-relief

:)

Anonymous said...

I have been in the castle is it lovely! Well done nic cage for buying it

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