Friday, April 6, 2007

Russell and Kimora Lee's Love Nest

SELLERS: Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons
LOCATION: Saddle River, NJ
PRICE: $19,888,000 (reduced from $23,888,000)
SIZE: 35,000 square feet, 10 bedrooms, 8 full and 3 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: This majestic palatial gated Estate is set on four lush landscaped park-like acres is the epitome of grand style living! The European Limestone Manor home features ten bedrooms, eight full and three half baths, approximately 35,000 square feet of timeless beauty, indoor and outdoor swimming pools with waterfalls, caves, Jacuzzi, cabana with bar, his and hers bathrooms, fabulous movie theater with ticket taker, popcorn machine, professional gymnasium, large wine cellar with sit down tasting area, separate catering kitchen, sophisticated security system with cameras and so much more!

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Children, we are pleased to announce that Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons are selling their uber-palatial monster mansion in Saddle Lakes, New Jersey. Sachel Souschef, one of Your Mama's readers, kindly tipped us off to this listing, so we would like for all the children to give her a round of applause.

We were going to write a long essay about the high-drama life of these two, their impending dee-vorce, how much we respect Russell and are repelled by Kimora, but we decided these two have been through the gossip mill and seriously, these pictures speak for themselves.

This over-the-top vulgar display of wealth is the prototypical Great Gatsby American Dream. Children there is not a speck of modesty in this home. How do we feel about that and what does that say about our culture?

When we have a bit more time we may come back and peck and feed on the naked and raw ostentation of the house, but for now, we are flabbergasted and speechless.

Source: Sotheby's

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, poor Kimora. Now she can't make poo poo platters in her Sheryl Wagner toilet. So pitiful!

Anonymous said...

Damn, how much is it going to cost to deskankify that place?

Anonymous said...

It's so unbelievably vile & it's in Jersey! Enough said!

Anonymous said...

Very Jersey mallrat with some cash.

Natalee said...

Oh! I remember seeing this on MTV's "Cribs", and was astounded at the tackiness that is Kimora's taste in decor.

Anonymous said...

Oh My GAWD! Talk about tacky, euch.

Anonymous said...

What do you expect ... Have you witnessed her fashion line!

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Saddam had a palace in suburban New Jersey.

Anonymous said...

I love it and I would totally buy that place! I guess I like tacky shit... lol

Anonymous said...

What's a shame is that this was the home that they purchased after the events of 9/11 destroyed their TriBeCa penthouse. The apartment beautiful. Very undestated and elegant, but was succeeded by this ostentatious bleh.

Fredericka said...

Very Scarface, isn't it? But with a touch of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Positively repellant.

LJMIDDLETON77 said...

You can you please quit being so ingorant. I would like to see some of you dum dums embrace other's peoples' success and talents. So what if you don't like the way she set up her $24 MILLION DOLLAR HOME AT LEAST SHE CAN AFFORD IT.

Anonymous said...

They live in Saddle River not Saddle Lakes! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU DAMMIT!

Dr Qui said...

did you see the palace vases,not antique,and very Dim Sum Pallace!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That is not tacky your just mad because yau cant AFFORD it.

Anonymous said...

you guys are all asses, first off, you don't know anything about what your talking about. I live near them and they are a nice family, despite the TV show and theres a reason why the most successful people live in jersey and not in the shit-hole of any other (your) state.

Anonymous said...

Kimora is AMAZING. she doesnt need Russle to be successful. That house is better then any shit hole any of you live in. GO KIMORA!

lilkunta said...

it is almost a year later (sun 22 feb 9). is this house still for sale? probably yes since we're in an economic recssion.

plsuI read on here that K put the Cali house she just bought up 4 sale.

U think she is planning on buying a house 2 live in w Djimon?

bhravo said...

Why on earth would she even consider naming her son with another man after her ex-husband? Am I in the twilight zone or something?

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Anonymous said...

Her son is not named russell. Why do u say he's named after her x-hubby? What shocked me is that it is 40,000 sqft on only 4 acres.