Thursday, October 11, 2007

Your Mama Regrets to Inform...

...that we have been called to do our civic doody and as such will be settin' around a courthouse all day long reading the tabs and The New Yorker waiting to be selected for a jury.

Yes babies, this means we won't have access to our faithful laptop computer and we will not be bringing you any information or discussion on celebrity real estate this morning.

If the good lahwd is on our side we'll be released from our civic doody at a reasonable time and Your Mama will see if we can get some food for the children for this afternoon.

Nothing we can do about the jury doody, so just set tight children and please don't kill each other is a verbal shoot out while we are away.

Bye now.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What - The court doesn't have WiFi?

caveman said...

we're doomed

shalini akhil said...

oh mama: we hope your lovely, glossy, lean-n-mean bitches aren't leaner for the mean-ness of civic doody.
eagerly anticipate your return!

Anonymous said...

Well, the least you could do is give a report-from-the-court-house live update on which celeb is going to jail this time...

Take a camera crew, phone it in via pay phone, bribe a court officer to send out messages, text it in...we don't really care. But dammit we need our celeb news fix!

Aunt Mary said...

Mama, you might even see a Law and Order scene being shot. I stumbled on a shoot in '98 on 5th ave near the Frick. Stayed and watched. Talked to the extras. Ogled Benjamin Bratt. What fun! With your imagination you should have no problem getting off jury duty so you can git home to fix supper for the chilruns.

so_chic_darling said...

Throw the book at them Mama!