Friday, May 25, 2007

Your Mama Would Like to Wish...

...All the children a very happy and safe Memorial Day Weekend. Your Mama really hasn't a clue what we're all supposed to be memorializing, but Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter are taking this opportunity to spend a few days in a beachfront shack staring at the water and watching our little bitches Linda and Beverly sun their long bodies on the hot sand.

We got The Chicken and one of her kooky friends coming out for the weekend, and we intend to work those two like poorly treated house maids in exchange for providing them with a place to sleep so close to the water you can smell the salt.

We do not expect to be blogging again until next Tuesday. But one never knows. Your Mama just might get a bug in our bonnet to blog and post something before then. Otherwise we'll be back on Tuesday with heaps more celebrity real estate pornography.

Bye now...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thankyou, Your Mama. Wishing you, the family, and guests a lovely and safe Memorial Day Weekend too.

Anonymous said...

Ahh! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO UNTIL TUESDAY!!!!!!! lol. Have a great weekend in the Hamptons (I assume).

nanc' said...

Oh Mama! What will we do without you all weekend?? Wait for your return, obviously. Have a great time!

Toby said...

I don't know if im your only swedish fan, but it's 12:14 a.m over here now... and still no new post from you?! :)

Anonymous said...

I love your site, but what is he point of writing "your mama" in every sentence?
It's annoying and not funny.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up, if you don't like it then stay off the site you fucking asshole! No one likes you, you're annoying and not funny you stupid bitch.

poo said...

Hope you had a great weekend Mama!! I spent the weekend at the beach with the whole extended family. I can't wait till your back!!

Anonymous said...

If you really don't have a "clue" as to what you were supposed to be memoralizing this past weekend, please go to a 200 acre site in Virginia once owned by Robert E. Lee and is now a "Garden of Stone" for over 300,000 who gave what Lincoln called, "Their last full measure." The place is called Arlington but I don't suppose we'll see any pictures of that site on this blog...