tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post226362666919085755..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Jeff Lewis Flips Out in Los Feliz...AgainYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-37893980909690899982013-08-11T06:49:55.587-07:002013-08-11T06:49:55.587-07:00And he gets paid big bucks for this? If you want t...And he gets paid big bucks for this? If you want to see a real design go to http://youtu.be/J3fyr-sM7tM<br />That's a house worth noting... <br />StThis thing looks like the typical average over size track home, you find EVERYWHERE...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-85517951668544312872013-07-30T02:29:27.247-07:002013-07-30T02:29:27.247-07:00"You take the good, you take the bad you take..."You take the good, you take the bad you take them both and there you have...the Facts of Life! the Facts of Life!" Not normally my cup of tea, but I can see all of my stuff strewn about the house, like my magenta suede flats tossed near the tub that looks like it could be the porcelain stand in for the twins at the end of the hall in The Shining.. my bag of candy from Sweet sitting on the edge of the bed with the brick wall. My lesbian friends from Angeleno Heights could come over and film their next webisode by "my" pool and then we could eat some guacamole and chips from Chipotle, and smoke a fatty...This is latch key kid heaven! <br /><br />Love,<br />BabeBabe Parishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-89578995701460899982013-07-22T09:07:41.101-07:002013-07-22T09:07:41.101-07:00There comes a point where even Wallace Neff can be...There comes a point where even Wallace Neff can be choked and blinded by excess smoke and mirrors, and, baby, this house is there and beyond. I wish Mr Lewis the best and a sale price over adking, but I am skeptical that dated, hi-gloss black-and-white razzmatazz is going to bring Ina buyer at anything close to $3.195, especially since most area realtors will tell you that Gramercy is not a street on which buyers are easily persuaded to drop big money. My favorite image is the lonely bathtub sitting all by itself in a niche among aggressive black and white zig zag marble surrounded by cheap, harsh, ultrawhite tile. So cheerful! Like a cadaver bay at a hi-style morgue. Just don't go in there with a hangover.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-55755769960356195462013-07-22T06:52:28.924-07:002013-07-22T06:52:28.924-07:00Sadly, like Jocelyn Wildenstein, this house has ha...Sadly, like <a href="http://fridaynews.blogspot.com/2011/07/jocelyn-wildenstein-worlds-scariest.html" rel="nofollow">Jocelyn Wildenstein</a>, this house has had much too much work and all its original Wallace Neff charm is long gone.<br /><br />Perhaps the Coco Chanel School of "<i>...before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.</i>" before leaving the house should have been applied here -- by a factor of ten.<br /><br />Disaster.lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-70538757779063364762013-07-21T23:10:38.607-07:002013-07-21T23:10:38.607-07:002:46, Don't be mad, I am sure you have the fin...2:46, Don't be mad, I am sure you have the finest wood paneling available in your trailer. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-87127344575272656722013-07-21T14:46:06.165-07:002013-07-21T14:46:06.165-07:00You're embarrassing yourself.
All marble floo...You're embarrassing yourself. <br />All marble floors and cherry wood? <br />What is this, 1991?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-16833715354329196372013-07-21T14:20:53.622-07:002013-07-21T14:20:53.622-07:00I love when these crooks talk about how they put o...I love when these crooks talk about how they put one million or millions into upgrades and idiots believe them. I built 6,000 plus square feet, all brick, all marble floors with some cherry, 4 fireplaces, 2 kitchens, wainscoting, triple dentil crown molding, finished basement with sauna and steam shower and the list goes on and on for $1.2 million.<br /><br />How on God's earth do these crooks come up with one million dollar price tags for maybe a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of work, if that? I could put in the most amazing Smallbone kitchen with top of the line appliances and maybe spend $100,000, put a slate roof on and spend maybe another $100,000 and build a goddamn amazing master bathroom for about $50,000, put limestone all over the house for maybe $300,000 and still be under $600,000. <br /><br />My neighbor has a custom marble floor in his house that is more complex than Jeff Lewis's and I think he spent about $50,000 for his. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-31943676733906775432013-07-20T19:52:48.185-07:002013-07-20T19:52:48.185-07:00Jeff Lewis ain't nothin but a staging lady wit... Jeff Lewis ain't nothin but a staging lady with a camera crew. <br />Every other house in the country called, they want their countertops back. <br />And Taylor Armstrong sent a text asking for her top lip back again. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-53940892844512325912013-07-20T19:06:25.077-07:002013-07-20T19:06:25.077-07:00Luv me some geometric patterns, but Not These. So...Luv me some geometric patterns, but Not These. Some of the rooms look as though they'd be like living in a demented Escher print. Would be very interesting to see what the original 1937 interiors were like!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-67001409501979077462013-07-20T18:58:11.438-07:002013-07-20T18:58:11.438-07:00Saw Jeff Lewis in the title and got silly with ant...Saw Jeff Lewis in the title and got silly with anticipation. It has its moments, but maybe the style of this home should have stayed in keeping with ... the style of this home.Sandpipernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-83333220966427205282013-07-20T17:58:52.057-07:002013-07-20T17:58:52.057-07:002:12...1M in Jeff Lewis speak = 500K if that much....2:12...1M in Jeff Lewis speak = 500K if that much. After all, the IRS is watching us all, so who can blame him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43280449281261565692013-07-20T17:21:36.438-07:002013-07-20T17:21:36.438-07:00Mama! This sneaky ass spambot stole my comment!Mama! This sneaky ass spambot stole my comment!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-54105632266157322682013-07-20T14:12:53.174-07:002013-07-20T14:12:53.174-07:00I think I remember him saying that they put $1M in...I think I remember him saying that they put $1M into the upgrades, so he won't make much on this even if it sells for asking price. Is it being sold furnished? Maybe they got tired of the stairs?luke220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-73620622624216849322013-07-20T13:38:22.664-07:002013-07-20T13:38:22.664-07:00I so fondly recall the days when Mama would tuck t...I so fondly recall the days when Mama would tuck the children to bed, give a big kiss good night and send us to Mr. Sandman with some delicious decorating Don'ts and Do's. <br />If ever there was a house or homeowner to unleash the hounds on, it's this one. As senselessly fulfilling as it might be to know that there is no way in Heck, Mr. Edward's given birth name is Gauge, what about the miniature brass sconces in the living room, the mobile home style coffered ceiling and stackable, auditorium chairs in the dining room, that disturbing, very disturbing piece of 'art' in the master bedroom, the dinner plate sized door pulls on the bathroom vanity, the blindingly, shiny kitchen ceiling...<br />Mama, but why? Teach us to fly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-53997644818691872392013-07-20T13:36:48.684-07:002013-07-20T13:36:48.684-07:00ew ew gross. i don't see this style remaining ...ew ew gross. i don't see this style remaining for much longer, it's very gay, and i'm gay and couldn't do it. i guess he got sick of dark grey and lavender so just eliminated all colors.. no. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-67612958948086118822013-07-20T12:02:54.722-07:002013-07-20T12:02:54.722-07:00"You suck so much"??? What is this Wayne..."You suck so much"??? What is this Waynes World. I doubt Mama even had a flutter over that. As far as Mr. Lewis, a wise woman told me that a leopard doesn't change its spots. Gage is either going to accept his limited role in Jeffs life or move on. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-19490946208684626262013-07-20T11:56:28.413-07:002013-07-20T11:56:28.413-07:00Well, I love this blog. Especially on "Bever...Well, I love this blog. Especially on "Beverly Park Days".<br /><br />This house may be eye catching but much too high maintenance for me. The gardens, the finishes...... Gives me the vapors just thinking about all the weed whacking and Old English oiling.... Better suited for Paul Lynde, a G&T and several man-servants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-59511100617589123992013-07-20T11:31:21.523-07:002013-07-20T11:31:21.523-07:00I'm not wild about the house, but some brillia...I'm not wild about the house, but some brilliant financial moves -- or just plain luck. Friends of mine who live in the Berkeley Hills went through something similar. In 2006, with the real estate market roaring, they listed their dream home for an outrageous price, and were amazed -- and a little dismayed -- when it turned into a quick bidding war. Now out of a home because they weren't comfortable buying in that market, they rented. Four short years later, they were able to buy their former home out of foreclosure for only about 60% of what they'd sold it for. So they're happily back in their dream home, only with a couple-extra hundred thou in the bank.WrteStufLAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08455497424581883288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29296642362115902013-07-20T10:00:04.849-07:002013-07-20T10:00:04.849-07:00Wow, I'm really surprised. He and Gage made a ...Wow, I'm really surprised. He and Gage made a big deal about how this is their ":dream house" to raise a family in. I always thought it was a bit morose-looking, like a haunted house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-13437018667844266702013-07-20T09:47:14.184-07:002013-07-20T09:47:14.184-07:00Love those marble floors but is that really consid...Love those marble floors but is that really considered a herringbone patternCondos In Thailandhttp://condosthailand.blogspot.in/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-52718689507954414812013-07-20T09:18:42.779-07:002013-07-20T09:18:42.779-07:00Huh, well, 7:46, you're here giving a fuck abo...Huh, well, 7:46, you're here giving a fuck about this blog so isn't that ironic or something?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-28572828089125005342013-07-20T06:57:22.252-07:002013-07-20T06:57:22.252-07:00Oh no!! Tell me their not moving back to the awful...Oh no!! Tell me their not moving back to the awful townhouse again? Where will Zoila live?? What about having babies with Guage (that's a bet I would like to make in vegas as to their longevity)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-45073915896228180442013-07-20T04:35:11.214-07:002013-07-20T04:35:11.214-07:00Love those marble floors but is that really consid...Love those marble floors but is that really considered a herringbone pattern? <br />The brick definitely is, but the marble too? The patterns are nothing alike. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com