Mama, I just luv-luv-luv watching your well-earned and deserved shining star rise.
You work so hard, are so gifted, possess such magnificent sills in expressing your persona. I want to jump through the internet gray matter and give you a big wet kiss on the cheek and a hug just short of breaking ribs.
Of course, Ellen is gonna' put out a Lesbo-hit on your ass. Just don't go near rock-climbing walls, Seattle, or hiking boot stores for the next few days, okay?
Way to go Mama! My life will only be complete when they show a clip of DR. C. and the LONGBODIES. Now I can forget the video and return to my concept of you with clip on earings, catseye glasses and just the earliest blossoming of spider veins.
Oh, Mama honey, you look so sweet on tv. And those shoulders! You have a demure demeanor that is so seductive! Oh my goodness, someone bring me a glass of water.
Mama is articulate, talented and very attractive. I am so proud to be one of the children. Dr C and the the girls must be elated. Was looking for the "big ear" but couldn't detect it. Please don't abandon us now that you have hit the big time.
Congratulations! Very well deserved. You're a terrific and talented reporter/writer/artist. You brighten my day on a daily basis and you should be recognized for it. Go get yours!
Nice job. In addition to your literary wit what impresses me most about you is that you're able to keep up this blog and still make a living. I hope you're able to cash in all of the hard work someday.
Very articulate, insightful observations (esp. about Ellen) and I happen to love the black Lacoste shirt on you. Like gin & tonics, they never go out of style.
About Our Mama...just believe. It's not complicated. Close your eyes and envision what you sense Mama to feel and be. II picture an excrutiatingly coiffed, manicured and designer-clad women of substance...with a zebra-skin (faux / natch) shopping bag. On a casual day, she wears golden threaded stretch pants... but never beyond the apartment.
It's all good. In fact, it's spectacular. GO MAMA. Rock it.
You're quite the looker! I'm so glad you finally revealed to us your sexy face! Like the others, I'm waiting for a family photo of the Cooter, Linda and Beverly and I will be over the moon!
OMG!!!! I thought you were a woman....took the mama thing literally! Either way, you're awesome and congrats on hitting the Big Time baby! PS LaCoste is timeless and can be worn anytime anyplace anywhere.
Please, no wooden spoon, Little Buddy. We've been super good; practically perfect in every way.* I don't want to hear the sound of Our Mama's utinsel drawer opening. Oh no.
oh duh, i just figured it out, all I have to do is click on the 'CNN' part of your post ('cause I'm a blonde, I can't spell VW but I drive a Porsche! 'cause I'm a B -L- O- oh I forget the rest!!!! :) XOX XO
Mama!!! This is too grand and I am so happy for you and for us, your loyal followers. You are adorable, as many of us already knew. This was a wonderful surprise. I'm with LGB, this calls for a G&T. I also think stills would be very nice...
I Googled you a while back, so no surprise. The whole concept is igenious, and obviously, you're brilliant. Keep it up, and thanks for including the midwest every now and then.
WooHOO! Way to go, Mama! You looked fab, and it was fun to match your real speaking voice to your writing 'voice.'
You always make me feel better when I see what people who could by ANYthing CHOOSE to buy... husband has stopped running to help when he hears my shrieks of horror (I'm talkin' to you, Mr. Macaroni Grill). Well deserved; hope you're enjoying a nice celebretory drink with the longbodies and Dr. Cooter as I type!
I agree with most of the people who have posted: you looked and sounded great. But the real question is: How can this be turned into $? [Unless that is not a goal?] I wonder if you could pitch a "this week in celebrity real estate" segment for one of the tabloid shows?
mama, while i am a relative newcomer to your humble "Website Abode," i have been a good child, and have been sharing with everyone i know just how wonderful Mama truly is...and all the witticisms and wisdom she has to impart!
i'm glad to see you finally getting the recognition you deserve!
Darn it. I wake up to find all this excitement with Mama on TV, then find I can't view it. Can someone put it up on youtube so I can admire Mama in all her glory? Please?
Not a bad idea Mama- you could handle a 30 minute show easily! And it would be great! So, I wasn't certain whether you were male or female- If female, I knew you were an older cynical broad who probably had a smokers voice... Let's just say, I prefer you as a young witty handsome male! Congrats on the CNN appearance-
For a few months now, the Real Estalker has been my secret little blog. I laughed with Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter and the long bodied bitches. It was so good, I didn't tell anyone about it. I kept you to myself.
Oh well, now I can come out of the shadows and discuss your blog. Of course I'll know more that any of the newbies who've just found you.
To think I imagined you as a highly sucked and tucked blonderexic, cigarette smoking ex-debutante. Love the real you even more. Keep dishing and give Dr. Cooter a big hug from me.
Geeeeeeee, I thought you were of the feminine persuasion but I guess I'm not completely wrong. Doesn't matter-you are adorable and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the blog!!!
Ah yes. The twin flames of Fame and Fortune are at long last burning brightly for Muh-maw. If I have my way, there will be a reality show coming this way soon, starring our very own!
BTW, I all but live in black polos of various brands. Where in the world are these guys that think a black Lacoste is out of style?
Anyways, they only allow us so much time on the MAC here at rehab central, and The Bouef is getting huffing (again) waiting for his turn. So... I have to run. I'll check back in after I've checked out next month. My love to all.
WOW ! ! ! !
ReplyDeleteMama, I just luv-luv-luv watching your well-earned and deserved shining star rise.
You work so hard, are so gifted, possess such magnificent sills in expressing your persona. I want to jump through the internet gray matter and give you a big wet kiss on the cheek and a hug just short of breaking ribs.
Rock on! You freakin' blow me away!
Major xxs...ooo...xxx-ooo...xxx-ooo..
FANTASTIC ! ! ! ! !
Oh Mama…
ReplyDelete"I could just cry with pride…"
Like the 5-o'clock shadow, too!
xoxox
Way 2 go Mama
ReplyDeleteLights, camera, ACTION!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!!
ReplyDeleteFantastic, Mama! It's nice to see you hitting it big after entertaining us so well. And, you're hot!
ReplyDeleteGo Mama!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Mother of Pearl... I had no idea what you looked like... You are smokin HOT!!!
ReplyDeleteFantastic piece: both you and the CNN clip.
Too cool for words.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Mama!!!!
ReplyDeleteOf course, Ellen is gonna' put out a Lesbo-hit on your ass. Just don't go near rock-climbing walls, Seattle, or hiking boot stores for the next few days, okay?
Congrats Marky Mark!
ReplyDeleteWay to go Mama! My life will only be complete when they show a clip of DR. C. and the LONGBODIES. Now I can forget the video and return to my concept of you with clip on earings, catseye glasses and just the earliest blossoming of spider veins.
ReplyDeleteCNN.. how nice.. do you still have time for pinkberry with the little people?
ReplyDelete"I live to serve."
ReplyDelete-- Sir John Gielgud; Butler character in "Arthur"; released: 1981; (priceless)
Mama, at your beck and call ... forever.
Give us a still shot of the interview, Mama.
ReplyDeleteLickety split.
Oh, Mama honey, you look so sweet on tv. And those shoulders! You have a demure demeanor that is so seductive! Oh my goodness, someone bring me a glass of water.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Mama
It just shows you how brilliant the "mama" concept of this blog is.
ReplyDeleteWay to go.
No H2O, Aunt Mary; it's a gin & tonic or nuthin'…
ReplyDeleteOh no, I wish I had never seen that! It has ruined my imaginings of my Mama.
ReplyDeleteWhat about The Dr. Cooter? Is he....no, I don't even want to ask.
La la la la la...putting my hands over my eyes.
Mama's Yummy!! ..and tan!
ReplyDeleteoh, Mama!
ReplyDeleteIf you ever want to cheat on that Dr. Cooter with a married mother of two you just call me!
wait? your "mama" is a man? im so confused? oh well i still like the blog =\
ReplyDeleteOh, Mama, I love you and your blog. Adopt me!
ReplyDeleteMama is articulate, talented and very attractive. I am so proud to be one of the children. Dr C and the the girls must be elated. Was looking for the "big ear" but couldn't detect it. Please don't abandon us now that you have hit the big time.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations and salutations! I agree with all the well-wishers, you are a handsome devil. Go have a g&t!
ReplyDeletemama, can I be your houseboy? I'll work for free...only if you promise to treat me the same way Rob Lowe treated his nanny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUh oh... the boys (and some girls)... seem to be all over you!
ReplyDeleteCongrats.
Well spoken Mama.
ReplyDeleteP.S.
1986 called. It wants it's shirt back.
Congratulations! Very well deserved. You're a terrific and talented reporter/writer/artist. You brighten my day on a daily basis and you should be recognized for it. Go get yours!
ReplyDeleteNice job. In addition to your literary wit what impresses me most about you is that you're able to keep up this blog and still make a living. I hope you're able to cash in all of the hard work someday.
ReplyDeleteThanks for entertaining us.
Mazel tov, Mama!
ReplyDeleteWhat a joy to read every single joyous comment. Everything is positive, happy...........flush away your nerve pills!
ReplyDeleteI'm gutted. I have always pictured you as a 300lb woman with a southern accent, reeking of gin!
ReplyDeleteMama, now you have a few stalkers of your own! Hot damn, I'm definitely bumping you to the top of my most wanted list.
ReplyDeletePS, you deserve all the praise you are receiving for your hard work on this entertaining and educational site. I love it and you!!!
Mama -
ReplyDeleteVery articulate, insightful observations (esp. about Ellen) and I happen to love the black Lacoste shirt on you. Like gin & tonics, they never go out of style.
OH MY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUm. I've been soo duped... Mama a man? Now I like "her" even more. So is Dr C real or are you available? Come to daddy!
Some how I always picture Mama as a sassy black women... Queen Latifa-esq! What a surprise!
o... and I lacoste polo is not so 1986. get with it douche.
ReplyDeleteAbout Our Mama...just believe. It's not complicated. Close your eyes and envision what you sense Mama to feel and be. II picture an excrutiatingly coiffed, manicured and designer-clad women of substance...with a zebra-skin (faux / natch) shopping bag. On a casual day, she wears golden threaded stretch pants... but never beyond the apartment.
ReplyDeleteIt's all good. In fact, it's spectacular. GO MAMA. Rock it.
I wear Lacoste shirts today. I also wore them in 1976 and 1996.
ReplyDelete1980 -- the year Lisa Birnbach released The Official Preppy Handbook -- might a better year to use for that joke.
Yes people wore them in 1986 but they aren't dated to that time like parachute pants in the early 90's.
ReplyDeleteLacosta and Polo polos have been "cool / preppy" for decades and probably will be for decades more.
Mama!
ReplyDeleteYou're quite the looker! I'm so glad you finally revealed to us your sexy face! Like the others, I'm waiting for a family photo of the Cooter, Linda and Beverly and I will be over the moon!
Smooches. Alex.
OMG!!!! I thought you were a woman....took the mama thing literally! Either way, you're awesome and congrats on hitting the Big Time baby!
ReplyDeletePS LaCoste is timeless and can be worn anytime anyplace anywhere.
What's all this upsetness about Mama's shirt?
ReplyDeleteDon't go sassing on our Mama's wardrobe or she'll be forced to get the wooden spoon…
And I won't EVEN tell you what I've pictured Mama in…
=8-O
Please, no wooden spoon, Little Buddy. We've been super good; practically perfect in every way.* I don't want to hear the sound of Our Mama's utinsel drawer opening. Oh no.
ReplyDelete*Source: M. Poppins.
mama's a cutie & i'm not even gay.
ReplyDeletesandpiper's all worked up, hot & bothered & i've got a nice big wood spoon for that naughty girl, ya baby.
too late sandybabe, my drawers are open.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! You looked and sounded great!
ReplyDeleteMAMA!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE, POST THE LINK SO WE CAN WATCH.
ReplyDeleteMAMA, I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY
ME LOVES YOU MAMA!!!!! GIN AND TONICS ALL AROUND!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOOXOXXO
oh duh, i just figured it out, all I have to do is click on the 'CNN' part of your post ('cause I'm a blonde, I can't spell VW but I drive a Porsche! 'cause I'm a B -L- O- oh I forget the rest!!!! :) XOX XO
ReplyDeleteWay to go Mama!
ReplyDeleteWow, I have been reading for a long time and so glad to finally see you...YOUR ARE SUPER HOT!!! Keep up the great work, xoxo MB
ReplyDeletelookin' good, mama!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Mama. Glad to see your hard work paying off.
ReplyDeleteI had NO idea Mama was a hot man!! Move to SF so I can stalk you!
ReplyDeleteMama!!! This is too grand and I am so happy for you and for us, your loyal followers. You are adorable, as many of us already knew. This was a wonderful surprise. I'm with LGB, this calls for a G&T. I also think stills would be very nice...
ReplyDeleteXOX
Esslingvier
I Googled you a while back, so no surprise. The whole concept is igenious, and obviously, you're brilliant. Keep it up, and thanks for including the midwest every now and then.
ReplyDeleteMy comment on the Lacoste shirt was meant to be a joke.
ReplyDeleteClassics never go out of style.
Funny that it riled people up however.
Mama is...A poppa?!
ReplyDeleteWhaddaya know! ;D
WooHOO! Way to go, Mama! You looked fab, and it was fun to match your real speaking voice to your writing 'voice.'
ReplyDeleteYou always make me feel better when I see what people who could by ANYthing CHOOSE to buy... husband has stopped running to help when he hears my shrieks of horror (I'm talkin' to you, Mr. Macaroni Grill). Well deserved; hope you're enjoying a nice celebretory drink with the longbodies and Dr. Cooter as I type!
And, uh, yeah, sorry for my spelling. Little too much red wine going on here.
ReplyDeleteMama, I'm so proud...I love your blog and seeing you is very cool. By the way you are pretty hot too.
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of the people who have posted: you looked and sounded great. But the real question is: How can this be turned into $? [Unless that is not a goal?] I wonder if you could pitch a "this week in celebrity real estate" segment for one of the tabloid shows?
ReplyDeleteYo Mama, I think I just turned gay. luvit!
ReplyDeletemama, while i am a relative newcomer to your humble "Website Abode," i have been a good child, and have been sharing with everyone i know just how wonderful Mama truly is...and all the witticisms and wisdom she has to impart!
ReplyDeletei'm glad to see you finally getting the recognition you deserve!
kudos!!
Darn it. I wake up to find all this excitement with Mama on TV, then find I can't view it.
ReplyDeleteCan someone put it up on youtube so I can admire Mama in all her glory? Please?
Yo Mama!
ReplyDeleteGreat news and well deserved!
First being quoted on CNN and now it's 'lights, camera, action'!!!
Greetz, Ray
I thought you would look different but keep up the good blog.
ReplyDeleteGASP! MAMA!!! YOU A MAN!
ReplyDeleteYou are such a talented writer/snarker, darling. May your rising star continue evolving to supernova status.
What the??!! You go, handsome Mama!
ReplyDelete(hep-ner) How wonderful and tacky that you too can find wealth and fame through art. Such high ideals!
ReplyDelete(hep-ner) who cares?
ReplyDeleteBuy an ad.
Mama shouldn't lower her(him)self to a segment on a tabloid show.
ReplyDeleteShe could *easily* float a weekly 1/2 hour show of her own.
And I bet it would be a hit too.
Not a bad idea Mama- you could handle a 30 minute show easily! And it would be great!
ReplyDeleteSo, I wasn't certain whether you were male or female- If female, I knew you were an older cynical broad who probably had a smokers voice... Let's just say, I prefer you as a young witty handsome male!
Congrats on the CNN appearance-
Very good looking. :) Are you single?
ReplyDeleteEver hear of Dr. Cooter? Get with the program. Cooter is Mama's anchor, her Gibraltar.
ReplyDeleteFor a few months now, the Real Estalker has been my secret little blog. I laughed with Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter and the long bodied bitches. It was so good, I didn't tell anyone about it. I kept you to myself.
ReplyDeleteOh well, now I can come out of the shadows and discuss your blog. Of course I'll know more that any of the newbies who've just found you.
Way to go!
Thanks for all you do, Big Mama.
ReplyDeleteMama--
ReplyDeleteYou're gorgeous! You should be on television ALL THE TIME!
XO
Joe in L.A.
Mama mia!
ReplyDeleteTo think I imagined you as a highly sucked and tucked blonderexic, cigarette smoking ex-debutante. Love the real you even more. Keep dishing and give Dr. Cooter a big hug from me.
Cheers to YOU....
ReplyDeleteOf all the people CNN could of picked to interview, and they picked the master, BIG Congrats!!!
Always Reading
Sandlewood...
Well... you are just as I pictured you!!! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteGeeeeeeee, I thought you were of the feminine persuasion but I guess I'm not completely wrong. Doesn't matter-you are adorable and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the blog!!!
ReplyDeleteNice WORK, Mama!
ReplyDeleteI'm straight, but come near me in that shirt and I'll rip it off you!
I thought I'd gone to heaven because the headline said you'd be on with Anderson!
ReplyDeleteImagine two pieces of white bread goodness; my tongue was ready to bathe the screen.
But you weren't on with the Silver Fox; you were on with that woman... which is ok... I guess...
Love the hair, btw.
Mama....You are so smokin hot I can feel your heat moving this way. Your fam is so damn proud of you.
ReplyDeleteXOXO
I'd hit it!
ReplyDelete...and I hardly ever say that about a guy older than 22.
Congrats on the CNN feature!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thewestwoodblog.com
Congrats! You looked great.
ReplyDeletecongratulations!
ReplyDeletevisit my website at: http://www.homesoftherich.net
Ah yes. The twin flames of Fame and Fortune are at long last burning brightly for Muh-maw. If I have my way, there will be a reality show coming this way soon, starring our very own!
ReplyDeleteBTW, I all but live in black polos of various brands. Where in the world are these guys that think a black Lacoste is out of style?
Anyways, they only allow us so much time on the MAC here at rehab central, and The Bouef is getting huffing (again) waiting for his turn. So... I have to run. I'll check back in after I've checked out next month. My love to all.
Mama, I always pictured you as a 300lb black sass of a woman! Now you are just some smoking hot....wait for it.....stud!
ReplyDelete15 minutes of fame? blah! you are granted 35 years.
ReplyDelete