What best friend battling gossip glossy favorite is spending $1,200,000 of her not very hard earned reality show riches to scoop up a 3 bedroom house of her own in the Hollywood Hills?
Details to come children, but Your Mama already knows that most of you will not care for the house...or the so-called ack-turus.
Audrina Patridge maybe?
ReplyDeleteMama, you're such a flirt. I await in wreckless anticipation.
ReplyDeleteI swear to god, if you cover a Hills house purchase I'm boycotting this website.
ReplyDeletePlease do not give anymore coverage to those people.
Unless of course you are making fun of them...then I'm game!
ReplyDeleteIf we must, we will wait with bated breath!
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards maybe?
ReplyDeleteIt has to be that Audrina and her beaver teeth!
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Denise Richards. Damn you mama for making me utter those words.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Denise Richards who lives in a $4M [?] home move to a $1.2M home? She wouldn't!
ReplyDeletei think heidi...
ReplyDeleteI recently read that Lauren Conrad gets $75k per episode for that horrendous show "The Hills". Heidi and Spencer get $65K EACH per episode and the brilliant Audriana gets a paltry $35k. Sickening. But once the show ends, watch for her to show up on this site under "Foreclosure" news.....
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lauren and audrina both come from money-big money. lauren's parents house is for sale for 17,000,000. im sure mom and dad will help with the foreclosure.
ReplyDeleteIt is Heidi. Can't tell you what street. But it is *near* sunset plaza
ReplyDeleteWhitney
ReplyDeleteIs she taking her talking hemorrhoid, Spencer, with her?
ReplyDelete^of course i am going with her!!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Heidi, too. And ha ha ha to the 2 anonymous comments above!
ReplyDeleteIts definetily a cast member of the Hills. Audrina or Heidi are both great guesses! I can't wait to find out more. $1.2 million in the Hills? That doesn't go far. The house must be an 1200 sq. ft. piece of crap, with no view...
ReplyDeleteIf only some type of natural disaster could strike the location of the taping of a Hills present where all of the major "characters" are present, killing them all, it would be proof of that either a higher power or (for the atheists) karmic justice truly exists....{sigh}
ReplyDeleteIf only some type of natural disaster could strike the location of the taping of a Hills scene where all of the major "characters" are present, killing them all, it would be proof that either a higher power or (for the atheists) karmic justice truly exists....{sigh}
ReplyDeleteOh...though, for the record, my guess is Audrina "amIfamousforanythingthanmynudepics" Patridge...;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm with those who hope you only cover a Hills related "star" in order to snark. And not just snark but eviscerate with three snaps and a big around the world.
ReplyDelete$1.2m house does not deserve mentioning. Don't lower your standards mama.
ReplyDeleteBut a house that will survive a masssive LA earthquake is 2260 Sunset Plaza. That deserves a mention. WHY doesn't some celebrity buy the dam place? If you move to west hollywood that is the pinacle place to own.
All you Stop! The girls on The Hills are great and I hope your mama continues to cover these gals and there real estate deals!
ReplyDeleteAudrina, stop posting under "anonymous"...
ReplyDeleteWhy the long wait and hype for something we won't even like? I've never seen Mama prep us for a post with a pre-post, especially for something supposedly so weak. I'm kind of puzzled here. Post it already, so we can rip it to shreds.
ReplyDeleteI vote Audrina.
ReplyDeleteHer and Lauren just couldn't patch their friendship because of that snot that moved in.
Why couldn't it be Nicole Richie? I remember seeing photos of her house-hunting recently. I know she lives in Glendale right now, but maybe she's had enough "real life" in the Valley.
ReplyDelete"WHY doesn't some celebrity buy the dam place?"
ReplyDeleteBecause even the drones on The Hills can see what you apparently can't. The only "pinnacle" of that place is the pinnacle of tacky hell.
Sounds like horse face Heidi has gone and gotten herself a new stable. I thought only thoroughbreds got such pricey stalls, not nags ready for the glue factory. I just wonder how they'll tell the difference between the manure pile and the Pratt...
ReplyDeleteSigh. I vote MontHag too. But please, mama, convering anything to do with this skank is soooo beneath you. Is it the heat, dear? Got you loopy and delirious?
ReplyDeleteI say New York from I love New York
ReplyDeleteSo much for the publicity loving Heidi and Spencer buying an 8 figure Malibu beach house...now they can go back to their famewh0ring ways in their tiny 1.2 mil abode :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, Lauren's parents' home in Laguna Beach is for sale for $14.9M (MLS L26550). What is it about people who build their "dream home" and then just sell it after living there for 4 years? Is her father (the architect) designing a bigger/better home there...or perhaps downsizing to a condo beneath Candy Spelling's abode, since their daughter Breanna will be graduating? (Ummm, do I know too much about this family??)
ReplyDeleteMama, what does it mean when you've racked up 34 comments in response to not having your story yet?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT! Beautiful!
[grumbling]
ReplyDeleteIt means some children just like to see their own writin'
Thank God I hide the damn crayons
when are we going to find out who it is?
ReplyDeleteIt is ME! But the bank won't give me a loan!
ReplyDeleteA@@holes dont understand that people like me dont have W2s!
I can afford to buy the BANK if I wanted.
Mammie is going to have to print a retraction.
i wish all media would get together and STOP giving ANY MORE attention to Speidi.
ReplyDeletehaven't we all suffered enough?
i'll put 50 on heidi & speidi or whatever they're called...
ReplyDeleteI've never seen "The Hills" and I have know idea what you people are talking about, but it seems like it would help you feel better if you turned the TV off.
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