Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Tuesday Tidbit: Kim Kardashian to Hole Up In NYC Hotel

Brace yourselves, butter beans because it's feverishly low-brow reality tee-vee time.

A week or two ago Kim Kardashian was married to professional dribbler Kris Humphries in an extravagant multi-million dollar production on the spectacular manicured grounds of Sotto Il Monte, a sprawling and historic estate in Montecito, CA owned by Silicon Valley venture capitalist Frank Caufield.

New reports in The Post and on Curbed reveal that Mister and Missus Kim Kardashian have returned from their brief honeymoon in Italy to New York City where they are expected to (temporarily) settle into a posh penthouse suite at the Gansevoort Park Avenue Hotel that goes for–are y'all ready for this–$7,000 per night.

The hotel's website shows the duplex suite they're most likely moving into (shown above) measures approximately 2,000 square feet and features a dramatic double height living room with two story high wall of windows, a sculptural floating staircase, fireplace with towering marble chimney breast, private terrace with glittery city view, and state-of-the-art audio and visual systems.

The newlyweds will remain in residence at the swanky hotel just north of Madison Square Park while Kimmy K. shoots another of the Kardashian family's (too) many reality tee-vee shows that neither Your Mama nor the Dr. Cooter will watch because, well, we simply do not and can not understand the appeal of the Kardashian family.

Back on the west coast, Kim still owns an approximately 4,000 square foot faux-Tuscan/mock-Med manse in the Beverly Hills Post Office area that she acquired in February 2010 for $3,400,000.

photos: Gansevoort Hotel Group


midTN said...

..."Kim Kardashian to hole up"........

........nope, not going to post it.

Anonymous said...

Kim is trying to buy her old sex tape rights and take off the market.. where was was doing all sorts of bad acts that well aren't exactly normal... maybe she and Chris can film a new tape as she uses this to launch her career.

Flipside! Way to go marketing yourself and raking in the millions... dayum!

Oh yes, I love this hotel space! Too bad Kim has soiled it for others.

Anonymous said...

bet you a gin & tonic the hotel is comping the whole thing for the PR.

Anonymous said...

OH can we please IGNORE thesew stupid w*nkers ? They deserve not the time of day.

Anonymous said...

maybe the maid can assault her.

Anonymous said...

I am proud to say I have never laid eyes on a picture of any of these people; I run into the name quite often however, to my great annoyance. I do hope these nobodies just go back to being nobodies as they should. How can we get rid of them?

Anonymous said...

the sex is still good so the relationship is still on.
when the good sex is over (after the invitations went out but too late to back out, next month, next year, take your pick), the divorce announcement will be released referencing the incredibly busy work schedules that left them little time together (to have boring old married people sex in hotel penthouses).

Anonymous said...


Trixie von Trott said...

I agree with Anon 4:45pm. Her fat, overhyped ass aint paying a dime for this Eloise at the Plaza experience.

What a nauseating lot this bunch of no-bodies are. It's a sad reflection of society when famewhores of their ilk get hoisted onto the pedestal of celebrity. UGH!

Rosco Mare said...

I like the clean, crisp elegant day-core of the suite. Would like to see a few more pictures. A team of nice (gay or otherwise) commercial decorators created understated magic here. Beautiful!

Anonymous said...

So a HO is HOled up in a HOtel.

Anonymous said...

This is about right.
Hookers, especially high priced ones tend to hang out in hotels.

Anonymous said...

the question is will Kris get out before She spends all his money? He is a dang fool. Because
1) to marry a high upkeep gal with only dating a few months
2)the prenup says they both go their own $$$ way if (when) it ends.

3) to buy a 2 million ring when his net worth is only 8 million