...Your Mama makes our debut on National TV. We'll be seen as a talking head on VH1's "The Fabulous Life Presents..." at 9pm EST. Check your local listings.
Some of you just might be in for a little surprise.
Yay....I have just recently found your blog and now I am an addict. Do you have a name they will call you or do they refer to you as "The Real Estalker" Love it!!
I saw the episode (it was on VH1 Classics already). Now that we know who you are, can we dispense with the chitlins and Lawd chilren? And the Royal We?
But it is on at 9 PM EDT (Eastern Daylight Time), not 9 EST (Eastern Standard Time), which is an hour different. There are still a handful of places in that observe EST during the summer (meaning they keep the same time the whole year, don't move their clocks ahead an hour in spring) - they are on EST still. But the whole East Coast is on EDT now.
comeeee onnn... i need to pee.. 20 minutes into it and still no mama. even the good people at curbed.LA have a special posting for this mama unvailing... will the real mama PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!
Well of course Mark David is gay. No straight person around would be able to write the stuff that Your Mama does. The question is: what's Mark's *real* name????
OK Mama, you're younger and WHITER than I expected but what about the "southern roots'? Regardless, I love ya! Give Dr. Cooter and the long-bodied bitches a big ol' hug from me!
Just so you know, Mama, I have friends spanning from The Bu to Pasadena texting me left and right about you. Talk of the town, my dear. We were all wondering whether you were a sassy little guy or a 250 lb 55 year old lady!
C'mon, Mark--out with it. What's yer real name. Better that you do it rather than your buddies giving you up (which is what's going to happen eventually!).....
i absolutely love this site, i didnt know there were so many other people fascinated by celebrity real estate like myself. It truly is like real estate porn ;)
Wow... The writing voice does not come close to the perceived physical individual. "Mark" was great but the show was only OK. It was cool to see some more shots of the Portobello.
Well I think you are adorable.Don't you dare drop that Southern accent, Mama. I love your writing and hope you won't change a thing, though I would love to see a pic of Dr. Cooter and your lovely self but only because I'm nosey that way.
I just saw YOUR MAMA on VH1!! I always imagined that YOUR MAMA was the love child of Dionne Warwick and the dearly departed Merv Griffin. But now I know that he is just a good lookin' cracker like myself! Keep up the good work YOUR MAMA!!! We love you.
Post it on you tube, PLEASE. And then link it up. I'm just astounded that Your Mama isn't a pretty little white bitch from Lun Guy Land, which is how I always pictured her/him.
Mama, please don't change a thing. I can put it out of my mind that you are a hot white man. Dr. Cooter better watch out. Miss Bass might be taking you up on that offer to find him a nice gay decorator now that he knows what you look like.
Pretty please, someone, describe the show until someone posts a vid. What exactly did Mama talk about? I need a play-by-play. Need. Not want. Need. Those of us of the non-american persuasion are feeling like the red-headed step-child of this family just about now. Come on, Mama, share your lovin' all 'round.
Lita Fjord, there's really not alot to tell. It was more a chance to glimpse and hear our 'Mama'. The guest speaker talking heads the show injected into the series of home tours were very sparing and short lived, more like quick snippets you could easily miss if your attention got distracted for a moment. I found it somewhat annoying. The new buzzsaw editing style that has taken over TV reality shows drives me nuts at times.
Mama, I felt like a proud mama seeing you on tv last night. I have become completly addicted to your site. I hope you keep up the great and entertaining work! Lots of love.
It's been a whirlwind of excitement this last 24 hours Mama and I still find myself reaching for the smelling salts!Keep giving us all the filthy dirt you can scrape up!We looooooooooooooooove YOU!
Maybe I've been gay too long, but even from the first sentence I read on this blog I knew Mama was hot, white gay man. Were people really expecting some Aunt Jemima looking sistah?
Dang! I'm meeting a friend for a movie tonight! Please post on youtube! I'm dying to see what Mama looks like.
ReplyDeleteGreat news mama! The time listed in the announcement says '9m'. Is that 9 am or pm, and what time zone is that in? Many thanks :)
ReplyDeleteNO!!! I just left N.Y last night & now in Europe so gonna miss it ... Can you please post a link to youtube once it's been aired - Thanks mama
ReplyDeleteI would love it if mama turned out to be a fab-u-lous homo.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the announcement corretion Mama :)
ReplyDeleteDefinetly a guy, of the chelsea persuasion.
ReplyDeleteObviously!
ReplyDeleteIf you're who I think you are, I won't be surprised one little bit. and if you're not, I'll be really disappointed.
ReplyDeleteEEEE! I'm so excited I could just pee! By surprised, do you mean you aren't a fabulously-groomed, gay Black man?? We shall see!
ReplyDeletePeople Mama could be:
ReplyDeletea 400-lb international jetsetter
Perez Hilton
Posh Spice's little sister
Macaulay Culkin
CEO of a Fortune 400 company
one of the Village People
Dang it Mama! Now you've got me thinkin' you're ME; a 40-something, lightly-tanned, white woman with southern roots.
ReplyDeleteYou're killin' me here!
GO MAMA! "SING OUT LOUISE" - AS MAMA ROSE WOULD SAY. IT'S YOUR TIME - CONGRADS!
ReplyDeleteYay....I have just recently found your blog and now I am an addict. Do you have a name they will call you or do they refer to you as "The Real Estalker" Love it!!
ReplyDeleteI saw the episode (it was on VH1 Classics already). Now that we know who you are, can we dispense with the chitlins and Lawd chilren? And the Royal We?
ReplyDeleteDo they say "break a leg" for TV appearances? If so, break a leg Mama. That's terrific news!
ReplyDeleteI hope someone gets this on YouTube.com 'cause I won't get a chance to watch either.
Oh no...when I see Mama...I will know I am adopted!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see it!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Mama, but pleasepleasePLEASE don't ever stop writing this blog!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, looking forward to it.
ReplyDeleteBut it is on at 9 PM EDT (Eastern Daylight Time), not 9 EST (Eastern Standard Time), which is an hour different. There are still a handful of places in that observe EST during the summer (meaning they keep the same time the whole year, don't move their clocks ahead an hour in spring) - they are on EST still. But the whole East Coast is on EDT now.
Someone PLEASE put it on YouTube!! I won't be able to see it and want to see who Mama really is!
ReplyDeleteI just peed a little!
ReplyDeleteYour mama's mama will ceretinly be watching!
ReplyDeleteOy! Do I have to watch the whole episode to see you? That might not be possible.
ReplyDeleteI will need a BIG joint!
ReplyDeleteSweet Fancy Moses! My TiVo is set. First the NYT, now this. I need to sit a spell, lest I get the vapors!
ReplyDeletePerhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones
ReplyDeleteIt's 8.16pm and I'm quivering with anticipation!
ReplyDeleteim set tivo wise. I bet Mama is a man and is 5"10 and 275 pounds. or maybe mama looks just like paris hilton...
ReplyDelete10 minutes into it... still no mama. but plenty of wasteful money.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please post a recap for those of us in Europe?
ReplyDeletecomeeee onnn... i need to pee.. 20 minutes into it and still no mama. even the good people at curbed.LA have a special posting for this mama unvailing... will the real mama PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP!
ReplyDeleteMark David.. seems to be a gay man.. thats our MAMA!
ReplyDeleteWell of course Mark David is gay. No straight person around would be able to write the stuff that Your Mama does. The question is: what's Mark's *real* name????
ReplyDeleteCute, too!
ReplyDeleteway to go mama... you were great!
ReplyDeleteOK Mama, you're younger and WHITER than I expected but what about the "southern roots'? Regardless, I love ya! Give Dr. Cooter and the long-bodied bitches a big ol' hug from me!
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ReplyDeleteGO HERE TO SEE MAMA!
CONGRATULATIONS MARK!
ReplyDeleteJust saw your other site, IMPRESSED would be an understatement...
Then again, CONGRATS!!!
Just so you know, Mama, I have friends spanning from The Bu to Pasadena texting me left and right about you. Talk of the town, my dear. We were all wondering whether you were a sassy little guy or a 250 lb 55 year old lady!
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Mark--out with it. What's yer real name. Better that you do it rather than your buddies giving you up (which is what's going to happen eventually!).....
ReplyDeletei absolutely love this site, i didnt know there were so many other people fascinated by celebrity real estate like myself. It truly is like real estate porn ;)
ReplyDeleteI, too, just came across this web site and absolutely adore it. As a true southern girl, I can pass judgement on your roots: you're a peach.
ReplyDeleteA star is born!
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Part of the url got cut off so anyone trying to see the photo, the end part is:
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WhoooooHoooooo Love Ya Mama
I'm not fully recovered from all the excitment Mama!
ReplyDeleteIt 's too much!
Wow... The writing voice does not come close to the perceived physical individual. "Mark" was great but the show was only OK. It was cool to see some more shots of the Portobello.
ReplyDeleteWell I think you are adorable.Don't you dare drop that Southern accent, Mama. I love your writing and hope you won't change a thing, though I would love to see a pic of Dr. Cooter and your lovely self but only because I'm nosey that way.
ReplyDeleteI just saw YOUR MAMA on VH1!! I always imagined that YOUR MAMA was the love child of Dionne Warwick and the dearly departed Merv Griffin. But now I know that he is just a good lookin' cracker like myself! Keep up the good work YOUR MAMA!!! We love you.
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I kinda liked it when I believed Your Mama was a sassy large lady.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, love this blog.
Post it on you tube, PLEASE. And then link it up. I'm just astounded that Your Mama isn't a pretty little white bitch from Lun Guy Land, which is how I always pictured her/him.
ReplyDeleteMama, please don't change a thing. I can put it out of my mind that you are a hot white man. Dr. Cooter better watch out. Miss Bass might be taking you up on that offer to find him a nice gay decorator now that he knows what you look like.
ReplyDeletePretty please, someone, describe the show until someone posts a vid. What exactly did Mama talk about? I need a play-by-play. Need. Not want. Need. Those of us of the non-american persuasion are feeling like the red-headed step-child of this family just about now. Come on, Mama, share your lovin' all 'round.
ReplyDeleteNot how I pictured you at all, but I still love you, Mama!
ReplyDeleteLita Fjord, there's really not alot to tell. It was more a chance to glimpse and hear our 'Mama'. The guest speaker talking heads the show injected into the series of home tours were very sparing and short lived, more like quick snippets you could easily miss if your attention got distracted for a moment. I found it somewhat annoying. The new buzzsaw editing style that has taken over TV reality shows drives me nuts at times.
ReplyDeleteMama, I felt like a proud mama seeing you on tv last night. I have become completly addicted to your site. I hope you keep up the great and entertaining work! Lots of love.
ReplyDeleteYou? Are adorable! I expected you to be a little more poof and extravagant - - but no denying how cute you are!
ReplyDeleteThis is such a fun blog, and now your Southern Mama Charm is even more funny.
It's been a whirlwind of excitement this last 24 hours Mama and I still find myself reaching for the smelling salts!Keep giving us all the filthy dirt you can scrape up!We looooooooooooooooove YOU!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I've been gay too long, but even from the first sentence I read on this blog I knew Mama was hot, white gay man. Were people really expecting some Aunt Jemima looking sistah?
ReplyDeleteMama is keeping VERY quiet about last nignts "show".Mama the children want to know more!Like is that your real name?
ReplyDeleteIf you Goggle Mark David Realestalker, you will see links to article's where Mama says Mark David is a pseudonym.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Momma knows that we'd be like the celebrity home lookie loos and come to pay Momma a visit.
ReplyDeleteI'm just enjoying what's written and giving Mama what all Mama's need. Time to their selves.
It was like finding out about Santa Claus--the mystery is gone. Sigh...........
ReplyDeleteHow cute you are. (Thanks for the link.) I couldn't make it past 20 minutes into the show, and so I missed you.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were a Jewish lady in her late 50s.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOODNESS! I would NEVER have guessed!!
ReplyDeleteYou are super cute though :-)
here is a quick youtube link..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vee7K7CbuOI
I waited at home and watched the whole program while I worked and somehow missed the appearance. Darn! Will you post it?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 8:26.
ReplyDeleteLook at the post before you. There is a youtube link. That would be 30% of Your Mama's appearance.
I've decided that there needs to be a show on E! or Bravo called The Real Estalker starring Mama, Dr. Cooter, and the bitches-Linda and Beverly.
none of the links work can you try again
ReplyDeletetell me about the Ripa renovation.....tell me about the ripa hampton house
ReplyDeletelookin good "mark"! i know your mama was real proud - it was the talk of our office! congrats!
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