Tuesday, October 28, 2008

A-Rod and C-Rod List Coral Gables Crib

SELLER: Cynthia and Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez
LOCATION: E. Sunrise Avenue, Coral Gables, FL
PRICE: $14,876,000 (list); $8,500,000 (sale)
SIZE: 8,310 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 5 full and 3 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: ...Nothing short of Paradise yet comfortable & inviting, this unparalleled property offers the finest in waterfront yachting, entertaining & living. Completely renovated, with a unique combination of new & old handcrafted, custom designed finishes creating and unmatched setting with an abundance of water surrounding more than an acre of park like grounds.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Last week we had a discussion about the Park Avenue digs of New York Yankees' soon to be dee-vorced third baseman Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez recently listed with an asking price of $14,000,000 during which mentioned that the bay front Coral Gables mansion that he once shared with his soon to be ex-wifey Cynthia had also been tossed up on the market with an asking price of $14,876,000.

At the time, we had little information about the E. Sunrise Avenue estate. However, listing information has been beefed up and we now know the "Old World Mediterranean" mansion in suburban Miami was built in 1952, measures in at approximately 8,310 square feet and includes six bedrooms, five full and three half bathrooms.

Property records show the once convivial couple scooped up this property in December of 2004 when they paid an even-steven $12,000,000 for the 1+ acre property which records also show sits just a few short blocks from the much more modest crib of C-Rod's parents

Listing information shows the renovated and rehabbed residence features a stone floored entrance hall leading to a double height living room with a disturbingly modern and entirely unnecessary row of skylights and an area rug so dizzying Your Mama almost tossed up the candy bar we had for breakfast. The dining room has been wallpapered in a very Palm Beach Chinoiserie style wallpaper that has been smartly toned back with a well sized sisal rug under the too-traditional dining room table.

The eat-in kitchen appears to have been outfitted with pickled wood cabinets, marble counter tops and some rather unfortunate bar stools. Other rooms at the manse include an den/library/office and a media room.

The walled, gated and seriously secured property includes a large circular motor court with additional parking on what we think (but do not know for sure) was once a tennis court, all of which is surrounded by towering palm trees and all sorts of tropical foliage that provide the property with the kind of privacy often craved by rich and famous folks. The backyard offers a free form shaped swimming pool overlooking the Biscayne Bay and it appears to Your Mama there are docking facilities for at least four boats. A pool side pavilion provides an excellent place to get out of the scorching southern Florida sunshine and where we imagine might be a lovely spot for Sven the scantily clad massuer to stop by and give Your Mama a full body rub down.

Although the soon to be ex-Missus A-Rod asked for this property in the dee-vorce, it appears that in the end she's not interested in keeping the couple's house of connubial bliss and in fact, it's reported that C-Rod is out shopping for a new home in the Coral Gables and Coconut Grove areas.

As for A-Rod, when not (allegedly) slinking around and getting himself in some sticky and sweet situations in Noo York City with the soon to be single and man-eating Madonna, word on Miami's art deco'ed Ocean Drive is that the third baseman shacks up on swanky Star Island, the guard gated and pill shaped island where all manner of rich and famous folks like Gloria Estafan and Rosie O'Donnell have homes. It's also where, as far as we know, basketball giant Shaquille O'Neal is still trying to unload the monstrous mansion once rumored the erstwhile Mister and Missus Rodriquez were interested in purchasing.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, the interior is even worse than their NY apartment and I didn't think that was possible!!!

Anonymous said...

What a dump....

Anonymous said...

does anyone have the link for the listing?

Dave said...

http://www.pollyschiff.com/
has the listing (It's the first one):
181 E. Sunrise Ave. Coral Gables, Florida 33133

Anonymous said...

Very garish, very: "I have lots of new money".

Anonymous said...

Beautiful exterior spaces.Can't say the same of the interiors. After seeing this and NYC pad, it is safe to assume this couple has horrid taste, either in interiors or decorators. What a waste to spend so much on such poor results. Would love to see the floorplan.

Helen Keller said...

MY EYES!

Anonymous said...

Madge will certainly teach him a bit about decor, no?

Anonymous said...

If Madge doesn't, her brother will (and probably offer to "teach" A-rod a few other things)

Babe Parish said...

that house looks like a hooker doin the walk of shame... KIDDING!
:P (lgb xo)

i officially have A.D.D. after perusing those pics.

in the words of nina garcia,
"That's just the tip of the iceberg, I will say no more."

BP

Anonymous said...

money can't buy taste

so_chic_darling said...

Oh yes it can honey give me a budget and I'll give you results!

lil' gay boy said...

So_Chic, have at it; I know a few demolition contractors down Flo-ree-da way……

……it's got all the charm of a downscale rehab facility (and that rug, OMG! That rug!!!)

Poor Mama……

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so_chic_darling said...

The fucking Philippines? You must be joking bitch! Try taking out an ad in Nurse weekly, this is a blog about LUXURY real estate in the first world.
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Anonymous said...

how many poor innocent zebras had to die to make that living room floor?

elsie de wolfe would be spinning in her grave at the thought!

love you mama from sunny in denver!

Anonymous said...

"...it is safe to assume this couple has horrid taste, either in interiors or decorators..." well, what would you expect from someone who makes millions from hitting balls and running around?

lilkunta said...

So was Cyn awarded this house in the dov & is now tryna sell it or Cynthia & Ant r tryna sell it together?

What is the mortgage ona house like this? Goodness.

I still think it is sad that Cyn JUST had his abby earlier this yr & now they r divorced.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she have his baby to make up for his previous indiscretion? Sorta like Beckham and Adams?