Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter wish all the children the happiest of holidays and an even happier New Year filled with health, wealth and a bottomless pitcher of gin & tonics.
I find it shocking that there are not hundreds of greetings for Mama. She should be showered with good wishes from all those who visit this site.....simply shocking.
I just hope Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty keep on whispering in your delicate ear at night with those 'little dirty bird told me' inside details of the Zany World of House Couture!
Keep US all in stitches for times are scary and WE all look to you for a giggle!
Gurrrl I can't even tell you what the hell I'd do if one day I went to take a peek at the latest, juiciest real estate gossip, only to find that mama and cooter had packed up the louis vuittons to retire to a life of reading tawdry gossip rags and guzzling magnums of gin down your gullets.
Because honey, if this happens, I'll charter a G5 to LAX and track your asses down to smack some sense into a bitch. So pleez, keep up the good work!
Hope yall have a merry damn christmas and honey remember, don't overdo it with the eggnog because we all know there's nothin more pathetic than a boozed up queen singing santa baby in a cheetah print snuggie, while perched on top of Aunt Susan's steinway. Peace and blessings! xoxo
Merry Christmas Mamma, Dr. Cooter, and y'all's long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly, and lest I forget Svetlana! Thanks for your always entertaining and hilarious look at the way the other half live in their own rarefied world of, undeniably at times, Klassy fabulousness. May the new year find you innundated with juicy new real estate shenanigans and overwhelmed by a network bidding war over your inevitable rise to the broadcast media! Ooh wee gurl, it's gonna happen! Praise Jeezus! From your loyal servants, J&J, and our short bodied bitches Sophie Lou and Zo-Zo. And lest she forget, our house girl Consuela.
A very happy, healthy New Year to you and yours Mama! Thanks for the delicious real estate gossip and stellar prose. Rest up over the holidays and come out with the gin and tonics blazing in 2010!!!
Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter wish all the children the happiest of holidays and an even happier New Year filled with health, wealth and a bottomless pitcher of gin & tonics.
Merry Christmas to you Mama and Dr. Cooter!
ReplyDeleteMama, you're the joy in my RSS feed every day of the year! I tip my bourbon & ginger ale to you, the Dr. Cooter, and all my fellow chirren!
ReplyDeleteHope y'all have a wunnerful holiday!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a fabulous year of real estate and here's looking forward to a shitload more in 2010! Holla!
Mama-
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you, Dr. Cooter, Linda and Beverly!
Love your Christmas card. Though for some odd reason, I've always pictured you as a broo-nette.
Cheers and lots of love
Rosco Mare
Happy Chriskwanzukha to you and the Coot!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, Happy Holidays.
ReplyDeleteNice photo. lol
I find it shocking that there are not hundreds of greetings for Mama. She should be showered with good wishes from all those who visit this site.....simply shocking.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!!! Love ya blog! ;D
ReplyDeleteThis is my favourite blog of them all! Happy Holiday to your and yours. Many Kisses from Toronto!!
ReplyDeletelovin you, Mama...ya badass!
ReplyDeletehappy holidays!
Babe
Dahlinks,
ReplyDeleteI just hope Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty keep on whispering in your delicate ear at night with those 'little dirty bird told me' inside details of the Zany World of House Couture!
Keep US all in stitches for times are scary and WE all look to you for a giggle!
xoxo,
Regina Joi
Gurrrl I can't even tell you what the hell I'd do if one day I went to take a peek at the latest, juiciest real estate gossip, only to find that mama and cooter had packed up the louis vuittons to retire to a life of reading tawdry gossip rags and guzzling magnums of gin down your gullets.
ReplyDeleteBecause honey, if this happens, I'll charter a G5 to LAX and track your asses down to smack some sense into a bitch. So pleez, keep up the good work!
Hope yall have a merry damn christmas and honey remember, don't overdo it with the eggnog because we all know there's nothin more pathetic than a boozed up queen singing santa baby in a cheetah print snuggie, while perched on top of Aunt Susan's steinway. Peace and blessings! xoxo
Happy Holidays, Mama!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Mamma, Dr. Cooter, and y'all's long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly, and lest I forget Svetlana!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your always entertaining and hilarious look at the way the other half live in their own rarefied world of, undeniably at times, Klassy fabulousness.
May the new year find you innundated with juicy new real estate shenanigans and overwhelmed by a network bidding war over your inevitable rise to the broadcast media! Ooh wee gurl, it's gonna happen! Praise Jeezus!
From your loyal servants, J&J, and our short bodied bitches Sophie Lou and Zo-Zo. And lest she forget, our house girl Consuela.
And those Christmas pictures are wrong in SO many ways! I think I might have pee'd myself a little
ReplyDeleteMerry Chirstmas, Mama.
ReplyDeleteSeems in all the greetings everybody forgot that nasty pussycat Sugar.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays, Sugar...meow.
Merry Christmas to you Mama and the Dr Cooter. You make the day a little more bearable. Thank you for all you do to entertain the children.
ReplyDeleteDear Mama, here is to you and to triple-distilled spirits everywhere
ReplyDeleteLove always
Flora
Merry Christmas to you! Hope you are enjoying your break.
ReplyDeleteSarah in AUS
Ok Mama, I think your vacation has lasted long enough... the children are craving some new dirt!
ReplyDeleteBah Humbug! And those pictures are more than a little disturbing.
ReplyDeleteps: Great blog, keep up the good work. :)
Here's to a gin soaked Hanukkah and a Happy New Year.
ReplyDeletePlease provide an explanation for the mannequin. Its expression is mortifying.
My verification is a exhortation for the new year: mogym
A very happy, healthy New Year to you and yours Mama! Thanks for the delicious real estate gossip and stellar prose. Rest up over the holidays and come out with the gin and tonics blazing in 2010!!!
ReplyDeleteA BIG THANK YOU to Mama for yet another year of laughs.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the next round.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.....y'all!