Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Afternoon Tidbit (Two of Three): Update Rachel Uchitel

Just in case her 15 minutes are not quite up...

She may have had to hand back the $8-10,000,000 hush money she was paid by her philandering former lover Tiger Woods because she broke the silence the millions were supposed to buy but, according the the peeps at gossip juggernaut TMZ, VIP hostess turned short-term reality tee-vee denizen Rachel Uchitel just hauled in $330,000 on the sale of a New York City apartment she bought last year.

P.S. We're not even going to mention that dreadful carved wood giraffe standing up over there against the wall because it's giving Your Mama a burning moment of heebie-jeebies that someone would actually think to stick that thing there like it's day-core.

listing photo: Sotheby's International Realty

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yah, that giraffe is awful. Would have thought she'd have chosen a tiger instead.

Those look like book safes.

Lady J

Jane Kilpatrick Schott said...

Visions of Deep Throat?

Semilla Smartypants said...

That giraffe...looks like something you'd find at World Market amidst the Pinot Grigio...

acadykademic said...

There's no accounting for terrible taste in day-core. Money can't buy it, baby.

lil' gay boy said...

It resembles the adult versions of Highlights Magazine ––– how many wrong things can you find & circle with your No. 2 pencil?

Anonymous said...

low rent..

Anonymous said...

$300,000 profit on apartment, $10 million loss on hush money.

This chick is a supreme idiot.

She could have put that money into investments and made $500,000 to a million dollars a year on interest and be set for life.

Oh well, time to get back on her knees and do what she does best.

hippie canyon said...

This looks like the employee's lounge at FAO. PS: "Highlights" magazine. For a second there I envisioned some tacky magazine you'd see at the hair salon. Then I had this horrific flashback to my youth. Good one LGB.

Anonymous said...

MY GOD PEOPLE ...
It's DÉCOR, NOT "DAY-CORE". You make yourselves look like idiots to first write... then agree by responding with such an obvious error in the English language. I suppose you write "thanx" and "lite", too. If you are going to write a blog... you might want to use your spell-checker and a thesaurus.

Anonymous said...

Anony at 6:45am, I may be having a pre-senior moment, but, please tell me you are attempting humor via irony. Please. Otherwise, well, there's really no helping you is there?

Rosco Mare said...

To Anon 6:45

Pick, pick, pick...
Have you checked your own punctuation?
Periods and commas should be placed within quotation marks, not outside of them at the end of a sentence. Okaaaaay?!