tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post2057951203588329829..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Weekend Wrap UpYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-83926977021255679672011-02-01T02:31:31.238-08:002011-02-01T02:31:31.238-08:00Depp's purchase of the palazzo has been denied...Depp's purchase of the palazzo has been denied by his rep. If he bought all the houses he's supposedly bought, half the world would be owned by Mr Depp.<br /><br />The Daily Mail is such a rag, all cut and paste and make the rest up. JD does not own houses in Hawaii and Somerset (UK) either. I actually told Mama about the Somerset rumour a while back, for which I offer humble apologies. Lawd, if Johnny Depp was living down the road from me, I'd have to take to my fainting couch.ms_wonderlandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04920743891556888007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-26561090539071644802011-01-31T14:04:44.700-08:002011-01-31T14:04:44.700-08:00Mama, I LOVE Elaine Kaufmann's place...decor a...Mama, I LOVE Elaine Kaufmann's place...decor and all!!! (My husband teases me and says that I must be Mexican, because I love such bright colors! ;-)Jeannifiednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-10586398091031083242011-01-31T13:12:36.966-08:002011-01-31T13:12:36.966-08:00After seeing the absolutely horrifying building-st...After seeing the absolutely horrifying building-stage photos of Jeter's house, I'm going to admit that the finished house is not that bad! Don't get me wrong, it's still not good, but I was expecting MUCH worse...Footienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-35386156581733599512011-01-31T12:27:27.355-08:002011-01-31T12:27:27.355-08:00Having lived in the vicinity, I have to comment on...Having lived in the vicinity, I have to comment on Jeter's place. What was he thinking? I can assure you there isn't another house in the entire bay area that even remotely resembles that. The front facade is hideous, just hideous.angienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-13052257184121121442011-01-31T06:58:41.237-08:002011-01-31T06:58:41.237-08:00LGB; Thanks, now sated, I can get on with my life...LGB; Thanks, now sated, I can get on with my life. This place is tinfoil against a filling. The thought of Palmetto bug in Jeter's Pimms cup is most appealing.StPaulSnowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-69513869439522517912011-01-31T06:07:24.883-08:002011-01-31T06:07:24.883-08:00nice floor plan on Elaine's place though.....g...nice floor plan on Elaine's place though.....good POOPER PLACEMENT and WINDOWS!!!!Hot Chocolatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84661375133626790032011-01-31T05:27:27.183-08:002011-01-31T05:27:27.183-08:00I think Mr. Jeter should hire Ms. Williams to deco...I think Mr. Jeter should hire Ms. Williams to decorate his hotel, I mean house in Trampa, I mean Tampa. It would complete the look:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-40313126738281319452011-01-31T01:05:55.463-08:002011-01-31T01:05:55.463-08:00At first glance I thought Depp's palazzo was n...At first glance I thought Depp's palazzo was next to the place where Wagner died (after a nasty argument with Cosima), but alas although similar, it is not the same place. <br /><br />To Marky: well if you had gone to Elaine's I doubt you would have gotten anywhere near the celebrities. She put her ordinary customers out in the boondogs of her restaurant. The regulars had tables with seats reserved for them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-4833782279913997832011-01-31T00:22:39.736-08:002011-01-31T00:22:39.736-08:00Snowman,
Sorry to disappoint (nice pills?!? What ...<b>Snowman,</b><br /><br />Sorry to disappoint (<i>nice pills?!?</i> What on earth <i>are</i> those?); I have a wicked cold and am really much too enervated to waste time shredding that eyeball-scratching pile of faux Cotswold crap; Jeter has to live in it, poised between the surprisingly humid 8th & 9th Circles of Hell (Fraud & Treachery), otherwise known as Palmetto Bug Haven... that should be punishment enough in my book.<br /><br />I can't wait to see how his obligatory "trophy" strewn man cave will turn out, complete with the de rigeur pool table ––– can you say <i>The Accused</i>?<br /><br />Eww.lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-75701048494511050552011-01-30T21:04:58.668-08:002011-01-30T21:04:58.668-08:00OMG.....first...does johnny depp have money to thr...OMG.....first...does johnny depp have money to throw after money?<br />what a dump...and "on the grand canal" so every tourist can be looking at your bizness? I really like the laundry hanging off the neighbor's "terrace" ugh...I will NOT comment on V starr and her decorating skills. I will be nice.<br />jeter's "house" is a hot mess.debnursenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-70525963773758602962011-01-30T20:53:46.690-08:002011-01-30T20:53:46.690-08:00Raina, honey, you earned your wings on that V Star...Raina, honey, you earned your wings on that V Starr piece. Those Williams girls think way too highly of their (minimal) talents. Wal-Mart has better home decorating displays.Madam Pincehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14581788699758821238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-39023593186116425222011-01-30T19:34:17.961-08:002011-01-30T19:34:17.961-08:00I just quite recently read the 2004 book Everyone ...I just quite recently read the 2004 book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Comes-Elaines-All-Stars-Politicians/dp/006053818X/" rel="nofollow">Everyone Comes to Elaine's</a> and was surprised at what a fun and interesting little read it is. It includes numerous vignettes authored by famous/infamous long-term café habitués. Wish that I'd gone there at least once, but when I used to visit friends in NYC millennia ago in its heyday, they wanted to go to places like Orso and the Odeon. Oh well, sic transit and all that...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-38523215810771191092011-01-30T18:05:33.165-08:002011-01-30T18:05:33.165-08:00LGB. You disappoint! You must have upped your do...LGB. You disappoint! You must have upped your dosage on nice pills. I was counting on you for something more damning about that blasphemous perversion of English architectural elements. At least Mama was merciful in not showing any interior shots.StPaulSnowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-2271452261331840972011-01-30T17:15:35.366-08:002011-01-30T17:15:35.366-08:00Most Marvelous Mama,
Thanks so much for linking ...Most Marvelous Mama, <br /><br />Thanks so much for linking to my Venus Williams article!<br /><br />xoxo,<br /><br />Raina<br />If the Lamp Shade FitsRaina Coxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01095323923070587294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-33756609367568290842011-01-30T16:54:07.596-08:002011-01-30T16:54:07.596-08:00How much do you think Derek Jeter had to pay whoev...How much do you think Derek Jeter had to pay whoever gives building permits to have that hideous house approved??? I would die if I was one of his neighbors and had to live next to that monstrosity--and I would imagine Jeter's new house caused the property values to decrease even more than they already had.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-80490437377132584462011-01-30T15:47:29.994-08:002011-01-30T15:47:29.994-08:00Memo to self:
Do not, repeat NOT, ask any person c...Memo to self:<br />Do not, repeat NOT, ask any person called Williams to help with the decor.<br />Never and no time and no way.<br />The AussieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-2373357734026239232011-01-30T15:35:59.883-08:002011-01-30T15:35:59.883-08:00Great wrap up!
1). Bigger-than-life palazzo, pint...Great wrap up!<br /><br />1). Bigger-than-life palazzo, pint-sized buyer. But hey, if he's willing to throw down a sizable chunk o' cash for a Venetian fixer-upper, he can <i>almost</i> be forgiven for <i>The Tourist...</i> almost.<br /><br />2). Unnecessarily nasty; we've all seen much worse here ––– much, <i>much</i> worse. At least she's proven she can successfully copy a Smith+Hawken catalog.<br /><br />3). Was that Davis Island or Devil's Island? As an out-sized contemporary, it was just an exercise in ego-stroking vulgarity. As a faux English country house on the Florida coast, it's an incomprehensible shiteosity.<br /><br />4). Fabulous floor plan with a more-than-generous terrace, a WBF, and the all important location in the 80s. If you threw in the books & artwork, I wouldn't care if the sofas were upholstered in bandicoot foreskins...<br /><br />5). Those ladies need to be taken out to the woodshed & bitch-slapped ––– please.lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.com