Wednesday, February 7, 2007

La Lohan Update: SOLD!

SELLER: Lindsay Lohan
LOCATION: 9255 Doheny Road, #2701
PRICE: $2,495,000 (list)
SIZE: 2,117 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Opportunity awaits. The most famous full service high rise in the city. This 3 bedroom, 2.5 bathroom Northwest corner unit is on the desirable 27th floor. Boasting killer ocean, city, sunset and Hollywood Hills views. Ready for your client to customize and make it their own ultimate retreat.

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Your Mama has just received word from Little Birdie, one of our extremely well connected sources within the Los Angeles real estate scene, that a Lindsay Lohan owned condo in the famous Sierra Towers has gone to contract. Some of our readers will recall we discussed this apartment back in December, but let's give a little recap...

The apartment had been listed at $2,850,000 and was recently reduced to it's current asking price of $2,495,000. The reduced price seems to have helped scare up a buyer. Our Little Birdie tells us the apartment will be sold for close to the asking price. Little Birdie confirms the 27th floor apartment is an "empty shell" and is being sold to someone likely to renovate and sell on at a considerable profit.

As you may recall, La Lohan purchased this apartment in 2005 for $1,950,000, and never moved in. Property records show the apartment is currently owned by an entity called the Mark Landesman Trust. Mister Landesman happens to be La Lohan's New York based business manager.

As all the children surely know, this beleaguered ack-tress/snatch flasher is much in the tabloid news lately for her efforts to clean up her late night ways. In fact La Lohan is sort of going through rehab at the Wonderland Center up in Laurel Canyon. Wonderland bills itself as a "residential treatment facility" but it appears Ms. Lohan's celebrity status grants her special privileges, which according to celebrity blogger queen Perez Hilton, include going out to clubs every now and again.

Your Mama really does hope La Lohan is able to pull it all together and move beyond her crazy ways. Not only is Your Mama dog tired of hearing about the supposed color of her crotch hair and the sometimes lack thereof, we're also worn out from reading about all her drunken feuding and fighting with the other Hollywood club scene bitches. Can't we all just get along?

See an update about one of the La Lohan real estate rumors here.


design snitch said...

I can actually hear the sighs of relief from the Sierra tenants all the way over here in Tennessee...

Your Mama said...

Ms. Champagne, The Sierra Towers residents are used to big time celeb residents. And, how do we say this discreetly, they are not making any sighs of relief just yet.

design snitch said...

Yes, I hear tell that she may have just played musical condos and is in residence. Apparently, she may not quite be done having quickies with all of her new money hipster neighbors on her "passes" out of Wonderland. Hmph... kinda makes me jealous...