Monday, June 16, 2008

Your Mama Hears...

...That Puff Daddy–or Pee Diddy Or Piddle Paddle or whatever damn moniker the fashion and music mogul's press people say he is supposed to be called nowawdays–is going Hollywood...West Hollywood, to be exact. No babies, Mister Diddy's not goin' gay, he's rumored to be forking over around $30,000 per month to lease a 4 bedroom house in the hills above West Hollywood.

Our source for this information, a ladee we'll call Fancy Nancy, swore Your Mama to secrecy and promised to cut off our fingers and private parts if we revealed much more information than that. And you know what children? Not only do we like our fingers and private parts, but if Your Mama has learned just one little thing since starting our little celebrity real estate endeavor, it's not to piss off the tipsters or the information dries up as quickly as Lindsay Lohan's career has ground to a screeching halt.

One last thing we can reveal about Mister Diddy's new digs is that it has two swimming pools. Two! One for Mister Diddy and all the scantily clad Hollywood hussies dim (and drunk) enough to believe that screwing the Pufferfish will help their careers, and another one for, well, everyone else.

67 comments:

Anonymous said...

A photo of the place would be nice, as he's in the same 'Who Cares?' category as Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Anonymous said...

Has to be the place on St Ives Drive that's for sale - also for rent - $29,500 per month & slap bang in the middle of the Hollywood Hills & has 2 pools.

Sale Listing -

http://guests.themls.com/profile_page.cfm?mls=08-265073&tab=search

Rental Listing -

http://guests.themls.com/profile_page.cfm?mls=08-272097&tab=search

theflyingdutchman said...

I don't understand why P Poppa Diddy Pop wouldn't just buy a place. I believe this ugly-faced poser is worth about half a billion now.

Anonymous said...

He's a total bragger & show off though - I wouldn't believe anything he says about being worth 'half a billion' - He's vile & his arrogance is up there with Kanyes - Both major douches.

Bridget said...

I quite like it. Love the white with the dark wood. The one "velvet" chaise is horrid but it's only furniture. The outside is nice. I like how it can be lit at night. Would I pay 5.495 for it? Doubtful...

Could this be avg. joe? said...

I think this could be our village idiot: AVERAGE JOE. According to other blogs that also hate him, doesn't what they say sound a little familiar? Guessed to be a sociopath and bi-polor, can't focus, unrealistic, easily exciteable, strives to piss people off, misinformed. This kid frequents the same sky falling blogs that our little idiot Joe/Ed/etc. quotes from.

http://www.caseypedia.com/wiki/Casey_Serin"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Serin

http://donthatecasey.blogspot.com/

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-6183383.html

Anonymous said...

FYI to the children interested, there is a website for Wolf's Lair now.

http://wolfslairhollywoodhills.com/

Looks pretty nice in the current photos.

could this be average joe? said...

Casey Serin must be Avgerage Joe. The stupidity cannot be mistaken. Source: housingpanic.blogspot.

casey serin said...
I am going to buy 2 homes in vegas this week.I will be renting them to you fools.You will all be renters 4 life.

March 25, 2008 8:40 PM

Anonymous said...

8:52, I once looked at that site and the scary thing is there were posts from 4-5 people that could have been AJ/EFW. The Darwin Award people could save a lot of time by just going to that blog and handing out awards to everyone. Never seen such a lack of common sense in one place.

Polly said...

First of all anyone who thinks P Piddly is straight needs to think twice. Just because you are seen with ladies and have a couple of kids.............
Anyone see that video of a drunk Sharon Stone reading him the riot act at some charity auction in Cannes? He said he didn't have 300 thousand Euros to bid on something and she said what did you do spend it all on crack?
Trust me he's as liquid as Mr Average.

pollyanna said...

wow, why so much anger on this site, ? have not posted in awhile, but come on, lets get happy people.this house is cool, he is cool, he is out in los angeles to get into films.. he has come along way , achieved alot, so give him some slack.saw him at the laker game..hey we are all "works in progress" even average joe, lighten up on here people , enjoy the houses , the celebrities, you will feel better.

Anonymous said...

"he is cool"

if you think this then you're certainly not! the man is an imbecile! haven't u watched the video he made the other week about his name? every single blog out there laughed AT him!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he must be broke. I never see anyone wearing his Sean John clothing line. Telling Stone he doesn't have money couldn't have been about trying to get a drunk out of his face. Sounds like someone is wishing him gay as if they could get some of it.

Yawn.

grosse pointe brat said...

Me thinks one of these days they'll be changin his monicker to 'Po-baby-daddy'. He spends with reckless abandon... and I get the gay vibe from him also, but that doesn't mean I'd hit it either...I'm just saying...

Anonymous said...

Thanks anon 7:27 for the listings and thanks also to anon 8:42 for the listing for wolfs lair.

Anonymous said...

He sure is renting the house on
St Ives Drive. I can confirm this because I live right across the street. His security guards are all over the street and they are annoying.

Anonymous said...

Mama, you crack me up. Lousy day at work and you make me laugh out loud. You da bomb. Really, the things you come up with are sooo clever and funny.

Love ya mean it, stay pretty!!!

Anonymous said...

the security guards are hot

paris girl said...

very mean looking, excellent shape, smack you around kinda guys, with shaved heads.. if your a neighbor you better stay out of the way...they own that street now, hot very hot

Anonymous said...

I saw Steven Spielberg walking in Santa Monica the other week with one of his kids - No Bodyguards /Drivers or anything - Yet this douchebag thinks he needs a team of Bodyguards - who the fuck cares about P-Diddy/Diddy/Puffy/Puff-Daddy/Sean/Sean-John/Sean Combs?

Though given the propensity of Rappers shooting one another then perhaps his Bodyguards are needed.

Anonymous said...

He should buy Ed McMahon's house in the Summit.

I think he used to own or rent a home in there. Jennifer Lopez owned a home there around that time.

Anonymous said...

Steven speilberg had guards you just did not see them... he never travels with out them since the young bodybuilder (who had a twin) tried to break into his house and rape him and even had a rape kit in his car. (yup, wanted to rape steven ......ug) he got 25years. he and his brother were supposedly straight and used to escort at numbers, so i am sure the 25years was a way to shut him up and kill the good story he would have told, ever wonder why amy irving got 88 million? to shut her up?

Average Joe said...

His security guards ran over my washing machine box with their Escalade. I'm going to sue but I'm waiting for the appraiser to tell me how much my box was worth.

so_chic_darling said...

Joe I'm so sorry you lost your house.

so_chic_darling said...

Anon.1.29pm what are you hinting at? I would like more juicy info please.

Alessandra said...

OMG...when I started to read this, I thought Mama called Puff Daddy "Pee Paddle", which is maybe a better name for another rap/r& b artist recently in the news. But still, it cracked me up.

AA said...

puffy is an idot

Anonymous said...

Jul 11 1997 Bodybuilder and wannabe actor Jonathan Norman is arrested for trespassing on Steven Spielberg's estate in Malibu, California. Believing that the film director "wanted to be raped," Norman had brought along a kit containing handcuffs, duct tape, nipple clamps, chloroform, and a stun gun.

Anonymous said...

If it is the St. Ives property, here's a website for it. Nice house, I too wonder why he didn't just buy it.

I don't understand all the hate for Mr. Diddy. If you don't like his music and clothes then don't buy them. Admittedly his only discernible talent seems to be shameless self-promotion, but in my book he's got a long way to go to pass Donald Trump on that list.

Sean said...

what about 9342 Sierra Mar Drive..asking $49k/month but it's been sitting unoccupied for over 6 months so dropping the price (again) wouldn't be out of the question.

Link: http://www.mauricioumansky.com/printable.php?property_ID=43

average joe said...

st ives is not his place, it is wayyyy to small, I heard his rental is in Bel air BH

and no I am not casey serin

good one though.

Anonymous said...

Casey Serin = avg joe/ed, etc...
You are one mega creepy dude. Fly away and stay gone.

fuck you dickhead avg joe said...

anon

you have to be the biggest loser on the planet trying to find out who average joe is

Anonymous said...

I think Average Joe/Ed From Westwood has already got the "Biggest Loser On The Planet" trophy with his name(s) engraved on it. Don't try to wrestle it away from him, he bites and has rabies. Besides, it is all he has left now that Puff Daddy's people ran over his box.

average joe said...

anon 12 33am

what is your problem ?

you sound like a preschooler

"I think Average Joe/Ed From Westwood has already got the "Biggest Loser On The Planet" trophy with his name(s) engraved on it"

wa wa wa wa

if you are an adult you need to get therapy because you really sound pathetic, do your kids know you have this problem ?

and if I drove you to the point of madness well

phfftt!!!! phfffttt !!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hit a nerve did they, Average Ho? Take the hint. Get lost.

E.J. said...

I've been reading here since the beginning and kind of laugh at all the personal attacks but it's really kind of silly; don't you think? Name-calling? It doesn't get much more juvenile. But if it keeps you amused and away from taking your rifle up to the roof, have at it. I personally think it takes no balls at all to say something negative and sign it "anonymous." But that's just me. Buy a dog. Name it 'Life.' And then you'll have one. Just my opinion.

uber sarcasm said...

Buy a dog and name it life so you have one.lol.Forget all comedy ever written because this beats it all.

Anonymous said...

Casey Serin = Average Joe / Ed

(bea) said...

ej, find your own church, cause this choir ain't yours, babycakes. :)

average joe said...

anon 2 11

EAT MY CORN OUT OF MY SHIT YOU FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAINS !!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you know, i'm a high schooler and i read this blog all the time

i used to think that people actually started acting like adults once they reached a certain age, but it appears you have all proven me quite wrong

i hear this same shit all of the time from my peers, and i find it devilishly amusing that it continues into adulthood

in all truth, you have collectively caused me to look forward most eagerly to the next ten years of my life!

Anonymous said...

Casey - Average Joe,

Aren't you being investigated for property scams and 9 foreclosures and lots of little legal messes everywhere. Will you ever dig yourself out?

average joe said...

Are any of you losers an appraiser???

My appraiser says my box was only worth $3. Values have gone down but not that much!!! I paid $10 for it three weeks ago!

Can I sue the broker who sold it too me? I need help finding his phone number. The name on the side of his truck said "Sanford & Son"

Anonymous said...

Casey,
Should I let the other blogs that hate you know where you are?

average joe said...

Please don't tell anyone where I am! The courts ordered me to buy my ex wife a box first and if they find out I bought one for myself I was get sent to jail.

I still need help with an appraiser! My new girlfriend, Juwana Mann is threatening to leave me if I don't have a box.

average joe said...

again I am not casey serin

anyway

check out this site

http://thedirty.com

I wonder if some of you losers are mentioned or have pictures on that site ?

and again the housing market is going down another 90% nothing you can do about it, the storm has arrived.

average joe said...

btw anon Mr High Schooler

get an MBA after college, beg your parents for one, yes it will cost 300k when it is all said and done but at least you will not end up a douche unlike most of the morons on this site that I would never give the time of day to in the real world.

college degrees alone are worthless these days.

average joe said...

check out this site

http://heistheidiot.com

I sent twenty photos of myself for her to post. How could she email back and just say I was a "zero"? What does that mean? Can't she count? I sent TWENTY, not ZERO!

and again PDiddy's people ran over my house. I just got a new one! They laughed at me and said nothing I can do about it, the storm has arrived.

average joe said...

I got a STD in grade school, had to beg my teacher for one, yes it will make me sterile since I didn't get it treated but at least I will not end up having to pay to send kids to college. Not that I can find a woman to have kids with. They won't give me the time of day in the real world.

average joe said...

Here we go again

who ever you are go

are you a crackhead ?
heroin addict ?
alcoholic ?

and if any of you really believe that I am Casey Serin or that P Daddy is renting a house on St Ives
you have to have the intelligence of a worm.

btw more news out today, the market is going down and will not bottom out until it gets to pre 1998 prices

so fuck you and to bad

ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

average joe said...

btw even Jeff Lewis of flipping out has to get a real job, so now the party is officially over, oh and he just lost 200k.

but hey be in denial

average joe said...

Here I go again

who ever will I be today

a crackhead ?
heroin addict ?
alcoholic ?

and if any of you really believe that I have anything that I say I have

I have to have the intelligence of a slug.

btw more news out today, the box market is going up and I have to move to a bus bench

so fuck me and to bad

ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

average joe said...

btw even my girl JuWanna Mann is flipping out over having to give blow jobs to Didddy's bodyguards so now the party is officially over, oh and she just passed the 400lb mark.

but hey she be in denial. she thinks she looks like a woman.

Anonymous said...

Casey,
Hush up and take your meds. You're more bi-polar than usual. Having a tough week.

average joe said...

anon I think you are really bitter because you are broke from investing in RE is that correct ?????

you also cannot afford for your properties to go down another 90%

well to fucking bad

you cannot stop a tsunami

and it has finally begun

I am sure that wall street will plummet 9000 points when it is found out that most of the companies on their outside of the dow jones have lost 80% of their value

what will you do when that happens ?

average joe said...

also there are new reality shows that will be coming out including

I am broke and ------

Where did my money go ?

I cannot believe that I over paid by 1500%

I should have listened those in the know.

Living in my new home, a 2008 navigator, in the Santa Barbara parking lot.

average joe said...

FBI arrests over 300 realtors and mortgage brokers in mortgage fraud sweep. FINALLY!!! And only another million or so to go...

And after they're done arresting the realtors and mortgage brokers, they can move on to the millions of mortgage fraudsters. I think Casey Serin might still be in the country.

And then... of course... they can put the kingpin himself into the paddy wagon..

Angelo Mozilo - they're coming to get you!

average joe said...

anon I am really bitter because I am broke from investing in recycled paper product RE!!!!!!

I cannot afford for my properties to go down another 90%

My girl JuWann say I am fucking bad

I cannot stop her when she trips and starts rolling downhill.

and it has finally begun

I am sure that she will plummet all the way to Sunset when people find out she is moving and get their cars out of her way

what will I do when that happens? I can't afford a crane to lift her back up here so I will have to move to the bottom of the hill.

average joe said...

I am going to be a new reality show star. I am pitching these ideas to Gary Coleman. Which on do you think I should do?

I am broke and ------

Where did my money go ?

I cannot believe that I over paid by 1500%

I should have listened those in the know.

Living in my new home, the box from a 2008 Maytag, in the Sunset Oil gas station parking lot.

average joe said...

The stupidity police arrested over 300 people that admitted to knowing me. And only another million or so to go...

And after they're done arresting the people that admit to knowing me, they can move on to the millions of my fans. I think Elvis might still be in the country.

And then... of course... they can put the kingpin himself into the paddy wagon..

Ed From Westwood - they're coming to get you!

AVERAGE JOE said...

Hey fuckhead who continues to imposter me, the real average joe are you that jerk off with the change box down by mels diner, which is right below where I live, sunset plaza ?


I gave you 100 last week, next time I see you I am gonna slap you in the face

get a job, a life whatever but you are a broke and a turd and always remember that

AVERAGE JOE or should I say VERY RICH JOE said...

and no more 100's for you

broke loser

ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

average joe said...

I'm a fuckhead who continues to imposter smart people, the real average joe. I am jerk off with the change box down by mels diner, which is right below where all you rich people live, sunset plaza

I tried to give you 100 tribbles last week, next time you see me I want you to slap me in the face

My girl JuWanna Man told me to get a job, a life whatever because I am always broke and a turd and to always remember that

AVERAGE JOE or should I say VERY CRAZY JOE said said...

and no more 100's of tribbles for you

I'm a broke loser

ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

Juwamna mann said...

Dear Joe

Im a leavin you. I gotz me a real man now. Jerome got him a job workin for Mister Diddy as a driver/gun runner. He gonna get me some flash for my grill and sumpin called a lap band for my weight. I aint see'n howz a rubba band is going to make me loose weight but he smart so I try it. Im droppin those tweezers off in your box as you be needin them if you fine a new gurl to search fo that little pickle you call your baby maker.

scott peterson said...

That Casey Serin sure got a pretty mouth. Hope he is my cellmate.