tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post9008078767518988516..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: Kellan Lutz Rents New Crib in VeniceYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-75963360129497434852011-08-05T23:53:07.996-07:002011-08-05T23:53:07.996-07:00Ok, I suppose as usual I'm late to the party. ...Ok, I suppose as usual I'm late to the party. Butt... my screen taste like an odd combo of mint, salt, and some sort of tobacco. Oh -- shit. Wait a minute. I mean, my screen taste like sushi grade tuna and ice cold Japanese beer. Just a hint of wasabe. As for scabs, well I try to work union wherever/whenever possible. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go hang up another HOPE poster in the garage. The last one was singed when Hesperia left my Range Rover running, and whatever she had hooked up to jumper cables (?) evidently became quite hot... hence the singed poster. I have GOT to get a new cleaning lady! GO'bama 2012, eh?hippie canyonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91476097836106249732011-08-05T13:14:00.546-07:002011-08-05T13:14:00.546-07:00Oh yes.... I will move right in and keep the athle...Oh yes.... I will move right in and keep the athletic vibe ok. Communal Showers for all... oops dropped the soap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-71632095678739221902011-08-05T10:10:33.841-07:002011-08-05T10:10:33.841-07:00Well, is he or isn't he? Anyhoo, what a terrib...Well, is he or isn't he? Anyhoo, what a terrible looking place to live in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-90523819539080586562011-08-05T10:09:05.756-07:002011-08-05T10:09:05.756-07:00I am tired of people denigrating scabs. Scabs are...I am tired of people denigrating scabs. Scabs are a remarkable part of the miracle of wound healing. They maintain a moist environment for healing and keep you from bleeding to death. The same goes for shit, without which you would eventually explode. Boogers, however are worthy of denigration. LGB, I tried the screen/tongue thing. Mine was more tofu than chicken.StPaulSnowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-42456625268226488332011-08-05T08:46:10.466-07:002011-08-05T08:46:10.466-07:00"meh" as an expression of dislike or dis..."meh" as an expression of dislike or disapproval is about as hip as continuing to display an Obama Hope and Change poster, LGB.<br /><br />And we really don't need to know where you like to put your tongue. That's obvious enough, extra crispy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-55963776344362736422011-08-05T02:23:51.352-07:002011-08-05T02:23:51.352-07:00The house reminded him of a stuttering teenage gir...The house reminded him of a stuttering teenage girl wearing a little rose-colored cap with a bell on top of it, sad enough to elicit pity but not enough to provoke an erection.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-2317134073241608162011-08-05T02:05:45.328-07:002011-08-05T02:05:45.328-07:00The human race needs to be terminated immediately....The human race needs to be terminated immediately. All property and celebrities are the festering scab on top of the bloody stool of the fascist American police state. This blog is merely a figment of your imagination, your vanity, your folly, your manufactured identity,<br />your desperate need for meaning, an overflowing chamberpot under the rickety chair of your rapidly fading empire.<br /><br />Here, have a peppermint.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-58192505476983859822011-08-05T01:07:56.632-07:002011-08-05T01:07:56.632-07:00Buddhas-R-Us® ––– love it.
Talk about stunning ar...<b><i>Buddhas-R-Us®</i></b> ––– love it.<br /><br />Talk about stunning architecture...that is certainly well-built, like the proverbial brick shit-house; as for the Venice property, meh.<br /><br />BTW, did you know that if you hold you tongue to an Apple Cinema Display long enough, it tastes just like chicken?<br /><br />;-)lil' gay boyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10115496241247504856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-10886618065411917522011-08-04T23:33:37.511-07:002011-08-04T23:33:37.511-07:00Kellan (dare I say Kelly...) is hotter than hot. B...Kellan (dare I say Kelly...) is hotter than hot. But, this house reminds me of some sh*t that you'd end up with when you didn't have enough sense to rent that house in The Hamptons for you and your whore-d of friends earlier in the year. Did I mention Venice sucks? Don't care about who has a production office there or what beyond cool gallery is there. If your idea of a great beach is 5 blocks of homeless parolees living in sleeping bags, and a boardwalk full of weed enthusists -- the harmony of which is only broken up by the throngs of tourists from fly-over states -- then by all means head to Venice. On the other hand, if you want to live within walking distance of the beach AND feel good about where you live, then head to Santa Monica Canyon, or Rustic Canyon. Just sayin'...hippie canyonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84202698218972576522011-08-04T22:44:49.169-07:002011-08-04T22:44:49.169-07:00Blech. Although the presence of Lutz inside the ho...Blech. Although the presence of Lutz inside the house makes it 1000x better. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84671434864715751842011-08-04T22:35:20.112-07:002011-08-04T22:35:20.112-07:00I refuse to believe the rouge brother explanation ...I refuse to believe the rouge brother explanation and instead choose to believe that he was attempting to build a harem full of hot gay boys. I'd gladly serve as his Mr. Belvedere.<br /><br />/dreamJessenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-11691509899934870792011-08-04T20:14:59.322-07:002011-08-04T20:14:59.322-07:00Does California have many Buddhas-R-US locations? ...Does California have many Buddhas-R-US locations? The idea that you can purchase serenity must be very profitable. Here in the front yards of the midwest we have these great painted plywood cutouts of people with their backs to you bending over. Often they have a little propeller spinning in the wind. Not as much of a spiritual advertisement, but certainly more honest and good for a cheap laugh.StPaulSnowmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-31551746691933728502011-08-04T17:55:58.674-07:002011-08-04T17:55:58.674-07:00Bleh!!!Bleh!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-74890594692877856322011-08-04T16:27:57.733-07:002011-08-04T16:27:57.733-07:00WTF is up with the two giraffe's behind Buddah...WTF is up with the two giraffe's behind Buddah?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91057211839978171312011-08-04T15:36:26.865-07:002011-08-04T15:36:26.865-07:00Habitat-abbed.Habitat-abbed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-8815701284159303602011-08-04T15:25:44.600-07:002011-08-04T15:25:44.600-07:00LGB: you are the Reseda in the
Holmby Hills of my ...LGB: you are the Reseda in the<br />Holmby Hills of my soul.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-80347637279049296532011-08-04T14:34:47.487-07:002011-08-04T14:34:47.487-07:00I would gladly move into a cardboard box with Kell...I would gladly move into a cardboard box with Kellan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-68817160065478629552011-08-04T14:22:56.871-07:002011-08-04T14:22:56.871-07:00Great little house...and if I may state the obviou...Great little house...and if I may state the obvious, that boy is hotter than a hootch's cootchie.Brandonhttp://southgateresidential.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.com