Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Today Is A Travel Day...

...so unfortunately y'all are going to have to go without your daily fix of Your Mama's celebrity real estate sass. We'll be back attcha as soon as we can.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

mama!

Anonymous said...

Wow. It never ceases to amaze me how assholish some people can be?

Travel safe to wherever you're going Mama.

Anonymous said...

All of my good blogs are down until 2009.

Travel safe. Wear a hat. And boots.

Anonymous said...

OMG drug dealers are never supposed to take off for holiday's ... it's an addicts hardest times! I need a fix, Mama! I need a fix! :(

Have a safe and happily holiday Mama and Dr. Cooter!

Anonymous said...

Have a well-deserved holiday Mama and the Dr. Cooter. Thank you so much for the real-estate low down during 2008, and long may it continue. Happy 2009!

Anonymous said...

Mama we miss you! xoxo Get your hotself back!

Anonymous said...

is he a REAL dr.????

Anonymous said...

Yes and he would be happy to help Anon 9:44 is said Anon would let us know how to contact him/her/it.

Anonymous said...

I am 10:52 AM and I need some help, too! The shakes from celebrity real estate withdrawal are getting really bad.

Madam Pince said...

Mama, you and the Dr. Cooter have a lovely holiday. We love you.

Ann 9:44, you're a true asshole. It speaks volumes that you don't have the courage to log in.

raybreg said...

Hey Mama,

Enjoy the day and happy holidays to you and the Doctor too!

Greetz. Ray

Anonymous said...

I love how people think this is somehow Mama's job...like he makes $350k a year doing this or something. If you don't like it, stay the hell away.

Anonymous said...

Hmm. 4:58. Blogging during office hours. You know what they about folks who complain about others - - they're really just talking about themselves :)

Have a great holiday season - - looking forward to awesome celeb real estate dish in 09.

And hey, in the meantime, how about if someone with time on their hands create a Facebook group for your Mama!

Anonymous said...

Dear Mm. Pince,

Dr. Cooter identifies 9:44, 1:44, & 4:58 to all be the same person - a term we use loosely around the office when discussing this potential patient. The writing style, the grammatical errors, the vulgarity, the frequent capitalization.

You will notice these same traits appear in posts by a delusional self-professed millionaire with fantasies of living the rich and famous life. The posts frequently involve exaggerations of large cash transactions, ownership of financial institutions, successful tax avoidance, travel to Ibiza, and a bizarre obsession with his own feces.

There is also a correlation of an increase in posts by this disturbed individual whenever Mama posts that she will be away from the children.

We recommend keeping a safe distance, with your mace handy, and avoid dark topics until Mama has returned.

Happy Holidays.

Anonymous said...

Nurse Rachett:

"You will notice these same traits appear in posts by a delusional self-professed millionaire with fantasies of living the rich and famous life."

In other words you're saying its averagejoe?

Anonymous said...

Mama you are fabulous. I go to you site each day to read the fabulousness! Your Site then TMZ then Wall Street then yahoo news!

Keep on being fabulous because we love you for it

Happy Holidays

Anonymous said...

mama. i hope it's harbour island.

Anonymous said...

someone needs their mama to wash their mouth out with soap!

Anonymous said...

Mama, I know where you live and if you don't secure that window I will take full advantahe of it.

Also, can someone post a picture of Mama so I can masturbate over during the holiday break.

Anonymous said...

mama......have a wonderful Christmas and please tell Svetlana that Biltmore House has forty-three, yes forty-three terlits. It is an amazing house worth a visit from any of the chillrun.

Anonymous said...

mama......have a wonderful Christmas and please tell Svetlana that Biltmore House has forty-three, yes forty-three terlits. It is an amazing house worth a visit from any of the chillrun.

Anonymous said...

Your Mama better not forget to wish us needy children a safe and happy holiday. Your Mama forgot to say anything to us before Thanksgiving and that was very, very rude. Although the children will forgive, we never forget. This blog has gotten pretty weak over the last few months, so let's try and step it up in 2009.

justlovely said...

We'll get along somehow. I advise more eggnog, children, and stick some rum in it.

Have a wonderful holiday wherever you are, Mama.

lil' gay boy said...

Tell me, justlovely, was that a paraphrase of the Countess DeLave, "Get me a bromide ––– and put some gin in it!"

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:18 - We're not free to discuss the names of the good Dr.s' patients. I can neither confirm or deny it to be averagejoe. Lets just say patient is not exceptional, and shares a name with the stepfather of our lord and saviour. And we are adding stalker to the long list of ailments following the post at 4:43am on Christmas Eve. The desire to masturbate to photos of Mama is completely normal. Mama is HOT.

Anonymous said...

It's so sad he just died! May he rest in peace! He was only 50, just like Bernie Mac.