tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post2219431376572215888..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Burt Reynolds Downsizing in FloridaYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-61521509827523878142008-01-08T04:35:00.000-08:002008-01-08T04:35:00.000-08:00i'm a minimalist. it looks like burt's not.i'm a minimalist. it looks like burt's not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-43384835382902925642008-01-07T21:20:00.000-08:002008-01-07T21:20:00.000-08:00Strapping Hunk and Ricky made a mercy dash for the...Strapping Hunk and Ricky made a mercy dash for the Old Hag, and haven't been heard from since.<BR/><BR/>Rabies, you say? I'd better get tested . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91015541071582879712008-01-07T18:21:00.000-08:002008-01-07T18:21:00.000-08:00I'm gonna reserve the option to be or not be impre...I'm gonna reserve the option to be or not be impressed with the books, as I don't see anyplace comfortable to curl up and read. Unless, there's a big red brocade recliner and antler chandalier that got cropped out. Waiting for verification from Aunt Mary and/or Staging Lady. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-45255877749930552522008-01-07T17:42:00.000-08:002008-01-07T17:42:00.000-08:00The library is the only tolerable room, but it sti...The library is the only tolerable room, but it still needs some toning down. However, I'm seriously impressed with the books. Probably a designer put those in for him, though, maybe the one who crammed all kinds of shit in that horrendous and blinding game room. Still, it is true, the guy is old and this was decorated in a happily bygone era.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-44419209010321948362008-01-07T13:17:00.000-08:002008-01-07T13:17:00.000-08:00CEO, I'm crashing at Ricky's. He goes nuts for a m...CEO, I'm crashing at Ricky's. He goes nuts for a man in uniform and I love a latin that can.. uh.. ehm... it's a family forum. I'll tell you over drinks.<BR/><BR/>I sent an unmarked to troll the blvd looking for Strapping Hunk, no luck so far. I suggested they check his favorite LA hangout (Coral Sands) but even hardened police officers won't go in there.<BR/><BR/>We put a tracking device on the Toyota. She is now at the Marshall's at the Outlet Square Mall just north of Atlanta.<BR/><BR/>Too bad about Old Hag. The family might get her this time. Don't know why they want the place. Word around the precinct is the crack dealers don't even want that house.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-47396873752567960932008-01-07T12:05:00.000-08:002008-01-07T12:05:00.000-08:00Dear LAPD Tipster,We'll be lucky to keep Staging L...Dear LAPD Tipster,<BR/><BR/>We'll be lucky to keep Staging Lady on task. She called from the Knoxville outlet. Rambling about yet another detour ... Feather World. <BR/><BR/>I'm booked at The Tides. Cancelled Motel-6 in Kissamee after the Jupiter contract's recision period expired. Rewrote my bylaws on royalty cuts, too. I'll be seeing four figures on this baby. Staging Lady won't be happy, but I've got an iron-clad clause in the contract-- "Franchisor (Me, CEO) reserves right to revise all fees and conditions without recourse by franchisee." She'll get over it. <BR/><BR/>I know Strapping Hunk is a Four Seasons guy, so let's hook up for cocktails and dinner, 8-ish? Your lobby? Look for the Pink Bentley out front.<BR/><BR/>I can't help you with Old Hag. Last time I saw her, she bit me. Tested positive for Rabies. Not pretty. Fool me twice ... <BR/><BR/>Aunt Betty and So-chic are picking up staples at a little shoppe in Buckhead. They'll join us if they can. <BR/><BR/>Til then, and again, you're a prince.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-1295877795187168392008-01-07T10:53:00.000-08:002008-01-07T10:53:00.000-08:00Dear CEO, I'm meeting you in Miami. There are too ...Dear CEO, I'm meeting you in Miami. There are too many outlet malls along the road and Staging Lady will have to stop at every one. She is still in search of the perfect Dusty Rose silk flower arrangement to hot glue to the dashboard of the Toyota. <BR/><BR/>I chartered a private jet using city funds while the mayor is campaigning for Hil. "Strapping Hunk" can come along for the ride but only if he puts out.<BR/><BR/>Oh...Somebody needs to pick up Old Hag. Word on the street is her daughter is going to court to claim she is nuttier than Britney and the White Woman combined.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-33025509031730841872008-01-07T09:22:00.000-08:002008-01-07T09:22:00.000-08:00Dear Staging Lady with the Toyota:Great news! LAPD...Dear Staging Lady with the Toyota:<BR/><BR/>Great news! LAPD tipster is waiting on I-75 under the Welcome to Florida sign, ready to hitch up you new (gently used) pink trailer. Inside, you will find our 2008 "Special Circumstances De-Klutter ™ " kit, complete with spackle, dust masks, related products; plus 72-hour rental of fork lift and unlimited one-way hauling service to the property owner's museum in town. Compliments of me, CEO.<BR/><BR/>In approximately 72 hours, your "Special Circumstances - Decor-Delux" kit will helecopter in. Details forthcoming. <BR/><BR/>Meanwhile, enjoy the on-site food and beverage services, including 24/7 liquor station (you'll need it); ocean-view tent lodging; and related facilities. <BR/><BR/>Good luck! Congrats again on landing this monumentally horrendous project -- and fat contract (royalty for me!). Thanks too, to your somewhat quirky, but delightful friends.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-32305205037216393402008-01-07T09:03:00.000-08:002008-01-07T09:03:00.000-08:00Seeing that my new pink Toyota hybrid get such goo...Seeing that my new pink Toyota hybrid get such good mileage I've been thinking that I should take this one on.I can stop at all the discount outlets along the way and work my magic!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-24936620832394447382008-01-07T08:12:00.000-08:002008-01-07T08:12:00.000-08:00I beg your pardon! I've never been "shagged" on a ...I beg your pardon! I've never been "shagged" on a pool table. The idea!! (however, under a pool table on a shag carpet???)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-8856595230887558682008-01-07T07:38:00.000-08:002008-01-07T07:38:00.000-08:00Ouch. Where does one even begin? I think my favori...Ouch. Where does one even begin? I think my favorite is the etched dolphin glass in the dining room. <BR/><BR/>Nice setting, but I'll take a bulldozer and shovel out all the fixtures for a complete and total do-over.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-13942258869487134422008-01-06T20:34:00.000-08:002008-01-06T20:34:00.000-08:00lapd tipster - have you forgotten our dear ol' sta...lapd tipster - have you forgotten our dear ol' staging lady has won herself a brand-spanking-new Toyota?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-36364334671939683092008-01-06T20:06:00.000-08:002008-01-06T20:06:00.000-08:00Good Lord! You're putting yourselves in the hands ...Good Lord! You're putting yourselves in the hands of Staging Lady behind the wheel of that ancient toyota?? Remember to take the pear paintings. You might need to put them under the tires to get some traction on those icy roads. I'll meet you there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-12808309295310276732008-01-06T19:42:00.000-08:002008-01-06T19:42:00.000-08:00Spillmyguts: "Full of themselves?" Welcome! And, ...Spillmyguts: "Full of themselves?" <BR/><BR/>Welcome! And, at the risk of being too sassy, please let me thumbnail Our Mama 101. <BR/><BR/>Our Mama's primarily focus is on real-time listings. But, Our Mama, in her wisdom, may occasionally touch on other properties by same owner, just for spice. Usually, these won't be a deep dive, unless the parcels are also on the market.<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine how crazy it would be for Our Mama to track down every ancillary detail? <BR/><BR/>If I sent Our Mama info on every detail to be had on Mr. R's BH shack, she'd realistically ignore it til and if that property lists. <BR/> <BR/>This is a happy place and we're welcoming you, sib.<BR/><BR/>Caravan with us at the undisclosed southbound exit near Hilton Head. Look for the pink Toyota and all of us swilling up Aunt Mary's delicious F&B under our generator-powered tiki lights at the rest stop. We'll be there til day break, or later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-66352836466799599302008-01-06T17:40:00.000-08:002008-01-06T17:40:00.000-08:00No one, not one person, answered your query about ...No one, not one person, answered your query about Burt's current BH residence. Are they so full of themselves that they don't answer Mama when she asks them a question? hmmmmm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-24824812144396067622008-01-06T15:18:00.000-08:002008-01-06T15:18:00.000-08:00Yes Caveman and some of the blondes were boys!Yes Caveman and some of the blondes were boys!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-90808613819186229122008-01-06T14:26:00.000-08:002008-01-06T14:26:00.000-08:00i bet that bear could tell some stories, i'd have ...i bet that bear could tell some stories, i'd have a videocam in that bears mouth to keep track of my blondesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-71185396953434792392008-01-06T14:18:00.000-08:002008-01-06T14:18:00.000-08:00Ladies and gentlemen, I sincerely doubt you'd be t...Ladies and gentlemen, I sincerely doubt you'd be the first to get shagged on that pool table . . . well, perhaps the <I>humans</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-49494565063549282422008-01-06T14:16:00.000-08:002008-01-06T14:16:00.000-08:00I love it,I just need some Ostrich feathers and a ...I love it,I just need some Ostrich feathers and a glue gun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-11645443671547692222008-01-06T14:13:00.000-08:002008-01-06T14:13:00.000-08:00I'm with Aunt Mary I can see myself getting shagge...I'm with Aunt Mary I can see myself getting shagged on the pool table too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-68180651287032447522008-01-06T12:37:00.000-08:002008-01-06T12:37:00.000-08:00No kidding, Caveman.All this high-falutin' "design...No kidding, Caveman.<BR/><BR/>All this high-falutin' "design for living" chic gets just a wee bit tedious after awhile.<BR/><BR/>And like Aunt Mary says, there's books, which to my mind always give a room some soul.<BR/><BR/>Plus I could see myself being shagged on the pool table.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-22249671687616464032008-01-06T12:30:00.000-08:002008-01-06T12:30:00.000-08:00Over there,and there,and that one it's putrid!Over there,and there,and that one it's putrid!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29576518141897223602008-01-06T09:54:00.000-08:002008-01-06T09:54:00.000-08:00i like the game room, looks like a fun place to ha...i like the game room, looks like a fun place to hang out...why not, its a game room. if i was the buyer, i would request that room stay intact.<BR/>i bet elvis would like it also.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-57723099273789986842008-01-06T08:32:00.000-08:002008-01-06T08:32:00.000-08:00anon 3:20 - I doubt they mean the location is "har...anon 3:20 - I doubt they mean the location is "hard to find", they are saying it is "hard to find" a 3 acre parcel for sale in that area.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-24748463505020192452008-01-06T08:11:00.000-08:002008-01-06T08:11:00.000-08:00It was Cosmopolitan, not Playgirl where Burt put t...It was Cosmopolitan, not Playgirl where Burt put the goods on display. The issue of Cosmo caused such a ruckus, that folks decided to build a mag around the concept, Playgirl.<BR/><BR/>Course, women were the ostensible buyers, but it geared toward for all uw budding teenage homos in the 70s who remember it fondly.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps cause ol' Burt was the first guy i have saw nekkid in a mag, i have a soft spot for him, but I gotta say i agree with PCH, i bet there's some pretty cool stuff wedged in there. <BR/><BR/>Back then Billiard Rooms were inspired by Westerns and Shakey's Pizza commercials. This place looks to be a time capsule, where nothing has been touched for maybe 30 years, except maybe the installation of a hi def TV in the screening room and a bowflex in the gym.<BR/><BR/>Just imagine it filled, Burt smoking a stogie while a framed photo of Dinah Shore looks on, Sally Field blending margaritas, Jerry Reed playing Amos Moses on the gee-tar and Jim Neighbors saying, "well gaaaawwllly"<BR/><BR/>Good times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com