tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post8827328693367201956..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: UPDATE: SlashYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-44211026012629025272007-11-28T11:45:00.000-08:002007-11-28T11:45:00.000-08:00Derek the Dick.Anyway, as average Joe is arguing t...Derek the Dick.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, as average Joe is arguing that every property burnt down is $10M+<BR/><BR/>Here is an article from the Mayor of Malibu from the LA Times today - <BR/><BR/>"There are two kinds of Malibu," said Mayor Jeff Jennings, recalling a description of his longtime home. "There is the beach Malibu. And there is the rocks and cactus and coyote-ate-the-cat kind of Malibu." The 53 houses lost in the weekend's Corral fire fall in the latter category, Jennings said. Concentrated in rugged Corral, Latigo and Sycamore canyons, most of them are "relatively modest homes built on quarter-acre or half-acre lots," he said. "I know a bunch of these folks. Some are teachers, some are real estate guys and some are working in the movie business. They're not movie stars."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-13476520566153733792007-11-27T15:35:00.000-08:002007-11-27T15:35:00.000-08:00derek = dumb a**derek = dumb a**Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-32919619332462445372007-11-26T23:45:00.000-08:002007-11-26T23:45:00.000-08:00The topic above is "Update: Slash". About a proper...The topic above is "Update: Slash". About a property in the Hollywood Hills near Runyon Canyon. Nowhere near Malibu. Your point was?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-89011286996208837852007-11-26T19:19:00.000-08:002007-11-26T19:19:00.000-08:00These threats are very real. Earthquakes, too, tho...These threats are very real. Earthquakes, too, though the list below only tracks 5.0s and up. <BR/> <BR/>http://www.malibucomplete.com/mc_hazards_slides.php<BR/><BR/>http://www.malibucomplete.com/mc_hazards_fires.php<BR/><BR/>http://www.malibucomplete.com/mc_hazards_quakes.phpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-89124399641215504252007-11-26T17:24:00.000-08:002007-11-26T17:24:00.000-08:00When has this area ever slid or burned?? Certainly...When has this area ever slid or burned?? Certainly not in the past 30 years that I have lived within a couple of miles.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-24824866294317048842007-11-26T16:24:00.000-08:002007-11-26T16:24:00.000-08:00I don't know about you...but I would not build or ...I don't know about you...but I would not build or buy a home in an area known to burn to the ground (or slide down the hill) every ten years.It's me Darling...https://www.blogger.com/profile/12470166943180509132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-28525619069715652162007-11-26T15:41:00.000-08:002007-11-26T15:41:00.000-08:00WAITER! Get that old broad a double then send her ...WAITER! Get that old broad a double then send her over to get my great aunt the old hag out of her house so i can list it with jan horn. i need the cash to buy a house near sunset plaza where i can invite caveman over to party with paris and lindsay after a bunch of gay decorators do it up nice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-37648197369051790042007-11-26T12:06:00.000-08:002007-11-26T12:06:00.000-08:00SLASH THAT PRICE!SLASH THAT PRICE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-84224983627922267622007-11-26T12:02:00.000-08:002007-11-26T12:02:00.000-08:00Why is everybody so upset,WAITER,WAITER, I need an...Why is everybody so upset,WAITER,WAITER, I need another drink make it a double!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-29125281982382768732007-11-26T10:14:00.000-08:002007-11-26T10:14:00.000-08:00Have you ever been to Malibu, Average Joe?Corral C...Have you ever been to Malibu, Average Joe?<BR/><BR/>Corral Canyon is mostly smallish houses on smallish lots, built maybe 30 or 40 years ago. Drive up there sometime -- it's a steep, winding road -- and you'll see lots of "normal" people. Not everyone paid the current million-plus price of entry -- lots of folks probably paid much, much less years ago. They drive regular cars. They have regular jobs. That's what I mean by middle class.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-13288689815577674552007-11-26T10:06:00.000-08:002007-11-26T10:06:00.000-08:00Thank you so much. [ I'm smiling. ]Thank you so much. [ I'm smiling. ]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-70314666874833319582007-11-26T09:42:00.000-08:002007-11-26T09:42:00.000-08:00Hello, Sandpiper! You have lovely plummage.Hello, Sandpiper! You have lovely plummage.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-17877586477295468192007-11-26T06:45:00.000-08:002007-11-26T06:45:00.000-08:00So, all 3 properties you mentioned were wrong ... ...So, all 3 properties you mentioned were wrong ... I wait for your new list ... Again, I want properties on the MLS that are listed at $10M+ that are located on the streets affcted by fire ... I wait with anticipation ...<BR/><BR/>P.S - I wouldn't use the news as your source - during the last fire Fox were showing copter video of the 2 homes that were burning on malibu rd at the colony end & the anchor was describing them as 'million dollar beach houses' when in actual fact they were $15M - $18M beach houses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-38710823693284533402007-11-26T06:37:00.000-08:002007-11-26T06:37:00.000-08:00"Average Joe Said...oh and fleas home, 10MM"Hmm Av..."Average Joe Said...<BR/><BR/>oh and fleas home, 10MM"<BR/><BR/><BR/>Hmm Average Joe ... Seems his Sycamore Meadows home is on the market for$4.8M ... I mean, I'm no math genius but that would seem quite a bit less than the '10MM' you keep on mentioning. Heres the listing, see, I like to back up my claims with facts [that are in the correct area!] <BR/><BR/>See, we all know now that you don't know your Malibu Rd from your Malibu Bowl or your Latigo Canyon from your La Costa beach ; )<BR/><BR/>http://lalife.com/address/6228_Sycamore_Meadows_Dr_Malibu_CA_90265Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91999942463631228822007-11-26T06:14:00.000-08:002007-11-26T06:14:00.000-08:00Average Joe ...I asked you to link properties over...Average Joe ...<BR/><BR/>I asked you to link properties over $10M on the mls to fire damaged streets & you didn't!<BR/><BR/>A] The Trancas Canyon property is far far away from the fires - Tranca Canyon is right along past Point Dume at Broad Beach - Have you ever actually bn to Malibu b/c your geography sucks!<BR/><BR/>B] The Meadows Crt property is was not damaged, no properties on that street were touched ... Sycamore Meadows Dr which is close by lost a few homes but that was due to embers blowing from Latigo Canyon Dr.<BR/><BR/>So, basically your links are meaningless ... one isn't near where the fires are & the other wasn't damaged & not rlly that close to the fire. I stated that there may be a couple of properties over $10M but out of the 40+ homes damaged I'm guessing 95% of them will be in the $2M to $3M range - The addresses of those damaged are mostly Malibu Bowl which IS NOT EXPENSIVE so please stop acting like you know Malibu real estate b/c quite frankly linking to a property on Trancas Canyon which is way beyond Point Dume & NOT even an evacuation area is plain ridiculous. From the fire area of Malibu Bowl to Trancas Canyon is probably around 10 miles along PCH ... So please be quiet, there are Malibu locals on this blog who know far better than you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-53339599784658757352007-11-26T05:54:00.000-08:002007-11-26T05:54:00.000-08:00pch, those picts that are on the next posting look...pch, those picts that are on the next posting look like estates to me. definetly 10MM plus estates in any market.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-72867615518479040722007-11-26T03:37:00.000-08:002007-11-26T03:37:00.000-08:00"The fire department said 53 homes -- including do..."The fire department said 53 homes -- including dozens of ""multi-million"" dollar properties -- 27 outbuildings and 14 vehicles had been lost while a further 34 homes had been damaged in the 4,720-acre (1,910-hectare) blaze."<BR/><BR/>pch this is considered middle class ?<BR/><BR/>so what is considered upperclass ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-9759995356521837912007-11-26T03:18:00.000-08:002007-11-26T03:18:00.000-08:00billionaire joe;okay then......time to back off of...billionaire joe;<BR/><BR/>okay then......<BR/><BR/>time to back off of the latte.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-7610197438988542172007-11-25T22:27:00.000-08:002007-11-25T22:27:00.000-08:00I'm guessing there are some facts we don't know. L...I'm guessing there are some facts we don't know. Like who owns the open canyon on the other side of the gate beyond this house where Wattles appears to continue as not much more than a dirt road. Maybe the broker told them they could block the street with parking since they were the last house. Or maybe that the land beyond the gate was park land (Santa Monica Mountains Conservancy or perhaps or perhaps Runyon Park).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-52992350760183520892007-11-25T21:34:00.000-08:002007-11-25T21:34:00.000-08:00I lived in Corral Canyon several years ago, in one...I lived in Corral Canyon several years ago, in one of the houses on Fairside that the city of Malibu says was damaged:<BR/><BR/>http://www.malibu-ca.gov/index.cfm?fuseaction=detail&navid=230&cid=11426<BR/><BR/>It's a completely middle class neighborhood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-64645070332100806212007-11-25T21:27:00.000-08:002007-11-25T21:27:00.000-08:00"For example, the potential buyers might be bother..."For example, the potential buyers might be bothered by the parking situation at the house and decide to back out."<BR/><BR/>Yeah. After they've done their HOMEWORK. BEFORE THE SALE. <BR/><BR/>LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-40899763657530370222007-11-25T21:12:00.000-08:002007-11-25T21:12:00.000-08:00Well H*ll, this is the internet so I can say I dri...Well H*ll, this is the internet so I can say I drive whatever I want. I have 7 Maybachs. One for each day, change 'em when I change my underwear. Got a Mexican couple living in, she washes the shorts, he washes the cars. I have a Prius for when I'm going after a hot piece of tail that is into saving the environment, and a Ferrari for when I just want to prove I'm a man with a big penis.... I mean bank account. Got a 30m house in Beverly Hills, a penthouse in New York, and a little 20,000 s.f. place in West Palm. All paid for. No worries about the market crashing. No worries about who ends up in the white house next year. Just worried about when that bar maid is going to get back with my next scotch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-18593358745736533182007-11-25T19:39:00.000-08:002007-11-25T19:39:00.000-08:00actually it is a S600 mercedes, 2005 year to be ex...actually it is a S600 mercedes, 2005 year to be exact, 12 cylinder, 12-19 mpg, the gas crisis is not affecting me, the fire crisis is.<BR/><BR/>I do not know what street those estates were on, I do know that I saw them up in flames on CNN in that area, that is unless that was footage from the last fire which I highly doubt as the footage was labeled "live".<BR/><BR/>If I was wrong about those places that were on fire or damaged, I stand corrected.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-16006372862201062692007-11-25T18:24:00.000-08:002007-11-25T18:24:00.000-08:00Who is average joe?What is his point of view?Liber...Who is average joe?What is his point of view?Liberal nutcase or right wing wind bag?I don't know and quite frankly I don't care,but I'll bet my twin labradoodles that he drives a kia sport.I'm not even sure what that is but I've heard ordinary people talking about them so why not?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-1911923337425404952007-11-25T18:15:00.000-08:002007-11-25T18:15:00.000-08:00average joe-Mama's family is tired of you. Please ...average joe-<BR/>Mama's family is tired of you. Please just go away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com