tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post8593112326776584936..comments2023-11-05T01:14:14.295-07:00Comments on The Real Estalker: UPDATE: Ricky Martin's FlipYour Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14600002907755148264noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-19209491372293868342007-12-28T21:22:00.000-08:002007-12-28T21:22:00.000-08:00Way to go Ricky!Way to go Ricky!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-37411172673321826262007-12-28T11:25:00.000-08:002007-12-28T11:25:00.000-08:00Oh Mama, our stager is going to be so pumped by yo...Oh Mama, our stager is going to be so pumped by your attention, she'll be unbearable to live with. Her head will be so big we'll have to grease the door jambs! I'm not sure but I think she was driving a 1993 Corolla before she won the new car. She had just rolled over 300,000 miles and going strong.<BR/>This house is so beautiful. I love every untouched-by-human-hands surface. What is that kitchen ceiling? And the kitchen walls? How does Ricky Martin make such big bucks? Is his singing career that hot?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-91593097661234175862007-12-28T07:08:00.000-08:002007-12-28T07:08:00.000-08:00No, we certainly can't blame our very own stager w...No, we certainly can't blame our very own stager with the Toyota (I assume it's a politically-correct hybrid Prius) for the sterile appearance of these oddly cold rooms; staging lady would NEVER, and I repeat, NEVER, karate-chop the pillows the way this criminal has.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, Mama, but the staging doesn't look tastefully restrained, just lonely and sad . . . <BR/><BR/>But it's quite obvious that the entrepreneurial Miss Ricky ("of course I love pussy") Martin has never graced this pricey abode with his presence.<BR/><BR/>There's never been so much as a crumb in that kitchen nor a hard, sweaty body ornamenting the extravagant oceanfront pool.<BR/><BR/>Shame, really, when you think of the number of mega-wealthy gay men out there who would gladly plunk down more than $22M just for a whiff of Miss Ricky's cologne.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179311615101890268.post-86746242989827757862007-12-28T06:41:00.000-08:002007-12-28T06:41:00.000-08:00Thanks Mama. I really needed these crisp and well-...Thanks Mama. I really needed these crisp and well-appointed images, especially after that frightening beach "situation." Love it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com