Listen chickens, we're taking the damn day off.
Try to contain your anger or at least di-rect it someplace else because we do not want to hear it or read it in some crazy rant that a couple of you like to send Your Mama.
Why not head over to this Facebook page one of Your Mama's children in the UK set up and have a discussion on the benefits of xeriscaping, why you do or do not eat meat and what color is y'all's favorite color..
We should be back to having a regular interweb connection sometime over the weekend.
Be good and don't make Your Mama have to get out the damn wooden spoon.
Bye.
good, we dont want ya here
ReplyDeleteget a life "Dr.Laura"
Good morning everyone........... Peggy Gold of Uptown Girl realty. Mama has asked me to fill in for her today and keep the site open while she takes a much needed vaction.
ReplyDeleteOur first featured home will be a small rental where ali mcgraws son Josh was attacked by a crossdressing heterosexual crack addict. Joshs screams to his landlord..no, its a man, i mean a woman, with a knife. to his landlord.
2nd home recent celebrity lease sunset strip where this cashed up music moguel left behind size 13 white disco hooker pumps (identical to those that got the murdering preachers wife off all charges..."he made me wear them nightly"But on the stand, Mary Winkler described a hellish 10-year marriage during which, she said, her husband struck her, screamed at her, criticized her and blamed her when things went wrong. She said he made her watch pornography and wear "slutty" costumes for sex, and that he forced her to submit to sex acts that made her uncomfortable.http://womensspace.wordpress.com/2007/04/19/the-terrorizing-of-mary-winkler/
I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you are "thinking too much"
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Dr. Casey; You never were much of a surgeon and you always tried to steal the limelight.......get the hell off this site! It is my territory. Get it? Got it?....good!
ReplyDeleteGood Lord. Did Sventlana make the oatmeal with Mama's gin again this morning? Better hope it can be blamed on Sventlana or Mama will be beating you children into next year.
ReplyDeleteDr. Casey: It hurts when I do this.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day off.
ReplyDeleteI must have missed the notice that we were taking a field trip to the zoo today.
ReplyDelete11:50, you give yourself too much credit if you imagined I was singling you out. You are merely one among a number of freaks on parade today.
ReplyDeleteNorth Canon drive? I thought she, doris day sold that house... or was it cresent drive? is doris still peeing on hookers? she is a bit old for that no? I love it when mamas gone, its like a house with no baby sitter,,,,,, I hope Mr. French doesnt show up and beat the bad little kiddies
ReplyDeletenow I must figure out what celeb lives on canon and pees on hookers, lets have a contest the winner gets a door, or even a whore prize? the clock is sticking, who pees on hookers on cannon drive? hmmm, second place is who dresses up like a little girl and likes mean bad straight men to spank him/her at her colonial home on st.ives?
Hello, peggy, mamma? can anyone help me locate mommma? This is twynika bugatti, I work for sassy lady realty, a division of Uptown lady properties. I have a client in from atlanta who is looking for something very "bobby brown" ... I was aware of a crack den that existed off doheny and shoreham until it sold in foreclosure last month. Do any of you hottie tottie los angeles girls have the up and twitty on a similar pad avail for lease ... for one week only?
ReplyDeleteMama, I don't know WHAT gets into da chirren when you go and and take da day off. Good Lawd a-mighty! Dey musta done got in tu dat Jesus juice again. Oh, Lawd! Mercy.
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:37, I for one 'got' your sarcasm and thought it was pretty funny. Other than that, the inmates seem to be running the asylum today...
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know a inhouse brothel in Beverly hills area? last I heard there was one on Alpine drive run out of a guest house with rear entry access.
ReplyDeleteIn the name of Karen Black, I rebuke thee!
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I dont know anything about the brothel on alpine, but i am all for any kind of rear access or rear entry......... gosh the day is almost over, momma will be back and i figure there is going to be some who get a harsh talking to, everyone misbehaved today while momma was gone and you are going to have to answer for that and Dr. cooter, is going to be one unhappy shooter............lordy, all you youngins disrepectin momma like that
ReplyDeleteThe pilot........what did she look like?
ReplyDeleteHarvey levin is the walter cronkite of the new generation and brittney spears is the golda meir of the new generation and paris hilton is the mother teresa of the new generation......
ReplyDeletebasically the new generation is really , totally, fucked up
oh, and angelina jolie is the last of the new generation frauds, they are all generic packages for anything of quality that used to exist. sad sad sad times........... everyone of them mimic anything and anyone of substances, cause they aint got none
hey does anyone know where I can purchase nude photos of harvey levin and josh flagg? both separate and together? I am working on a project and these items are needed immediately
ReplyDeletehope your weekend is fabu. i forgot to ask if you noticed that on Weeds, the house that Nancy's MexiStud, "Esteban Reyes" lives in the house that Jenji Cohen purchased whenever that was. love that! can one write that off??? xo
ReplyDeleteI simply can't believe how rude some of you people are!!! Let's show a little grace and decorum and make our mama proud. All of you potty mouths need a good washing out of the mouth with soap.
ReplyDeleteAnd to wish someone to die? Well, that is just beyond good taste and shows a little bit of mental retardation on your part. Thanks mama and hope you have a good rest/ We look forward to your return. (As for Josh Flagg nude....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
It's all you weird Californians ruining the comment thread.
ReplyDeleteLook at the damn architecture that californians have to live in...LOL
ReplyDeleteyes, its truly terrible arch here in california. we have all of those disgusting frank lloyd wright "shacks" many lautners, shindlers,
ReplyDeleteoh and that eyesore, hearst castle.
6:40am you are laughable, people who are jealous always try to put down california, what one cannot ignore is everyone and anyone who has the choice to live anywhere in the world......well, they live here...... so, explain that, if you check out the forbes 400 the largest number have homes and main residences here in california. especially souther ca. so that cannot be ignored.And they can live any damn place they wish
welcome back momma... oh, and a big thank you to peggy classy lady realty and tyneeka bugatti for looking after the site during your vacation
oh, and 6:40am........its truly beautiful day here again in los angeles, I think i might drive 5mins to breafast at bevhills hotel coffee shop then go another 5mins to old doheny ranch and see deer, 2mtn lions and incredible trails with views to the ocean, and then to pacific coast hwy to malibu for lunch over looking the surfers and pacific ocean.then home, and to dinner later sunset strip or hollywood........... so ........Mr. 6:40am...JUST BEAT IT, YA BEAT. JUST BEAT IT...... oh, and michael jackson just died down the street. AAAAAAAAH LOS ANGELES GOT TO LOVE IT
ReplyDeleteRonna............thou dost protest too much! And if you see Jeff Lewis and Mr. Landry out hitching you can pick them up.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that the organ grinder's monkey AKA Josh Flagg is being talked about?? That guy's a skeeve and completely unworthy of any sort of mention here on mama's site dammit. Put the trash where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is a "skeeve'
ReplyDeleteWell shit. When I saw 33 comments on this thread, I thought it was going to be some of the usual witty reparte I see here. Nope. Some jr. high idiot on summer vacation is having fun on posting under different names. I have my own kids on vacation at home and this is supposed to be my break from that! Come back Mama!! Or at least shut down the comments section in your absence.
ReplyDeleteliving in Los Angeles takes about 6 years of your life due to the pollution. Rich people live there only be it is USA and they are so narrow minded to consider living elsewhere. When Paris Hilton comes to London/Moscow she said LA nightlife is trash and I agree.
ReplyDeleteParis?!?Hilton?!?!? A mess with a messiah's message?? "LA nightlife is trash"?!? That's the best he/she/it could come up with?!? Who's dumber? Her, for saying that, or you, for quoting it?!?! LOL?!?!?
ReplyDeleteanon 10:55 .....please undertand that there are a few of us non jews remaining in town who have not escaped behind the "orange" curtain, yes we want to laugh and snort and kevetch over all of your wonderful and charming terms, and get true enjoyment off watching the larry david show with its hawking and kevetcing and schmecking and what ever else happens there,but be patient, it takes time to get down with all of your peoples charming slang terms. be patient please.
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:55: Take your meds. you seem to be too personally invested in this.
ReplyDeleteDamn..Someone is trying hard to get a flame war going in Mama's absence. Only 38 comments? Amateur. Go play in the middle of San Fernando Rd. with all the other trash.
ReplyDeleteAMERICA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. I HOPE OF NORTH KOREAN NUKE MISSLE HITS CALIFORNIA
ReplyDeleteAMERICA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. I HOPE OF NORTH KOREAN NUKE MISSLE HITS CALIFORNIA
AMERICA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. I HOPE OF NORTH KOREAN NUKE MISSLE HITS CALIFORNIA
AMERICA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. I HOPE OF NORTH KOREAN NUKE MISSLE HITS CALIFORNIA
Forget the damn wooden spoon.........this place needs a threshing machine.........a cotton gin.......a slow virus.........but somebody better stop this party before Mama pulls in the driveway. I hate having to mind the other kids. It is tough being the only mature one here.
ReplyDeleteDear 8:57.
ReplyDeleteYou can say all you want about your fancy architects...but it is still in California!!!! I live near the Luxembourg Gardens in Paris...come over and we will talk significant architecture!
Paris.............= snootyville
ReplyDeletelook, paris, new york, great, great places if you have tons of money ............. so you can get out of there, ........if you have to stay in paris or new york and you have middle class or lower class funds,,,, FORGET IT, both are like living in cesspools . los angeles, you can live a great life on little money.
ReplyDeleteWooden spoon? Don't make promises you won't keep, mama!
ReplyDeleteThe houses on the flats of Beverly Hills sux shit and are way overpriced. Why live on the flats when there is no view?
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh, 2:28. dont let the door hit YOUR FAT ASS on the way out. mama will be alot better off as will the rest of us if you waddle on over to another real estate site.........
ReplyDeletewe have just been nasty little kids while momma was away, lighten up have some fun. stop taking things so serious, you remind me of a couple of anal retentive old hag (male and female) hllywoodhills and bev hills realtors that spread their venom through out the neighborhoods... go do something good for youself, get a massage, or better yet, buy some sex. like that top producer bald guy does with teh funny little girly baseball caps he wears, but please do something to feel better about yourself,
Is that producer Opie.......does he really buy sex? I did hear that Don Henley likes to pee on whores.....but Opie buying sex......wow!
ReplyDeleteI like peeing on girls in my Bevely Hills mansion - I like to copy Don Simpson.
ReplyDeleteMama you should ditch writing about any transaction below $2m because it is damm boring!!. What REAL celebrity would live in a $2m pile?
Also American women who cannot fit in a size 12 jeans is a fat bitch and should never leave the house.
Hmmm.. Still not getting the fire going.
ReplyDeleteThe America/Korea was just lame and all caps made it seem desperate.
Dogging Paris. Rehash. Already tried to stir up sh*t with the anti-CA post. Didn't work.
Watersports? Really? True desperation.
In all, the rants/flames in the thread...a big yawn.
re:"A Concerned........" There is some validity to what was written but I don't think the fault is with Mumzie. If you look at the old posts, the houses were more interesting and worthy of the clever comments. The really fascinating properties were addressed by our diligent Maman. Many are stagnating on the market and I suspect the recent boring houses featured here are all that is currently available for discussion. I am a huge fan of this site and will continue to visit, although less often, solely to enjoy the truly funny and, yes, charming blurbs Mama composes. It never stops amazing me how many demanding people feel such an entitlement to daily output on this site. Remember it's a blog and not the healthcare system.
ReplyDeleteDo you people realize how badly you've all misbehaved. I'm almost scared to read what Mama is gonna write in response to all of this. This is really utter chaos lol. Mama, the children have misbehaved so badly, I suggest 80 lashing with a wet noodle each!
ReplyDeleteSt. Paul Snowman has hit the nail on the head - some fabulous real estate pornography doesn't come up every day - especially now. Time to enjoy mama's observations as she sees them and stop all the other observations that have no relevance.
ReplyDeleteWell, I find all of these comments and total madness of this site over the past 2 days to be simply reprehensible. I chose to visit mama and her lovely site at least once or twice per day just to sharpen my real estate talent and expertise so that I can be top notch when I am out there driving the twisted and bumpy roads of the hollywood hills, I have been away from civilization for a very long time and getting back into a career in real estate and earning a rather substantial income , I must credit Momma with all her help.
ReplyDeleteWEll..... rumor has it moma is NOT, I REPEAT NOT COMING BACK. My dear friend Mrs Drysdale heard from her neighbor Mrs Kravitz. That this latest episode has pushed momma over the top . You ungrateful little morons have truly done it this time. Its not like ANY OF YOU ever make and donations I sure. Momma just simply got tired of pullin this all off each day for a bunch of sassy little ingrats.....so, I hope you are all happy.
62 POSTS! This must be a record for Mama...and she's not even here!!! I, too, shudder to think what dear Mama is going to say about all of our behaviour without her supervision!
ReplyDeleteI was good mama.....really!!!!
Its way past the point of who was good and who was bad. Momma was so shocked at the numbers, the many , just outlandish and disrespectful posts. harvey levin is reporting on TMZ that momma in a a moment of sheer desperation and disappointment over her chillins behavior,she sold out to a large multinational corporation that plans to use her wonderful and creative little site to further the sales of their new Doggie bed slip covers for all those wanting a shabby chic look in puppy pads............ sad... a very sad ending and I hope all of you are just really disgusted with yourselfs. perhaps some generous donations at this point can get her to change her mind before the ink drys, but Dr. cooter apparently has already secured the last louis vuitton trunk to their Rambler roof rack. so you all better hurry.
ReplyDeleteOMG THIS IS MADNESS!
ReplyDeleteA) It's *MAMA*. Not "Momma". Bitches.
ReplyDeleteB) The chilrin have passed the 100 comment mark on more than one occasion and that was before all the loser TMZ & Perez Hilton rejects started coming around.
C) This isn't Mama's day job so STFU with the whining about the frequency of posts.
Rumour has it Mamma is going to charge $29.95 per month to access this site.
ReplyDeleteThis will get rid of people that live within four walls
Bravo St. Paul Snowman and 10:33. It needed to be said.
ReplyDeleteMama has educated us in luxury properties to a level we may have not otherwise fully reached. It's a personal treat to see the world through our Mama's eyes. She seldom falls off the radar and probably knows that at least two of her thousands of followers will emerge on queue with their disturbingly unmedicated rants. That's not a bad law of averages, but still a pity.
-- Signed, AKA your avian friend
Sandpiper......I know it must be you! The WWMD teeshirts should be back from the silkscreener on Wednesday for everyone who supports our Mama.
ReplyDeleteCaught me red-handed, Snowman. As long as we're "outing", my money is on LGB (my adorable LB) = 10:33; I just know it. Errr ... pretty sure at lease :)
ReplyDelete...typo... at least. Where did I put my readers?!
ReplyDeleteSorry Sandpiper, I'm 10:33 and while I am a LGB fan, I'm not him. Thanks for the compliment!
ReplyDeleteI am hoping LGB is making the Grand Tour of Europe in the Edwardian tradition using money he suddenly inherited from his curmudgeon Uncle Rupert. He doesn't seem the type to post as an anon. So let's hope he is eyeing the architecture of Florence or playing bridge with Lily Safra.
ReplyDeleteanybody wanna go have a few cocktails at Numbers?
ReplyDeleteHope you're enjoying the long weekend Mama. To those few jealous wannabe children, eat your hearts out. If this blog were anywhere near as bad as you try making it out to be, your persistance in coming back week after week only to register the same tired complaint makes no sense. Touche` and quit blaming Mama for your boring lives.
ReplyDeleteBoring life?? I think NOT!!!
ReplyDeleteNOW, I want to know why mamma has never featured my house on here?
http://kristinatsunami.blogspot.com/ HOUSE OF TSUSAMI
by twyneek bugatti
"I've got a knife here in my pocket book and I'm going to cut you up after class."
ReplyDeleteThank you So_ Shit_ darling.....please aim low, it will save me thousands in surgical costs........
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess one more day before mamma comes home. enjoy..........
ReplyDeleteand you all better start cleaning up, cause if she finds glitter in her blender again, well, the fury of mamma will rear its ugly head.....Twyneekas sister...Catalina st.Montrachet
Twyneeka, save your crap for the kristinatsunami blog, and next time spare us the spam and buy a damn ad if you want exposure on someone else's blog.
ReplyDeleteanonymous 10:59 ..... go find a sense of humor somewhere, go put some color into your boring life, if you dont have enough imagination to get up off your "anonymous" you are the one that does not belong here.
ReplyDeleteTwyneeka does not need to buy a damn ad because her joke is on morons like you, only a real idiot would take any of this seriously, come on, its truly surprising that so many take any of this seriously, do you represent all those potato heads between california and new york? If you are not quick enough to pick up on some of the very funny and sarcastic gems going on here then stick to the Blue collar comedy hour, your brain wont hurt so much trying to keep up
ah, 80 and counting, I have just invited all of my tv, ts, drag queen ....homeowners only (well that excludes most realtors) sorry but ITS HOMEOWNER DRAG QUEEN DAY. SUNDAY. on the last day of mammas vacation.... all homeowner transgenders (yes, that includes you b.hills sothebys agents, even though you only do it in the privacy of your home at night)... chirp up, tune in ........ Its Drag home day..... we will be featuring today the most current drag queen home design that has not yet been published.So please feel free to contribute
ReplyDeleteooops, mamma needs to tweak her site, i did not get to post my name. lordy i do not want to be a part of the "brain deads" who cannot even be clever enough to have a name......... call me Sasha St.Santa Cruzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteMama, can you hear me?
ReplyDeleteMama, can you see me?
Mama can you find me in the night?
Mama are you near me?
Mama, can you hear me?
Mama, can you help me not be frightened?
Sasha......... are hollywood drag bungalows allowed? even if they are mobile? please let me know...we are submitting pictures for your approval. Whens mamma back??....Christina
ReplyDeletehmmm, Ernesto..your name sounds so .....tres" masculine.. I am looking for a muy macho roomate. help me post my home pictures and perhaps I have a room to rent.or?..my drag plantation is something for everyone to see, please help,its inspired by the culver city studio buildings . I personally made the front colomns out of old drag queen prosthetics.... come , come let me give you a tour........Ms Anna Oak
ReplyDeleteof culver citys own Oak alley plantation (take bundy to sawtelle, turn right on cleaver street.follow the columns
Sad....... here , a good rule for you to follow.11:25
ReplyDeleteWhen someone takes their time to sort out and analyze each and every post to then spew their negativity....that is a good def of SAD. go out have a cheery day. you'll sell something just keep pulling those signs out of your trunk each sunday.
Does anyone know how to erase all this stuff? I think I heard the BMW crunching the driveway gravel and I don't want to catch Mama's bad-on when she marches those pedal-pusher gams through the front door. It was fun reading all the smutty comments but now I am getting ascared.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know what is going on with Melissa Joan Hart's place on Sutton St. in Sherman Oaks? I hear she and her people be moving east, as in way east, like Connecticut or something. Anybody got the scoop?
ReplyDeleteMama is the only one who can erase comments made by non-registered posters. And if she installed the tool, she can see your IP address so she knows who is using multiple names.
ReplyDeleteMama would have to care. And she has said many times she doesn't care about the comments as long as they aren't racial or cultural slurs.
Yikes! She can tell who you are even if you post anonymously? That will change my game plan!
ReplyDeleteJeez foxwooolry, thanks for taking the time to respond. I've never seen the distinction between one person's trash being another's treasure quite so clearly before, and don't let anyone tell you they think you protest too much. Enjoy that colorful, gem filled rainbow of negative trash talk to your heart's content sweety. I wouldn't dream of depriving you of your 'life'.
ReplyDeleteok, look I have a very busy day today. and I know that mamma would be disappointed if someone did not take this puppy over 100 so
ReplyDeleteso, since its become obvious thats whats populates this sight mainly before the fun of this past weekend......
ReplyDeleteI want to take this old girl on one last run before she becomes a site for doggie slip covers................100
ReplyDeleteso a big..............
ReplyDeleteADIOS...............TO ALL YOU SOUR PUSSES
ReplyDeleteOh really, did they like it?
ReplyDeletegosh even the michael jackson post only got 81posts......and on this post its not counting the ones mamma erased.......... mama you need to go away more often..
ReplyDeleteAnon 3.46, 3.47 and 3.48.
ReplyDeleteClassy!
What a highly educated rocket scientist you must be!
Go and crawl back under your rock!
OMG this is absolute insanity! Mama, please, PLEASE come home and SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!! This is complete and utter chaos! You can't leave the children unattended for a second!!!
ReplyDeleteNews Flash.
ReplyDeleteMark David has a real life, including a real career, a real spouse, and real friends.
"Mama" is a fictional character Mark made up. He ain't your Mama/Momma/Mamma.
The blog & personality are a hobby. He wouldn't know you or give you the time of day if you encountered him walking the LBB down SM Blvd.
Instead of tearing him down for having a life away from the blog, why not follow his example and get a life of your own?
Oh - half the posts in this thread are by the same person so this isn't any mega comment marathon. Just a sick, sad, & probably poor person with no life of their own posting over and over talking to himself.
I was wondering how long it was going to take before "Grammastalker" checked in.... its always good when one mom steps up to the plate and defends her girl, now how bout some real estate news , your grandchillin is hungry..... get on it you old hag
ReplyDelete5:33 - "how poor his she"?
ReplyDeleteTake a look at your pocket change and let the children know your net worth. Then we'll all know.
The "his" "she" part...you're own your own there. I don't think any of the children care to know what gender you identify with.
transgender, does that offend you little homo? nancy boy? i love to squeeze my large member between my very expensive breasts, and i know how meaningless wealth is because i have it.
ReplyDeleteMama, it seems announcing things like taking a day off and crazy rants is perceived by some as an invitation. I hope 12:53 is wrong about you not caring. I for one have been waiting a long time for you to implement a registration and login program so you can exercise some control over people who either can't or won't control themselves. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI'll chime in at one-oh-nine!
ReplyDeleteI'll chime in at one-oh-nine!
ReplyDeleteaha....mama is censoring!!! It's about time!
ReplyDeleteIsn't this a (humorous) real estate site. Clearly,for most of you ,your interests lie elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteThe sound of gravel crunching under the wheels of Mama's big black BMW as it pulled out of Max Mutchnick's freshly pimped out (by Marmol Radziner) mock tudor pile could not cover the scream of anger as Mama pulled out her iphone and was forced to read the trail of drivel and dementia left on her beloved baby The Real Estalker.
ReplyDeleteYou see children Mama is a classy lady who did not want to spoil things and/or boast to the children, some of whom live most of their pathetic lives in the sewers of the very homes shes features with such wit and honesty, that she had been in a series of meetings with some VERY important TV producers about her future show business career. As she fumbled for a nerve pill in her Judith Lieber purse in the shape of a small house covered in shimmering Austrian crystals and reached for the sterling silver Tiffany flask filled with more gin than tonic, everything was coming into focus and she let out a howl that almost made the dear Dr Cooter miss that last hairpin turn.
"Who the fuck needs them anyway?" she laughed "I never wanted children anyway." Sure there had been some wonderful Children, what ever had become of Aunt Mary anyway?
Next stop, lights, camera, ACTION!
No this was no valley of the dolls, this was big time TV chickens............ring, ring ring. Who was calling Mama this late? It was a 310 number though so she answered. "Oh Ellen...why...oh you do?....and Portia reads it too?.........Oh yes Max said you might like to show us around for the series opener......yes,yes the black plaster powder room I've oly heard rumors.......OK.....yes tomorrow at noon I'll be there!".
Ah ha tomorrow at noon Mama would be sipping gin and tonics with Ellen and Portia in the logia of the organic orchard they had created when they knocked down Jade's dump next door. This was the big time and the children were not coming with her!
Ms. Friv;
ReplyDeleteSleek conclusion to an otherwise flabby blogathon.
But Judith Lieber??? Lady Mama is far too Brahmin for such the obvious.