Friday, October 17, 2008

Madison Hildebrand Moves On

SELLER: Madison Hildebrand
LOCATION: Dume Drive, Malibu, CA
PRICE: $1,270,000
SIZE: 1,687 square feet, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bedrooms
DESCRIPTION: Supreme location with beach key(s) to Malibu Riviera III and walking distance to newly remodeled shopping plaza. This beautifully done 2 BR, 2.5 BA, plus office boasts privacy (end unit), high ceilings, wood floors and Spanish tile, outdoor areas w/private spa and low HOA dues (only $150/MO).

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Thanks to our eagle eyed and big mouthed pal Malibu Maybelle, Your Mama has learned that real estate young gun Madison Hildebrand has put his Point Dume townhouse on the market with an asking price of $1,270,000.

Surely all the children recognize Young Mister Hildebrand's name, right? Along with selling heaps of high-priced properties all up and down the Pacific Coast Highway, he recently appeared in his scanty skivvies on the cover of Playgirl–and even less inside–and appeared the Bravo's most recent season of Million Dollar Listing. In case you don't recall, Mister Hildebrand was the less bitchy broker who was confused about whether he wanted to date boys or girls. Amid all those house tours, photo shoots and sexuality struggling, the toothy real estate powerhouse has somehow found the time to also write a self-help book called Activate Your Passion, Create Your Career No Matter Who You Are.

Good grief. This boy makes Your Mama feel like the laziest person on the damn planet.

Anyhoo, say what you will about Mister Hildebrand's self-described polyamorousness (and we're sure you will), but keep in mind that property records show the twenty something year old real estate wunderkind purchased his first townhouse home in December of 2005 for $980,000, a stunning financial achievement that few folks under 25 can claim.

Property records and listing information indicate the two story townhouse measures 1,687 square feet and includes 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms plus an office. The end unit has an upside down layout with bedrooms on the ground floor and living spaces on the second and is conveniently located just off the PCH. But perhaps best of all, the townhouse includes a coveted key to the private Riviera III beach where we imagine Mister Hildebrand frequently strutted his shirtless stuff and worked on his soft bronze tan.

The townhouse is built around a small, private and hanky panky friendly courtyard that includes lots of potted vegetation and an in ground spa perfect for Mister Hildebrand to strip down and entertain the ladees. Or the gentleman. Or both. Whatever.

Other amenities include a two car garage where Mister Hildebrand parks his late model Range Rover (and a big-ass BMW), both wood and Spanish tile floors, and loads of blue and yellow tile work throughout the unit. The good sized living room features high beamed ceilings, a large Spanish chandelier which we like, and way more brown leather furniture than should ever be permitted in one house. The dining area, where a flat screen tee-vee has been haphazardly and unfortunately mounted to the wall next to some crazy image of a zebra, is open to and adjacent to the ass-uglee kitchen with its upsetting light fixture and leads to a small but cozy terrace where Mister Hildebrand barbecues amid a score Moroccan lanterns hanging from the trellis.

Malibu Maybelle swears that she does not know why Mister Hildebrand is selling or where he's moving, but we can all be assured that with his bulging bank account he'll be packing all his Afro-ethnic meets Andalusia day-core and moving it to someplace larger and more expensive. Bully for him.

Meanwhile, in other Million Dollar Listing news, scruffy faced Josh Flagg–the one who was taken to the pokey for allegedly stealing paintings and was later cleared of the charges–has recently scooped upt the listing for Eddie Murphy's ex-wife Nicole's Calabasas crib. Last October, when Your Mama discussed the 9,214 square foot house, it was priced at $9,995,000. The house appears to have been re-staged and had a machete taken to the asking price which is currently at $8,495,000. Nothing like a 1.5+ million dollar price cut to drum up bizness.

We also hear that Chad Rogers, the one with the upsetting bowl haircut, has seen the light and gotten himself a slightly less girlish haircut.

28 comments:

Jesse B. said...

Yea, I never thought he was hot. My BF disagrees with me.

outsmoker said...

Josh Flagg is so jealous.......he lives in Granny's guest room but has to go outside to smoke

Anonymous said...

"..the upsetting bowl haircut," that made my day!!!!

Venice4504 said...

Does Flagg really live at his grandmas? I could never figure it out.

Anonymous said...

Josh can live with me anytime.

Anonymous said...

His grandma should leave her money to charity....and let grandson work for his own money.....

Anonymous said...

Josh does not live with his grandma, he owns a rather modest house on Readcrest Dr in Beverly Hills.

Anonymous said...

that place is his office but he sleeps with granny.

Anonymous said...

Josh owns a condo at the Century Towers. Enough with all the speculation.

Joe The Smoker said...

I smoke Josh every night at his grandmothers house.

Anonymous said...

This madison guy as well as the 2 other lames on that show are a bunch of silver spoons that never worked a day in their lives.Their leads and contacts were handed to them.How many homes have they actually closed on.Spoiled brats gone wild.

Anonymous said...

http://www.6508dumedrive.com/index.php

I somewhat agree with anon 8:51....

None of these three guys are rags to riches. They all came from extremely wealthy Southern California families, while yes, they have worked hard to build their business, its certainly alot easier when you have an in in the upper sphere because of your family and their money.

Anonymous said...

agree with 8:51 & 9:30

but atleast madison seems like a genuinely nice guy. the other two disgust me, chad has no personality at all and is a whiney brat, and josh flagge with his death-chasing realtor ways is about the lowest pond scum on earth.

Anonymous said...

I do not understand with all of the sales these guys have you would think they would be living in beverly park

at least a penthouse on wilshire corridor

Anonymous said...

Madison is a great guy.. too bad not all agents are like that. Anyone who loves pistachios is ok with me.

Anonymous said...

Anon 11:13, agents dont make THAT much money.

And none of these guys are really like the biggest agent in LA, they are young up-comers. In order to afford Beverly Park you need tens of millions, not to make a million a year.

Anonymous said...

When times are tough and stressful, no one wants to be reminded that there are rags at all..........people want their fantasies about three little privileged socal boys who now are enjoying riches........theirs and their wealthy clients. No wonder everyone is so fascinated whenever they are mentioned. Who wants to think about the Real Desperate Agents of Los Angeles, trying to grunt out a living selling tract housing in a polluted dangerous city?

Anonymous said...

Good on Madison, I like him alot and wish him the best. Great writing as always Mama. What a gift :)

P..

Anonymous said...

He seems like a sweet-heart, I looked at one of his listings a few months back and he just seems like a really nice genuine guy, which is what he portrays on the show as well.

As for physically, he's got a good body and he's a cute guy, I don't think he's mad hott, but his looks coupled with that he is a great guy and succussful make him an amazing catch.

I'm not the "star-fucker / stalker type" but I'd go on a date with him if met him somewhere and there was interest.

Anonymous said...

Makes some notes to self:

- Good body
- Cute
- Successful / Money
- Nice & Genuine

Ahh, so THATS what women want.

I'm sure Flagg doesn't live with Grand mama. Stop hating on the guy, as I'm sure he makes far more money than you do, which makes him superior.

Anonymous said...

Googled to see what he looks like. Scrawny body that looks half starved. Long, narrow and not very attractive face. Other boys and girls can have him as far as I am concerned. Not interested. Abode not very interesting either.

Anonymous said...

anon 8:37PM re: "he makes far more money than you do, which makes him superior"

Oh, is that all it takes.. and to think of the effort I've wasted on trying to be a better person. Silly me.

1:51 AM, you have to observe and listen to someone on some level to get a true feel for them.

Some of the more cold and callous comments about a perfectly decent person are stunning. Why? On 2nd thought, I don't think we want to know.

Anonymous said...

I saw him the other day in Malibu, he is very small.

At least he comes across as the nicest on that show, which actually wouldn't be all that difficult.

Anonymous said...

I like Josh Flagg's edgy arrogance. He is too young and self-absorbed to see what a carbuncle he really is. It was fun to watch and I am sorry it is over.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't spit on Josh Flagge if he was on fire. He is exaclty what gives real estate agents / brokers a bad name. Sleezy, used-car sales man death chasing tatcis. You watch the show and his "clients" (and by clients i mean young spoiled douche bags) are going on about how there so happy there grandma or grandpa or so and so is going to die and they are going to get all their money. It makes me want to puke.

Anonymous said...

I bet you would pee on him to douse the flames.

average joe :[) said...

there is nothing wrong with living with grandmothers. i still sleep in the same bed with mine except when she is entertaining homeless guys. then i have to sleep on the porch listening to the bed ..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak..squeak. sometimes when they are done the guy will give me a cigarette on his way out. thats cool

lil' gay boy said...

Just how many blow jobs would the "sexually confused" Madison have to give to get one of his "experiments" to stay over the next day & help decorate?

;-)