tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post4386730057120902178..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Are You A Celebrity?Your Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-1110913571974161772008-01-13T13:13:00.000-08:002008-01-13T13:13:00.000-08:00HEY! I'm already the cop! And wanting to know whic...HEY! I'm already the cop! And wanting to know which two Balwins too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-30649932909664452292008-01-12T23:58:00.000-08:002008-01-12T23:58:00.000-08:00Chickie, which two drunken Baldwin boys - can you ...Chickie, <I>which</I> two drunken Baldwin boys - can you narrow it down for us?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43717838461926685282008-01-12T20:15:00.000-08:002008-01-12T20:15:00.000-08:00My trailer still has the Christmas Tree Lights up,...My trailer still has the Christmas Tree Lights up, but you are more than welcome to shoot the inside. It is the shizzz, Mama. It has a Garden Tub that would fit me and two drunk Baldwin boys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-80681794334345577762008-01-11T19:32:00.000-08:002008-01-11T19:32:00.000-08:00Mama!You are internationl! Woo Hoo!Note to network...Mama!<BR/>You are internationl! Woo Hoo!<BR/><BR/>Note to network marketing person assigned to this project (been there/done that)... <BR/><BR/>Please ramp up Our Mama's web-based exposure to include global programming access. (And, hush .. between us ... we both know what a good thing newly-captured advertising means at review time!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-67299642286566592642008-01-11T19:04:00.000-08:002008-01-11T19:04:00.000-08:00Lisa, only if Hippie gets to be the Leatherman and...Lisa, only if Hippie gets to be the Leatherman and I can be the Indian - Caveman can be the Cowboy and PCH can be the Cop!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-85781576171317562102008-01-11T18:57:00.000-08:002008-01-11T18:57:00.000-08:00Mama, if Hippie Canyongets to use his baton can I ...Mama, if Hippie Canyongets to use his baton can I do cheers? Could we do a pyramid of the children? How about YMCA? I want to be the Lawyer!!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09327399914095262068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-71177991304179778232008-01-11T17:30:00.000-08:002008-01-11T17:30:00.000-08:00I vote for "Our House" from Madness! How appropria...I vote for "Our House" from Madness! How appropriate. Now, its off for happy hour. Don't worry, I'll be careful not to pull a Britney. XOAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-87438922573840668942008-01-11T16:42:00.000-08:002008-01-11T16:42:00.000-08:00Now, chilruns, it's time to think of a theme song ...Now, chilruns, it's time to think of a theme song for Mama - any suggestions other than "Burnin' Down The House"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-61680186926168992832008-01-11T16:11:00.000-08:002008-01-11T16:11:00.000-08:00Dewars! Good idea.Dewars! Good idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-38247497961034208212008-01-11T15:53:00.000-08:002008-01-11T15:53:00.000-08:00If you had to put up with my boss you'd be snarky ...If you had to put up with my boss you'd be snarky too,pass me a Dewars on the rocks,anyway Mama will be nice and make sure that it's on the youtube for everyone don't worry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-62089549350343007072008-01-11T13:31:00.000-08:002008-01-11T13:31:00.000-08:00no snarky linda hoof not everything is on there, a...no snarky linda hoof not everything is on there, and there's certainly no guarantee of the tv show being on thereAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-54586965419605412662008-01-11T13:29:00.000-08:002008-01-11T13:29:00.000-08:00Good choice Hippie, although I'm sure you won't be...Good choice Hippie, although I'm sure you won't be needing it. I have a very special <I>touch</I> for the green room all laid out for you.<BR/><BR/>;-)<BR/><BR/>What'd you find for me at Saks?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-76384880827797804832008-01-11T10:29:00.000-08:002008-01-11T10:29:00.000-08:00I nearly fogot... yes Straps (as I call him) is ri...I nearly fogot... yes Straps (as I call him) is right. I should wear the Jeff Stryker if only as a precaution against nasty comments from some of those who know me all too well. But to be fair, we will flip for it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-35176508981867660352008-01-11T10:26:00.000-08:002008-01-11T10:26:00.000-08:00My Winona Ryder handbook for 5-finger discounts th...My Winona Ryder handbook for 5-finger discounts that I had been using as a coaster on my desk was finally put to better use! Yes, I just got back from an early run through Saks for my premier outfit. A big shout out to Gracia something-er-other is definitely in order. In exchange for $200.00 he let me in through the service doors before the crack of Don showed up, and I now have several dozen fab pieces for us to wear. A big hug and kiss to you Aunt Mary, as well to LGB and others. I think the Green Room plan is perfect. (Very Eartha Kitt as Catwoman of you to think of such a plan to help moi). There's no business like show business!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-62203781686754565232008-01-11T09:13:00.000-08:002008-01-11T09:13:00.000-08:00I'm marching around in white patent square heel bo...I'm marching around in white patent square heel boots twirling my crystal encrusted baton for three hours a day ,I'm ready!so_chic_darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00295857652423777633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-19316479341439560122008-01-11T09:10:00.000-08:002008-01-11T09:10:00.000-08:00They invented this thing called youtube for people...They invented this thing called youtube for people in the overseas department,google it sweetie everything is on there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43539245647456406242008-01-11T03:34:00.000-08:002008-01-11T03:34:00.000-08:00some of us are overseas and won't be able to see t...some of us are overseas and won't be able to see the tv show :((Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-2495617555911894112008-01-11T00:11:00.000-08:002008-01-11T00:11:00.000-08:00Victoria's Secret sells lederhosen?Victoria's Secret sells lederhosen?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-67279353054915884302008-01-10T22:28:00.000-08:002008-01-10T22:28:00.000-08:00As you well know, I AM ... CEO, Stagers to the Sta...As you well know, I AM ... CEO, Stagers to the Stars, LLC. BUT ... I have been wishin' and a hopin' for this very day so my girls could reap bygone glory lost (unruley masses of 1972, Midwest leg). <BR/><BR/>Reunited in anticipation of a comeback tour (prompted by your TV Show annoucement), we reinvented our gig (thank you, Victoria's Secret's Emergency Squad). We proudly present the fabulous Real Estalker STAGETTES (never to be confused with another contracturally-obligated all-girl back-up, aka the Divine Ms. M's Harlettes). <BR/><BR/>MAMA, Can you believe the timing? <BR/>Our mentor and her dressed-in-white no-billing piano player moved on. We wished them well and hope they did okay. <BR/>But WE, the gravity-impeared has-been back-up-singers still moan to catch our shinig star.<BR/>So, Mama, if you can sell us and/or can stomach us, we are at your ready; botoxically able and heavily wardrobed. We are the ... REALEASALKER STAGETTES. Gauze the cameras, Doris Day style, please.<BR/><BR/>Aunt Mary and Sandpiper, lead by So_Chic, have been painfully rehearsing (literally, bless them}to kick off your B-I-G launch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-31203113789920851352008-01-10T21:46:00.000-08:002008-01-10T21:46:00.000-08:00And how are those pills working, dear Old Hag? Can...And how are those pills working, dear Old Hag? Can you spare a few for Aunt Mary?<BR/><BR/>I'd hate to see her ruin her Donna Karan . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-79012541802422277212008-01-10T21:22:00.000-08:002008-01-10T21:22:00.000-08:00i got a place on the upper west side that doesn't ...i got a place on the upper west side that doesn't normally make it to the trades - has a portable sander and is tastefully decorated with politically charged art and splashes of the seventies tchotchke - would love to be on your show....<BR/><BR/>faboo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-62412143745818682742008-01-10T21:06:00.000-08:002008-01-10T21:06:00.000-08:00Who are all you people?!?Get out of my room - and ...Who are all you people?!?<BR/><BR/>Get out of my room - and put those lederhosen back - they're mine!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-38525145714260289782008-01-10T20:52:00.000-08:002008-01-10T20:52:00.000-08:00Old Hag,I'll need a couple of those pills for my "...Old Hag,I'll need a couple of those pills for my "staging demonstration" on Realestalker TV.,for extra drama I could burn my certificate of advanced staging live on camera!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-24191826811562639932008-01-10T20:45:00.000-08:002008-01-10T20:45:00.000-08:00Wait till you see me on TV.I have a legitimate cas...Wait till you see me on TV.I have a legitimate case you know.Oh and Aunt Mary it's brown suede lace ups.oh and Lil friend of Dorothy they have pills that stop you peeing in your pants now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-40271398524075366792008-01-10T20:30:00.000-08:002008-01-10T20:30:00.000-08:00Aunt Mary, how I hate to see good sherry go to was...Aunt Mary, how I hate to see good sherry go to waste . . . <BR/><BR/>Maybe Old Hag will lend you some <I>Depends</I>.<BR/><BR/>;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com