Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Professional Hoopster Chris Bosh Puts Pacific Palisades Mansion Up for Lease

OWNER: Chris Bosh
LOCATION: Pacific Palisades
PRICE: $45,000 per month
SIZE: 10,755 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: All the children know that Your Mama don't know a football from a baseball bat. So, when our magnificently prolific informant Yolanda Yakketyak sent over a covert communique to tell us that the resort-like mock-Med mansion in Pacific Palisades, CA that professional basketball player Chris Bosh and his new-ish missus Adrienne quietly purchased late last year for $9,400,000 has popped up for lease at $45,000 per month we said, "Who da hell is Chris Bosh?"

Well, turns out six-foot-eleven inch Mister Bosh is really somebody in the professional basketball world. The native Texan started out his professional hoopster career with the Toronto Raptors back in 2003 but he currently dribbles shoots and passes for the Miami Heat.

The eight-time NBA All-Star is reportedly set to earn $17,545,000 for the 2012/13 season, not counting any endorsements he may have. Well compensated Mister Bosh's annual salary is scheduled to rise to more than $22 million for the 2015-16 season so, make no mistake butter beans, the towering power forward can well afford a nearly $9.5 million dollar house in Pacific Palisades not to mention the very contemporary $12-plus million bay front mansion he already owns in Miami Beach. (More on that manse in a minute.)

Property records reveal the seller, Korean-born steel tycoon Steven Koh, Ph.D., purchased the 1.73 acre knoll-top estate, located at the tail end of a gated cul-de-sac and not very cleverly dubbed Villa Cielo, in September 2005 for $12,500,000. That means, according to the well-worn beads of Your Mama's bejeweled abacus, that Dr. Koh took a punishing $3,100,000 financial gut punch when he sold the lavishly fitted mansion to Mister and Missus Bosh.

Listing information kindly provided by Yolanda shows the two-story, tile-roofed Mediterranean-ish mansion was built in 2001, measures in at a substantial 10,755 square feet and contains a total of six bedrooms and eight full bathrooms, a count that Your Mama thinks but isn't sure encompasses the fully equipped staff quarters.

A double-height rotunda entry with a sweeping, wrap-around staircase leads to the many and various living and entertaining spaces that include a formal living with fireplace, a formal dining room with an upsetting tented ceiling, a sky-lit center island kitchen with all the commercial-style stainless steel appliances money can buy and a large library/office with book shelf flanked fireplace, partially paneled walls and a built in aquarium that surely requires a part-time expert to take care of.

An open-concept built-in wet bar separates the living room from the billiard room and a small but expensively equipped movie theater has a state-of-the-art sound and projection system and plush, burnt caramel-colored leather recliner seats with built-in cup holders.

The master suite takes up the entire second floor, according to listing information, and includes an over-sized bedroom with sitting area and fireplace, dual bathrooms and an exceptionally spacious fitted walk-in closet/dressing rooms, a fully-equipped adjoining gym and both indoor and outdoor spas. The master suite opens to a crescent-shaped private terrace with panoramic views of the mountains and mansion-dotted canyons that tumble down to the glittering Pacific Ocean.

The back of the house opens up to deep shaded verandas, at least one of which has an outdoor fireplace. The various verandas and tented pavilions ring a gigantic infinity-edged free-form resort style swimming pool complete with a sunken palapa-covered swim up bar, a super-sized circular spa and a sunken banquette-surrounded fire pit set in the middle of the pool. There's also an outdoor shower and a large outdoor eating area with full outdoor kitchen with pizza oven.

We're not sure why Mister and Missus Bosh would spend nearly ten million bucks on a fancy mansion in Pacific Palisades only to turn around and try to lease it out for $45,000 per month, but if Your Mama has said it once we've said it ten thousand times: It's generally frustrating and futile operation to try and makes sense of the wacky real estate ways of the rich and famous.

Presumably Mister and Missus Bosh live primarily in Miami Beach where in September 2010 they coughed up $12,333,000 for a gated and glassy 12,368 square foot modern mansion (above) with—according to old marketing materials still available online—seven bedrooms, eight bathrooms, a water-side negative edge swimming pool, a spa with adjacent outdoor fireplace, a pool side pavilion with built-in outdoor kitchen and a private dock for parking the water craft.

listing photos (Pacific Palisades): Sotheby's International Realty
listing photos (Miami Beach): London Realty Group (via Zillow)


Anonymous said...

well i had this house on my most wanted list, if i hit the lottery :) it really has great outdoor area tough yes the price is little crazy.

lil' gay boy said...

Spectacular views, but the house? Oy vey.

Dated and vulgar, not even taking any of the "decor" into account. Looks like a cross between a (somewhat upscale) Central American resort & an evil genius' lair.

Love, love, love the Miami place, however.

Anonymous said...

My neighbor makes more than Bosh does in the NBA and spends nothing like he does on real estate. This is drunken idiotic spending on Bosh's part. One will be broke at the end of his career and one will be rich. Hint, it won't be Bosh.

Anonymous said...

Why do some of these expensive properties look very generic? Mostly they are caricatures of what a little kid might think a rich person's house is and of what an uninspired developer thinks a rich person's house is...bluck!

Anonymous said...

The house is... not attractive, but it seems like he got the place for a good deal.

Anonymous said...

The master suite almost appears to be furnished with a Murphy bed. Terribly chic by Trenton standards! And a recamier in the dressing room? The Rabbi has abiding empathy for those experiencing dressing as a thoroughly exhaustive activity. Finally, the Rabbi is enamored with the Miami Beach modern mansion, and not in the least for its resemblance to Neiman Marcus branch stores from coast to coast!

Rabbi Hadassah LaCasa
Garden State Plaza Shopping Center

Anonymous said...

As an avid reader, Bosh also regularly speaks to groups of children about the benefits of reading,... In November 2008, Bosh pledged to donate $75,000 to the Boys and Girls Clubs of Canada.--from Wikipedia.

I bet that gift, if made, really dented his pocketbook but good. Imagine the generosity: $75,000! I'd be curious to know what he "avidly" reads. I could guess, but that would not be fair.

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Anonymous said...

Confidential to 9:53 p.m.

Along with $75,000, Bosh donated all of his avidly read books, previously shelved adjacent to the Murphy bed, to the Boys and Girls Club of Canada.

Studly Tower
Trenton Free Library

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