Thursday, December 21, 2006

Brits New Beverly Hills Pad


BUYER: Britney Spears
LOCATION: Summit Circle, Beverly Hills, CA
PRICE: list price $7,200,000
SIZE: 7,400 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 baths
DESCRIPTION: The enchanting Italian Renaissance Villa blends traditional old world charm with today's state-of-the-art amenities. With over 7,400 square feet, the expansive floor plan features 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms, foyer and living room with 2-story high ceiling and a minstrel like balcony, an office, media room, den and attached maid's quarters. The master suite opens to the romantic balcony that gazes out over a lush yard. A comfortable family room opens to gourmet chef's kitchen comple with an inviting breakfast nook.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: As you all know from our previous posting (Britney moves to Beverly Hills) and various other reports plastered all over the web and tabloid pages, Miss Britney Spears has vacated her Malibu mansion and decamped with her babies to a new home in the Hills of Beverly.

And finally Your Mama has located a few more photos of Brit Brit's new home. We managed to track down the listing for the property which was through Coldwell Banker in Studio City. While everyone here at the Real Estalker is thrilled that Miss Spears in moving on from that KFed person (if not from her well-documented white trash ways), we have to say, we're a little disappointed really. For this amount of money we were expecting something a little less upscale Bakersfield tract home and a little more fading pop star princess palace.

We have the actual house number for this property, but given the amount of paparazzi that follows this poor gal around, and the number of freaky "fans" she has tailing her, Your Mama thinks it's best we just keep it to ourselves.

It's being rumored now that because of all the vagina flashing and public drunkeness Miss Spears' own mama is thinking it wasn't such a good idea to leave the wannabe white rapper. Your Mama maintains getting away from this resource drain was a good thing. But Britney, girl, please, now that you have this new home, please stay in it with your babies every now and then. Invite your gay dancer boyfriends and that party-friendly Paris Hilton over for an in-house soiree. This way if you feel like showing everybody your hoo-ha or getting upsettingly drunk and smoking 42 cigarettes, no one but your pals will know and there will be no photo documentation in the tabs. You need to get smart about this girl or you're going to start running through your money like that ex-husband of yours.

1 comment:

Bally said...

I have to say, I'm really disappointed in this house. I was expecting something bigger.

Is it just me, or does the kitchen look cramped?

Love your blog. Keep that real estate porn coming!