Wednesday, June 20, 2007

UPDATE: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

Today Your Mama was contacted by one of our British readers who linked us over to an article in todays edition of The Sun, one of the UK's naughtiest and most aggressive tabs owned by media tycoon Rupert Murdoch. The article reports that the Osbournes have SOLD their Beverly Hills mansion to durty songbird Christina Aguilera and her huzband Jordan Bratman.

All news to Your Mama and our extremely well informed contacts who all knew the house was for sale, but none were aware of such a high profile purchase. We remain skeptical of the report.

We can understand shy X-tina chose to sell her Mulholland Estates house and move over to the Hollywood Hills, as she did in 2001 when she bought a house that real people Byron Allen renovated and flipped. But doesn't it seem a wee bit strange to all the children that Miss Durty, who seem to appreciate her privacy, would pruchase a house crawling with Japanese tourists brought in on buses hoping to catch a glimpse of one of the Osbournes as they slide out of their driveway in one of their pimped out rides?

The Sun also reports that the couple have purchased a new, smaller house on a larger lot in a gated community. Are the Osbournes headed for The Summit? Mulholland Estates? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

12 comments:

Jason the Death Ant said...

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Anonymous said...

Why the hell would Aguilera buy that house? Her house she has now is much, much more awesome.

Anonymous said...

Though the Osbourne house is beautiful [outside!] I doubt it ... The Sun isn't known for it's accuracy! Mama, wasn't Christinas house renovated by the developer Stephen Hermann? Byron Allen also purchased one of Hermanns developments a few years back on Nightingale thats currently for sale - right?

P.S - Sharon above Mulholland? I don't think so!

Anonymous said...

Yes Christina's house was done by Stephen Hermann.

Anonymous said...

Doheny Rd TO The Summit / Mulholland Estates - Hahahahaha!

Jordy said...

I liked her older home much more.

Anonymous said...

Can anyone provide a link to Christina's house that was done by Stephen Hermann? I've never seen it, thanks.

Anonymous said...

This purchase sure seems to be the word on the street. Do a Google search for 'Christina buys Osbourne house' and you'll find loads of new articles saying the same thing. Apparently Ozzy & Sharon revealed the sale during a recent radio interview.

Anonymous said...

US Magazine online is reporting something similiar, citing that Aguilera presented the Osbournes with an 'offer'.

"Us Weekly has learned that Christina Aguilera, 26, and husband Jordan Bratman, 30, have made an offer on Ozzy Osbourne’s six-bedroom, seven-bathroom Beverly Hills mansion."

Anonymous said...

Just cuz she made "an offer" doesn't mean she's gonna LIVE there.

Anonymous said...

I heart naked sundays!!!

Anonymous said...

The Sun, UK News Paper

Reported Osbournes have SOLD their Beverly Hills mansion to Christina Aguuilera

Real Estalker remains skeptical of the report

The sun also reports that the couple have purchased a new, smaller house on a larger lot in a gated community. Bueller? Bueller?...

The Sun is spot on celeb purchases well before most... just a note x