Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Mister Piven Moves to the Atelier?

The usually scintillating scuttlebutters at Page Six reported today that Entourage actor Jeremy Piven–who has, apparently, canoodled with not just one, but two of the skinny bitches from America's Next Top Model–is moving into the 45 story New York City building called the Atelier.

The actor is currently hanging his hat in New York while bustin' his hump in Broadways' celeb packed play Speed The Plow sooooh he does need a place to live. But the Atelier? Fer real?

The children will surely recall that this isn't the first time reports have circulated about famous folks setting up part time pied a terres at the Atelier. Other big name occupants are reported to include supermodel Maggie Rizer, comely tennis ace James Blake, the allegedly lesbian Lindsay Lohan and that poor washed up Nick Lachey and his gurlyfriend What's Her Name.

We presume, but can not prove, that these famous folks are given a free and furnished crib in exchange for the developers being given permission to "leak" the names of the big name residents to the press, thereby making the building more attractive to potential buyers who like the idea of living in the same building as famous people. But do they actually stay there when in New York? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

When in Los Angeles, his home base, it is Your Mama's understanding that Mister Piven shacks up in an oceanfront house on Malibu Road in, you guessed it, Malee-boo.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"We presume, but can not prove, that these famous folks are given a free and furnished crib in exchange for the developers being given permission to "leak" the names of the big name residents to the press"

Really, that is so tacky. A somewhat high-profile Forbes ranked billionaire lives in my building and heads would roll if we started throwing that around, not to mention the security concerns.

Anonymous said...

It's bullshit. If La Lohan actually stayed here why would she always be staying at that new hotel on the Bowery every time she was in NY?

Doesn't Eve "live" here too? But I think she actually stays in hers.

Where I work shares a common basement with this bldg, and it's actually really nice, and the area is 100x better than what it was 5 years ago, by far.

lil' gay boy said...

And we care about the folliclely challenged thespian because……… ???

Anonymous said...

We care because this is a blog about real estate... and this is information. How much more condescending can you be?

Anonymous said...

10:02, He could start by studying you.

Anonymous said...

This is exactly how celebrities go broke.