Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Tuesday Tidbit: Kim and Kanye House Hunt in Miami

Word on the celebrity real estate street is that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were out peeping on some posh and pricey properties in Miami Beach, FL yesterday.

Your Mama—who does not know a a Gerbera Daisy from the Gerber baby—has no idea if the perpetually pap-trailed publicity magnets are just looking for a little free press to keep their fame flame aglow, if their just looking for a multi-million dollar part-time love shack or if they plan to settle their high-maintenance selves down and make babies (or whatever) in the high-energy, multi-culti mosh pit that is Miami Beach.

Call us a cynic—and we have been called far worse—but would any of the piglets be surprised if this here house hunt was taped for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, one of Kimmy K's several reality program? Or of, instead of a nest to feather with K.W., she was just looking to lease a big ol' house to camp out in while filming said reality program? Well, we certainly wouldn't be surprised but, truth is, trying to figure out the difference between what is real and what is reality t.v. with these two—particularly with her—is like a trout trying to solve a damn Rubic's cube. It just can't be done.

Anyhoo, we spent a few minutes looking around to see if we could suss out which property or properties the couple toured—they reportedly checked out four water front properties priced between 7 and 10 million clams—but turned up empty handed. We'll have another look around and see what we can turn up or—better yet—maybe one of the better informed children down in Miami Beach will give Your Mama a ringy-dingy and clue us in. How's that sound?

The big-bootied amateur porn star turned gossip glossy staple and reality television supernova Kimmy K. owns a faux-Spanish mini-mansion in Beverly Hills she bought in February 2010 for $3,400,000 and the even bigger ego-ed Mister West owns an art-filled, multi-story hillside residence just above Hollywood that he bought in December 2003 for $1,750,000 and briefly had on the market in spring 2010 with a $3,995,000 price tag. Since at least the mid-Aughts fashion-obsessed Mister West has also maintained an apartment in New York City where he combined a two modestly sized units in a swank SoHo apartment house that he had worked over in an aggressively minimalist fashion by conceptual Italian architect Claudio Silvestrin.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

If ever two people deserved each other..

Petra's said...

Didn't Kanye buy a fixer in the flats of BH awhile ago? Or did I imagine that?

This is one of the reasons I love me some America: one of our most well-known "stars" is famous for nothing more than having Brobdingnagian backside. I suspect she could rent that overgrown booty as a spare airplane hangar if necessary.

Anonymous said...

This "relationship" is sooooo fake. Guuuuuuurl please. You're not fooling anyone.

Anonymous said...

Recent weight gain + house hunting = preggers? But I'm not one to gossip so you didn't hear that from ME ;)

Jesse said...

How much does Kanye pay Kim to be his beard?

Anonymous said...



When looking for a new house top 6 amentities Kim Khardashian and Kanye consider

1. Can I add plus size arse toilets?

2. Nooks for Video Cameras for Sexcapades?

3. Garish/Flamboyant to the 9s?

4. Mirrors Mirrors Everywhere?

5. Stripper Poles?

6. Faux Everything?

Anonymous said...

He bought a tear down and tried to sell it for something absolutely ridiculous. It was on this site

Anonymous said...

She's a cunt and he's an asshole, a perfect pairing.

Anonymous said...

To " Anonymous Anonymous said
October 9, 2012 3:27 PM"

Calm down "mary", that anger is so bad for your E.D.

Anonymous said...

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,out there, I mean - gross.

Look! She's just so ... black!

Steve Mawson said...

Mumsie...I've been waiting and waiting....but alas, no wicked comment from you [that I've seen] about Tova Bognine hefting Ernie's house on the market, when he's still warm in the grave !

http://curbed.com/archives/2012/09/26/the-ernest-borgnine-estate-listed-for-first-time-in-60-years.php

Beuhler ?

Anonymous said...

W H O R E

Carla In California said...

In defense of Tova, I wouldn't want to stay in a house that reminds me of a lost loved one that lasted over a half century. The memories would be too painful. I would move away and let the realtors take care of business in hopes that another family will enjoy what was once a very loving home.

Anonymous said...

Kanye sold that fixer in 2008 before the market crashed. Made a decent profit on it too.

Anonymous said...

Leave Tova alone! They had one of the most enduring marriages in Hollywood. She was very successful on her own, in her beauty business. The house is hers to do what she likes. Back off!

Anonymous said...

No one actually believes that he is straight, do they?

Anonymous said...

"No one actually believes he's straight.". Ernest or Kanye?

Candy Spelling said...

Must be Kanye because Ernest is no longer with us... RIP.

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