
What this means is that we're taking a bit of a vacay kids. By the end of the day Your Mama will be deep in the boondocks without telephone or wireless services and won't be back until next week iffin we decide to come back at all. Now butter beans, try to control yourselves in Your Mama's absence. We don't want to have to take the time to give y'all a smack down when we return.
Bye now.
P.S. Here's a few tidbits and morsels to keep your mouth wet while were gone.
Tommy Mottola lists Aspen ranch for $27,500,000.
Some New York hockey honcho lists his Upper West Side bachelor pad.
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw finally sell their Beverly Park spread, the one with the super gay bathroom, for way less than the $14,800,000 they wanted.
Frederick C. Wehba lists Le Palais du Couchant, his newly built and never occupied Beverly Hills mega-mansion he decided is too damn big to live in.
Country king Alan Jackson just sold Sweetbriar, his massive mansion in Nashville for a heart stopping and record breaking twenty eight million and some change and now he's looking to unload a waterfront house in Tequesta, FL for $1,270,000 because he's got a new place in Jupiter Island, the very same Jupiter Island where Tiger Woods is completing a colossal contemporary mansion and where Celine Dion built a private water park in her front yard.
8 comments:
The Palace of the Setting Sun??!! If only the sun would set on vulgar pretentious La La Land poseurs who want to be Louis XIV, or XV, but who end up more like Louis XVI when all is said and done.
Atchuly, a bit worse than you thought:
http://www.fredwehba.com/biography.php
Have a great vacay Mama, and what a gorgeous picture. Here's hoping you encounter similar scenery to keep the kiddos from jangling your nerves. If that doesn't work, you can always just double up on the pills, lol. Enjoy!
Enjoy your road trip Mama!
Oh, dear. How does one put a price on a monument to excess and bad taste? It seems as if one throws $68.5 million smackers against the wall and waits to see if it sticks. Or watch, as it simply slides down to the ground as most piles of dog doo are want to do. Iff'in by some miracle of chance yours truly were to have that kind of pocket change in the cushions of the couch, I'm confident in saying I'd rather use it to finance a home for unwed Republican mothers before laying it out even half of it out for that temple to unimaginable waste. Honestly chickens, it's not even usable as a corporate retreat or conference facility. I'd say his best hope of recovering a dime would be for a extremely local siesmic event to return it to the place to which it belongs.
But I digress. I hope you have a stunning time Mamma, and I find that a subtle stash of Nerve Pill Trail Mix does wonders for the vocally abhorrent set when I'm on those type of adventures.
Have a good time, Mama. The children will miss you, but everyone deserves some time off.
That photo is gorgeous.
Have a good time.
Mama! You're in Star Magazine!!!! Time to throw back some martinis!!!
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