Friday, October 10, 2008

Your Mama Hears...

...From our increasingly talkative tipster Nelly Knowsitall that even though JenniFleck (or whatever it is that all the gossip glossies call Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner) are having a tough time selecting a decadent new house to buy, they have very quietly put their current crib in Brentwood on the market for just over eight million clammers.

Little Miss Knowsitall whispered to Your Mama that the unable to pull the real estate trigger couple have backed out of at least four (and maybe five) high priced purchases. None the less, rumor in the real estate street says a lack of a new address hasn't stopped the undecided duo from allowing some of Los Angeles' better connected property purveyors to book appointments show their home on N. Tigertail Road.

Just some rumor and gossip to yik-yak about during your morning koffee-klatch.

16 comments:

  1. I had hoped that Mama would report that Leona Helmsley's little Maltese, who has beaucoup bucks, was putting in a low-ball offer on the Garfleck pile. Dogs seem to love sniffing out baby waste and this place would be perfect.

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  2. NO only little people live in houses under 10 million. The dog can stay in greenwich because even with a 30 million price reduction this will be longer on the market then Fennie Mae is in uncle Sam hands.

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  3. Good luck to them. All bets are off on finding a quick buyer with the economy falling apart even for the verrry rich who aren't nearly as wealthy today as they were a mere week ago. McCain's new surname: McToast.

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  4. Now only if the rich would finally bow down to pressure and price their homes accordingly in Bel Air, Beverly Park, Beverly Hills and Sunset Plaza

    Asking price for “Bachelor”/”Bachelorette” mansion in Agoura Hills, CA reduced from almost $13M to $8.75M

    he owner of the Agoura Hills, Calif. mansion where TV’s “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” are filmed has reduced his asking price from nearly $13 million to $8,750,000.

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  5. You can't suppose that these gods of the silver screen might be wanting for cash, can you? Nope, imposible.

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  6. anon 8:26..........You are absolutely right.......I will have to rethink this......maybe find a poorer celebrity dog. Perhaps Ed McMahon has a dog.. no...that wouldn't work either.

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  7. average joe here

    see I had the crystal ball

    you all must pay homage to me

    my next prediction ?

    90% drop in the high end market

    or at the very least RE prices will go back to 1994 levels

    lol

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  8. oh and the realtor's commission will go up to 20%

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  9. They should look at 401 S. Hudson in Hancock Park.....17.5 million

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  10. 401 S. Hudson

    zillow says it is worth 3.2 MM

    and they are listing it for 17.5 MM ?

    that is a 600% markup

    is that a little bold for this market ?

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  11. zillow is wrong 100% of the time.

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  12. If zillow is wrong 100% of the time then I can sell my estate in hancock park that I bought for 3MM in 2000 for 20MM

    I will pay 1MM to anyone that can get me 20 MM for it within 2 months

    my home is 13000 sqft and it is on an acre of land

    if you cannot get me 20 MM for it then you owe me 100k

    anyone willing to take that bet ?

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  13. yes, i will take your bet and your money.. where is the house ?

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  14. 1st off my lawyer has to talk to yours

    if you do not have one from a firm my lawyer does business with you are not qualified

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  15. loeb and loeb would be a good reference point

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  16. average joe here...i have to announce myself in the hopes that you will still read this.

    see I had the crystal ball...i won it as a prize at the van buren county fair last year when i was 11.

    you all must pay homage to me...or i'll cry to my grandma

    my next prediction ?... is that the poop in my diaper will be smelly

    90% drop in the high end market... i dont know what that means. i read it on the internet somewhere

    or at the very least RE prices will go back to 1994 levels...this was on the same sight will someone explain it to me ?

    lol

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