Thursday, October 23, 2008

Your Mama Hears...

...That there's trouble brewing in The Hills.

First there was all that freaking out in the quiet Hollywood neighborhood where The Hills' resident "fashion designer" Lauren Conrad purchased a $2,360,000 Spanish style house in early 2008. Some of Miss Conrad's neighbors were all kinds of pissed about the marauding paps busting up their bushes, fervid fans standing around gawking and tour buses trolling up and down the narrow residential street. And who could blame them? The din became so deafening that the usually very upright Los Angeles Times saw fit to write an entire article about the reality television brouhaha.

Now we hear from a gabby gal named Veronica Vociferous that many of her neighbors in L.A.'s Hollwood Dell neighborhood are all upset and atwitter over MTV's plans to film episodes of The Hills at the Bryn Mawr Drive house that The Hills' dark haired drama queen Audrina Patridge recently scooped up for a $1,290,000.

The Hollywood Dell Civic Association recently sent a letter of protest to neighborhood residents, a copy of which we received from Miz Vociferous. The letter asks residents to contact the Film LA Community Director and some Sargent at the LAPD to register their displeasure, concern and complaint about their fear of film crews clotting up the narrow and twisting roads that wind through the usually very quiet neighborhood, not to mention the ensuing meelee of picture snapping paparazzi and breathless fans who think standing outside a famous person's house is anything but outrageously stoopid.

Could it be that all those whining and bickering gurls on The Hills have finally had their fifteen minutes? Jeezis, Mary and Joseph we sure hope so.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

"not to mention the ensuing meelee of picture snapping paparazzi and breathless fans who think standing outside a famous person's house is anything but outrageously stoopid."

yeh, but when bus tours and blogs like this and other celebrity home "aerial view" sites exist, you know people are gonna go by these places no matter how many times you tell them not to. i think calling these people outrageously stupid is a little over the top. just my .02.

Babe Parish said...

they should just a build a "neighborhood" on the CBS lot and let em all live there, a la The Truman Show...

Anonymous said...

Maybe they would have had a whole lot less people running through their neighborhood gawking if you hadn't listed the location of her property...

Anonymous said...

a] anyone who goes to a celebrity address IS STUPID ... You only usually see the gate & hedge

b] the addresses are all in the public domain - mama stated the street, not the number

c] get over yourselves

Anonymous said...

MAMA! you are on a roll today!

Lauren Conrad said...

They aren't going to cancel that show i know i am the executive producer

Anonymous said...

dear lc, just because your show's not being cancelled, doesn't mean we don't wish it was.

caveman said...

i've been meaning to watch that show, until then, i guess i'll just feel old & out of touch.
its not like i'm high brow tho, i'm watching southpark as i type.

Anonymous said...

mama's in today's Wall Street Journal!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122481699525965769.html

lil' gay boy said...

Lauren??? Audrina???

Who ARE these people?

Good for you, Mama ––– the WSJ is nothing to sneeze at.

BTW, I've been informed by a reliable source that the correct expression is "Jeezis, Mary and Good Saint Joseph;" but then she's a really old woman with a tissue bobby-pinned into her blue hair……

Anonymous said...

Hey all you fuckers better learn to love the hills because i do

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:42 - That is a bridge you live under, not a hill.

Anonymous said...

Who pays these stupid prices anyways for a home with a rather narrow drive way wtf insane only in Hollywood I presume.

Also when you become famous you pretty much have sold your soul as far as Im concerned, if you dont want to be hassled dont become a damn celebrity got it lol.

As for divas like Slater from Saved By Bell you dont have fame unless you have fans and most of all you dont get rich from being a bitch :).


Love this site lol its my fave

Anonymous said...

I confess that I would gladly stand outside Brody Jenner's casa. Justin Bobby's too except in his case it would probably be in a parking lot.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea who these people are. Brody Jenner? Justin Bobby?