tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post4018643958443904651..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: UPDATE: Ellen DegeneresYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91180002441471367022007-12-17T23:02:00.000-08:002007-12-17T23:02:00.000-08:00I liked the Youtube of it you had, can you find a...I liked the Youtube of it you had, can you find any pic's, plans etc?<BR/><BR/>PS : Even a shot of the 300 pounders?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-12516166440156830602007-12-15T17:58:00.000-08:002007-12-15T17:58:00.000-08:00Thanks, I needed a recipe for how to bake a lezbin...Thanks, I needed a recipe for how to bake a lezbin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-81509350734037669162007-12-14T11:43:00.000-08:002007-12-14T11:43:00.000-08:00if i recall, mama lynne tried to smother him with ...if i recall, mama lynne tried to smother him with her rack, but it didn't work out - one thing led to another and then boom, the little puff (me) was in the oven.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-73038822582292381172007-12-13T18:02:00.000-08:002007-12-13T18:02:00.000-08:00H*ll, Sister Mary, if that is all it would take I'...H*ll, Sister Mary, if that is all it would take I'm for starting a collection to hire a big breasted *adult actress* to shove her high beams in his face. If that didn't short his defibrillator, she could always smother him with them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-16970308666252559052007-12-13T12:35:00.001-08:002007-12-13T12:35:00.001-08:00speaking of hard ons, both my husband Heather Po a...speaking of hard ons, both my husband Heather Po and our new BFF Coleman Lafoon are very interested in opening that garage enclosing the Portia and taking a nice long ride.<BR/><BR/>you can just tell she corners well!<BR/><BR/>i'd ask Papa Dick to join but since even a movie theater microwave has to be avoided because of the possibility of short circuiting his Army-issue defibrillator, one look at the Portia's high beams could spell c-u-r-t-a-i-n-s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-19655693528090124862007-12-13T12:35:00.000-08:002007-12-13T12:35:00.000-08:00speaking of hard ons, both my husband Heather Po a...speaking of hard ons, both my husband Heather Po and our new BFF Coleman Lafoon are very interested in opening that garage enclosing the Portia and taking a nice long ride.<BR/><BR/>you can just tell she corners well!<BR/><BR/>i'd ask Papa Dick to join but since even a movie theater microwave has to be avoided because of the possibility of short circuiting his Army-issue defibrillator, one look at the Portia's high beams could spell c-u-r-t-a-i-n-s.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-56803218442578337622007-12-13T10:02:00.000-08:002007-12-13T10:02:00.000-08:00I'd help old hag, but I can't pick my jaw off my f...I'd help old hag, but I can't pick my jaw off my fucking keyboard. <BR/><BR/>I...want...it...<BR/><BR/>The hard-on began with the garage and I don't anticipate any softening until I see some interior pics and I can take care of business and get on with my life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29962946506783123922007-12-12T16:10:00.000-08:002007-12-12T16:10:00.000-08:00And to think we were neighbors living in a 800 sq ...And to think we were neighbors living in a 800 sq ft apartments WeHo back in the 80's. (On Alfred if anyone cares) I wonder if there's a plaque on the door?<BR/><BR/>No body else finds Erik <B><I>Hyman</I></B> to be an amusing name for an apparently gay man?<BR/><BR/>Just me? Okay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-22917022435869215012007-12-12T14:13:00.000-08:002007-12-12T14:13:00.000-08:00if anyone from real estalker is reading this, i fo...if anyone from real estalker is reading this, i found the second cabrillo drive house ellen bought. at jade mills website under "listing" it's the first house on the 16th page. ellen isn't living in that house, but she did buy it. don't know if that's good info, but that's all i came across and i thought maybe someone might be interested. :)<BR/><BR/>-kristenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-52447667593072287082007-12-12T13:37:00.000-08:002007-12-12T13:37:00.000-08:00"300 pound slab of beef with a mustache" - hmm, ye..."300 pound slab of beef with a mustache" - hmm, yes, please!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29965310265221757592007-12-12T12:27:00.000-08:002007-12-12T12:27:00.000-08:00Stunning house, but seriously $30 MILL for a house...Stunning house, but seriously $30 MILL for a house without or even the land for a tennis court?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-9764889655775249422007-12-12T11:44:00.000-08:002007-12-12T11:44:00.000-08:00NO.........NO........HELP!NO.........NO........HELP!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-65476485070536558282007-12-12T11:33:00.000-08:002007-12-12T11:33:00.000-08:00First priority of Realestalker TV is to get in the...First priority of Realestalker TV is to get in there and get moving pictures of the black plaster powder room!so_chic_darlinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00295857652423777633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29937734727813795832007-12-12T11:24:00.000-08:002007-12-12T11:24:00.000-08:00Dahlings, it is a renovated Buff & Hensman on the ...Dahlings, it is a renovated Buff & Hensman on the right side of Beverly Hills. I loved that house and I loved the views. I'm thrilled that someone with Ellen's taste has bought it. Many happy years to you dahling...oh and buy that third house and gate the street, that would be fabulous!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-33946018739498003082007-12-12T11:11:00.000-08:002007-12-12T11:11:00.000-08:00It wasn't a complete tear down but there were majo...It wasn't a complete tear down but there were major, MAJOR renovations. And Momma, the garage is not 8 car, its 4 at most and that's with tandem parking. I don't think the bunker is large enough to house 2 bedrooms unless it was re-configured since last Dec. when I was there. Half of it was housing electric and pool equipment then.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-75669593759876026512007-12-12T10:55:00.000-08:002007-12-12T10:55:00.000-08:00An insane amount of money for a damn house but at ...An insane amount of money for a damn house but at least this one is refurbished and hip, whereas comparably (over)priced white elephants currently languishing on the market in Bev Hills and Bel Air won't sell in their outdated condition without significant price reductions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-27171077868149739142007-12-12T10:32:00.000-08:002007-12-12T10:32:00.000-08:00When you see Ellen around town she never has bodyg...When you see Ellen around town she never has bodyguards ... perhaps she thinks her furniture & nik-naks need more protection than herself!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-36040310203997592732007-12-12T10:09:00.000-08:002007-12-12T10:09:00.000-08:00PS. The third house is listed on Zillow as a 2700 ...PS. The third house is listed on Zillow as a 2700 s.f. 1 bedroom, 3 bath (??) built in '54. That might make a nice pad for the 300lb slab of beef with a mustache (is that a male or female?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-60575499302976451892007-12-12T10:07:00.000-08:002007-12-12T10:07:00.000-08:00I might have answered part of my own question, Zil...I might have answered part of my own question, Zillow lists a 1963 house on the lot and the house across the street as 1964. Does anyone know if Mutchnick-Hyman tore down the 1963 house or renovated? <BR/><BR/>From the aerial maps, it looks like the lezbeans can gate the street right now (with city permission of course) with just the two houses. Buying the 3rd house would allow for a long winding drive along the back of the properties facing Coldwater Canyon but it is doable now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-56555354770020071182007-12-12T09:53:00.000-08:002007-12-12T09:53:00.000-08:00Great scoop Mama, but one question. Is it really a...Great scoop Mama, but one question. Is it really a new house or a renovated Buff & Hensman?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-5919184006299241622007-12-12T09:44:00.000-08:002007-12-12T09:44:00.000-08:00"serious beatdown by a 300 pound slab of beef with..."serious beatdown by a 300 pound slab of beef with a mustache"... I almost fell out of my chair with that one mama!<BR/><BR/>Nicely doneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-78480723482444455932007-12-12T09:29:00.000-08:002007-12-12T09:29:00.000-08:00what a great inside scoop, thanks mamawhat a great inside scoop, thanks mamaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com